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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1150 on: 16 Mar 2010, 21:57 »

Is it because game designers, having never touched boobs, automatically assume that they are rigid and dense enough to stop projectile weaponry?

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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1151 on: 16 Mar 2010, 22:46 »

Wait a minute, isn't "space is cold" one of those hollywood science things? I seem to remember reading that there is no heat transfer in space aside from what little bits of matter you might occasionally hit, so the issue would be more keeping cool than keeping warm.

And to be fair, that leather jacket is not going to do much more for Jack than the gravity-defying breastband, considering the weaponry you are facing in this game.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1152 on: 16 Mar 2010, 22:59 »

Well if you're close to stars it gets rather warm. Otherwise I would think no heat transfer would mean space is very cold.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1153 on: 16 Mar 2010, 23:35 »

Yeah, temperature is a characteristic of matter, and space has very little matter for how vast it is, so it really depends on how you want to look at it. On average, it's all barely above absolute zero, but given how fuckin' big space is that doesn't mean all that much in regards to a given object.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1154 on: 16 Mar 2010, 23:40 »

Well if you're close to stars it gets rather warm. Otherwise I would think no heat transfer would mean space is very cold.
But you don't get cold, because you aren't transferring your heat to space. So technically, space is cold, but that doesn't mean that things in space are cold, you would have more issues with making sure your ship has enough heatsinking, not making sure it stays warm.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1155 on: 17 Mar 2010, 02:24 »

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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1156 on: 17 Mar 2010, 11:28 »

Does Mass Effect 2, and maybe Dragon Age, need more relationships?
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1157 on: 17 Mar 2010, 12:51 »

lol.

It wouldn't be an issue if there were better modding tools out for both games. There were some disgusting (and wildly popular) text-based mods for BG2. Like interactive fanfic.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1158 on: 17 Mar 2010, 12:59 »

It'd be great if they actually added some high profile homosexual romances to ME2. Why can't Shep be a massive badass who saves the universe and has hot gay sex. I'm just sayin'
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1159 on: 17 Mar 2010, 13:07 »

I doubt they would, not because of any controversy, but because Bioware has said repeatedly that the demand hasn't justified their inclusion (if that sounds like bullshit it probably is!)

Plus, John McClane doesn't have sex with dudes.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1160 on: 17 Mar 2010, 13:29 »

Obviously there's enough demand for fem-shep "lesbianism" though.
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« Reply #1161 on: 17 Mar 2010, 14:58 »

Mark Meer is a homophobe.

No, really.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1162 on: 17 Mar 2010, 15:38 »

According to the developers, that rumor isn't true. They recorded dialogue for all romances regardless of gender before Bioware scrapped their inclusion partway through development. Supposedly people found romantic dialogue for ManShep and Kaiden/FemShep and Ashely still on the ME1 disc, just like how Legion has dialogue for missions way before his point of recruitment because originally recruitment was not throttled by plot progression.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1163 on: 17 Mar 2010, 15:49 »

I want some hot Shep/Legion sex.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1164 on: 17 Mar 2010, 19:38 »

Would that count as an orgy?
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1165 on: 17 Mar 2010, 21:39 »

After watching the ending where everyone dies I've started to wonder, who will you play as in the next game?
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1166 on: 17 Mar 2010, 21:43 »

After watching the ending where everyone dies I've started to wonder, who will you play as in the next game?
they said if you died you still play shepard in ME3 but you cannot import your dead ME2 character.  You just play a default shepard.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1167 on: 18 Mar 2010, 05:06 »

I doubt they would, not because of any controversy, but because Bioware has said repeatedly that the demand hasn't justified their inclusion (if that sounds like bullshit it probably is!)

Plus, John McClane doesn't have sex with dudes.

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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1168 on: 18 Mar 2010, 17:46 »

After watching the ending where everyone dies I've started to wonder, who will you play as in the next game?

Joker.

