I see a sad and pathetic person that doesn't give a rats ass about his fellow man, acts like a fake douchebag to their faces and then comes onto forums like these to rant and whine on how sad and pathetic everyone else is...when really its just the opposite and then repeats the same damn thing every day. An even more sad attempt at attention to their non-existence.
Wow. Just wow.
Let me dissect that, after I get done laughing.
There.
First off, I would really love not to give a rat's ass about most of you, becuase it would make my life much simpler. Yet, I've devoted my life to service for low pay, dealing with your misery and your bodily fluids day in, day out, making sure all you zombies live long enough to make it to the hospital so you don't have to reap the full benefits of your stupidity in its amazing myriad of forms. Again, I really wish I didn't care about you; I wouldn't drink so much.
Moving right along...
How I act to your face when you're in pain, or miserable, or whatever, is part of a carefully crafted professional persona designed to relieve as much of the stress from your current situation as possible as well as enable me to establish a rapport with you so I can ask you invasive but necessary questions about you and your personal history in order to better care for YOU. Call me a douchebag or phony or false friend, or what have you; You're going to do it anyway and it is part of what I do, so I don't take it personally.
"and then comes onto forums like these to rant and whine on how sad and pathetic everyone else is"
Because make no mistake, that carefully crafted persona is hard work to keep in place, especially when assholes like you keep trying to push the boundaries of it after I've come running at great risk to myself to save your dumb ass from your own stupidity. I come on to these forums to unwind and act like the asshole that I CAN'T when I'm at work. What is YOUR excuse?
"when really its just the opposite and then repeats the same damn thing every day. An even more sad attempt at attention to their non-existence."
No, it's not the opposite. I am just as dumb and prone to stupidity as the rest of you; The difference is I AM AWARE OF IT, but you seem not to be. And I repeat the same damn thing every day because THAT'S WHAT I DO. As far as a sad attempt at attention to my non-existence, I'm thinking it's more of a sad attempt at sick gallows humor, but hey, to each their own perception, right?
Now, see, if I didn't care, why do I cry when you manage to kill yourselves through your own direct fault, I had nothing to do with it, but I have to clean up the mess and wonder that your family will miss you.
That was LAST NIGHT, asshole. Ask me where I was when the motorcyclist hit the toyota on Dale Mabry hard enough to spin the entire car around and tear a hole behind the front passenger seat you could drive a greyhound bus through. Ask me where I was when what was left of that motorcyclist died enroute in the medivac helicopter.
Go ahead. ASK ME.
My goal in life is to see you run over by a bus.
Considering my current profession, I'd say your goal in life is achievable through no merit of your own. Congratulations.
Too bad if you need me after that, though. You might have to drive YOURSELF to the hospital after sticking your face in that fan.
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