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Author Topic: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters  (Read 2390 times)

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Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« on: 16 Sep 2009, 01:51 »

Eat Freely! Celebrate your right to eat whenever, wherever!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q3s7Q8rtRc - A HAGGARD OLD WOMAN DISPARAGES OUR RIGHTS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nAhOTFXGZA - THE NEWS COVERS AN ANTI-FREE EATING PROTEST


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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #1 on: 16 Sep 2009, 01:53 »

I don't get it
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #2 on: 16 Sep 2009, 01:59 »

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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #3 on: 16 Sep 2009, 02:02 »

I GET IT!
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #4 on: 16 Sep 2009, 03:03 »

Aw man I hoped you were talking about Utensil Dinner Parties.

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Bring Your Own Utensil Dinner:
That's what you advertise it as . . . "Bring Your Own Utensil," and you don't tell them anything else. When you're pumping the event, give suggestions of utensils they can bring: wooden spoons, spatulas, serving forks, egg beaters . . . whatever you want.
Serve a spaghetti dinner for the event.  The catch is... no silverware.  Everyone has to use the utensil they brought with them.
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #5 on: 16 Sep 2009, 04:42 »

 the dude who brings an electric egg beater to that thing is way ahead of the pack
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #6 on: 16 Sep 2009, 20:06 »

Dude I could be calling that an applicance, not a utensil
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #7 on: 16 Sep 2009, 22:53 »

Those ads remind me of this. There are others, more outrageous, but I can't find them.
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #8 on: 17 Sep 2009, 13:01 »

I want these hot pockets products to be good, but I feel as though they will  be assy.
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #9 on: 17 Sep 2009, 13:03 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9c9lAfXQHs

That standup is a pretty accurate on hot pockets.
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #10 on: 18 Sep 2009, 08:12 »

So, these are like, cheap pasties?
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #11 on: 18 Sep 2009, 08:32 »

If pasties are Diaharea inducing drunk food, then yes.
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #12 on: 18 Sep 2009, 08:33 »

See: Jim Gaffigan's rant on Hot Pockets
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #13 on: 18 Sep 2009, 10:41 »

"Now they have the vegetarian hot pocket! If you don't eat meat, but still want diarrhea!"
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #14 on: 18 Sep 2009, 11:25 »

If pasties are Diaharea inducing drunk food, then yes.

Yeah pasties (pronounced past-ease) are just another word for pocket pies.
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #15 on: 18 Sep 2009, 11:28 »

I like pasties.

But you can get pretty nice pasties in this country.
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #16 on: 18 Sep 2009, 18:12 »

If pasties are Diaharea inducing drunk food, then yes.

That would explain some of my childhood.
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #17 on: 20 Sep 2009, 01:07 »

The fact that you might need a pronunciation guide for pasties just blew my mind, because they are basically a staple foodstuff here. An entire county is renowned for their ability to place meat and potatoes inside a pastry shell.
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #18 on: 20 Sep 2009, 10:12 »

I think the problem is that, when pronounced pay-steez, they're nipple coverings.
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #19 on: 20 Sep 2009, 10:43 »

You don't get that in Gregg's.
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #20 on: 20 Sep 2009, 11:33 »

There isn't a Greggs on the Isle of Wight. This is a hard thing to bare.
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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #21 on: 20 Sep 2009, 12:30 »

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Re: Lay Down Your Forks, Brothers And Sisters
« Reply #22 on: 20 Sep 2009, 12:34 »



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