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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1169 on: 19 Mar 2010, 15:55 »

The alternate outfits will cost money, which is pretty lame.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1170 on: 19 Mar 2010, 20:34 »

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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1171 on: 20 Mar 2010, 00:20 »

well that looks like a rad addition to the team.  still more interested in cruising around with the hammerhead tho.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1172 on: 23 Mar 2010, 13:17 »

I was under the impression that all DLC would be included under the Cerberus Network D}:
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« Reply #1173 on: 23 Mar 2010, 18:54 »

cerberus net is the free stuff.   anything you have to pay for will likely be a different system.

also, as expected, the hammerhead is fun to drive.  missions are pretty short unfortunately.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1174 on: 23 Mar 2010, 20:02 »

Wait, I downloaded it, but it's not letting me do the missions.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1175 on: 24 Mar 2010, 00:13 »

did you install what you downloaded?
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1176 on: 24 Mar 2010, 10:08 »

I have the 360
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1177 on: 24 Mar 2010, 10:48 »

You have to complete the download and then restart your 360 for any DLC to work.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1178 on: 24 Mar 2010, 15:29 »

I've never had to restart my 360 for DLC. Most I've ever had to do was exit out of the game and restart.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1179 on: 24 Mar 2010, 15:32 »

Maybe I was just exaggerating
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1180 on: 24 Mar 2010, 17:00 »

It works fine now, but I've never had to do that before.

Also what's with dying and having to do the whole mission over? I thought their were autosaves in place to prevent that kind of thing.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1181 on: 24 Mar 2010, 17:04 »

There are. Check your settings.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1182 on: 24 Mar 2010, 17:05 »

It doesn't seem to do the same in the Firewalker missions.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1183 on: 24 Mar 2010, 18:02 »

ah, I haven't downloaded that, so I have no clue
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1184 on: 24 Mar 2010, 18:07 »

Also what the hell ass balls there is a countdown on the mass effect website.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1185 on: 24 Mar 2010, 18:34 »

I was wondering that too.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1186 on: 24 Mar 2010, 18:48 »

It's on the Dragon Age site too, which leads me to believe it's either an announcement of more than one DLC-related thing, or a new game announcement of some kind.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1187 on: 24 Mar 2010, 20:01 »

or....MASS EFFECT 2 DRAGON AGE CROSS OVER!!!
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1188 on: 24 Mar 2010, 20:49 »

I don't know, man. Blood dragon armor.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1189 on: 25 Mar 2010, 09:57 »

Commander Shepard crashlands in Fereldan and many shocking discoveries are made:

The Archdemon is actually a descendant of a rogue Reaper.

Darkspawn are husk descendants.

Grey Wardens are descended from Spectres who crashlanded.

Admiral Xen was actually just Morrigan wearing a suit.

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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1190 on: 25 Mar 2010, 10:04 »

In all seriousness, there were a few references to "The Maker" in ME2.  I'm expecting a few easter eggs in ME3.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1191 on: 25 Mar 2010, 11:50 »

I missed those references I guess?
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1192 on: 25 Mar 2010, 12:11 »

There was a reference on Eden Prime in ME1. Don't remember any others.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1193 on: 25 Mar 2010, 12:16 »

Maker is such a generic term too, so it's hard to tell how much to read into it. It's right up there with thanking the light these days.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1194 on: 25 Mar 2010, 15:37 »

is there anyway to romance mordin
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1195 on: 25 Mar 2010, 16:02 »

I think if you don't romance anyone and do the "how to release stress" talk, he thinks you're making a move on him.

I think, I could be wrong.


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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1196 on: 25 Mar 2010, 16:25 »

You cannot romance Mordin, probably because the Salarians as a species tend to not engage in long-term mating relationships.

I know way too much about this game's universe.
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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1197 on: 25 Mar 2010, 18:37 »

He'd be wild in the sack, were he a species that procreated via sexual relations.
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« Reply #1198 on: 25 Mar 2010, 19:27 »

He'd be wild in the sack, were he a species that procreated via sexual relations.

He once failed a mission, just to see what it felt like.

He knows this hurts you, Shepard.

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Re: Mass Effect 2
« Reply #1199 on: 27 Mar 2010, 21:32 »

Every once in a while, I load up one my ME1 save games just to watch Captain Anderson coldcock Udina.
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