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Re: So....
« Reply #50 on: 21 Feb 2009, 23:47 »

its never a bad hijacking when ancient civilization mythology is involved!  :laugh:
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Re: So....
« Reply #51 on: 25 Feb 2009, 14:13 »

Athena has no tits? Pshh
I'll have you all know, I happen to have a very ample bosom.
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Re: So....
« Reply #52 on: 25 Feb 2009, 20:17 »

Athena has no tits? Pshh
I'll have you all know, I happen to have a very ample bosom.
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this thread is useless without pix  :laugh:
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Re: So....
« Reply #53 on: 26 Feb 2009, 12:14 »

this thread is useless without pix  :laugh:

<img src="http://www.museculture.com/ripped-cleavage-02.jpg/>


Does that help, Father? :)
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Re: So....
« Reply #54 on: 26 Feb 2009, 14:55 »

Did... did you rip your shirt open so that you could take a picture just to make a point?
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Re: So....
« Reply #55 on: 26 Feb 2009, 17:29 »

Did... did you rip your shirt open so that you could take a picture just to make a point?

Nope.
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Re: So....
« Reply #56 on: 26 Feb 2009, 17:55 »

Titties.

Nevertheless, Artemis and Athena went head to head with Aphrodite to get Paris to choose them as the most beautiful.

Titties.

Hera, not Artemis.

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Wait, was it artemis taht was rpresented with one breast so she could pull a bow?

As far as I know, no. Artemis always has two breasts. The Amazons, daughters of Ares, were the ones depicted as cutting off their right tit so they could pull a bow better.
Not cut. They burned them off, children. Cutting them off makes it sound like this was done at maturity, when I'm guessing it was started at puberty. Otherwise, a girl'd have to wait 'til she was sixteen or so to start practicing with the bow. Not good for warrior-women. I suppose if one was, er (mustn't use the F word), under-endowed enough this wasn't necessary. Cutting from puberty onwards might be, well, macho, but cauterizing would be more efficient. Still, ouch.
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Re: So....
« Reply #57 on: 26 Feb 2009, 18:00 »

The girls never got in the way of my drawing a bow (although I only pulled  a 70lb).  It was my eyesight that made it hard.

Of course, some times I wish I had Lee Press On Tits.  You know, just so I could have the boobs I needed for the activity/wardrobe.

Those Amazons were TOUGH!
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« Reply #58 on: 26 Feb 2009, 18:28 »

this thread is useless without pix  :laugh:

<img src="http://www.museculture.com/ripped-cleavage-02.jpg/>


Does that help, Father? :)

I can't decide if I should be ashamed of myself or filled with glee. But please don't burn those off so you can pull a bow. It would be a crime against humanity.  :cry:

Not cut. They burned them off, children. Cutting them off makes it sound like this was done at maturity, when I'm guessing it was started at puberty. Otherwise, a girl'd have to wait 'til she was sixteen or so to start practicing with the bow. Not good for warrior-women. I suppose if one was, er (mustn't use the F word), under-endowed enough this wasn't necessary. Cutting from puberty onwards might be, well, macho, but cauterizing would be more efficient. Still, ouch.

All cultures have rites of passage. I couldn't imagine a stronger way of accepting a young woman into a woman warrior culture than by cuttign one breast off. Think of the symbolism. I'm sure the folks who thought up the mythology did, eh?
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« Reply #59 on: 26 Feb 2009, 18:56 »


I can't decide if I should be ashamed of myself or filled with glee. But please don't burn those off so you can pull a bow. It would be a crime against humanity.  :cry:


No fear there.  I stopped cutting when I was 16.
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Re: So....
« Reply #60 on: 26 Feb 2009, 19:14 »

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Do you think Batman ever smashed himself in the face while working out the kinks in new gizmos?

It certainly would explain the protective mask.

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I can't decide if I should be ashamed of myself or filled with glee. But please don't burn those off so you can pull a bow. It would be a crime against humanity.

I can only add a quote of my own:

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.  T'would be a pity to damage yours."

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I stopped cutting when I was 16.

Yeah, me too.  Now I swallow my food whole, just like all the other reptiles.

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Re: So....
« Reply #61 on: 26 Feb 2009, 19:28 »

Ah, Mr. S, I admire a good Princess Bride quote.
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Re: So....
« Reply #62 on: 26 Feb 2009, 19:34 »

Wesley is a poser. I'm the real Dread Pirate Roberts.
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« Reply #63 on: 26 Feb 2009, 19:39 »

I thought his name was Cummerbund?

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« Reply #64 on: 26 Feb 2009, 19:45 »

I thought his name was Cummerbund?

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No that was the one after me. It's something of a franchise, you see.
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Re: So....
« Reply #65 on: 26 Feb 2009, 20:19 »

moar tits :-D
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Re: So....
« Reply #66 on: 26 Feb 2009, 20:47 »

All cultures have rites of passage. I couldn't imagine a stronger way of accepting a young woman into a woman warrior culture than by cuttign one breast off. Think of the symbolism. I'm sure the folks who thought up the mythology did, eh?
I've always understood it to be a practical sort of thing rather than symbolic. And not every culture is as fixated on breasts as ours is.

Anyway, the Amazons may not be myths. At least not entirely. I like the theory that they were woman who had to 'defend the store,' so to speak, while the men were away at war, and the Greek who came upon them got the wrong idea. If he was an Athenian, I can see why.
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« Reply #67 on: 26 Feb 2009, 21:09 »

All cultures have rites of passage. I couldn't imagine a stronger way of accepting a young woman into a woman warrior culture than by cuttign one breast off. Think of the symbolism. I'm sure the folks who thought up the mythology did, eh?
I've always understood it to be a practical sort of thing rather than symbolic. And not every culture is as fixated on breasts as ours is.

Anyway, the Amazons may not be myths. At least not entirely. I like the theory that they were woman who had to 'defend the store,' so to speak, while the men were away at war, and the Greek who came upon them got the wrong idea. If he was an Athenian, I can see why.
rites of passage can be as simple and as complex as you can think of circumstances to arrange them around. The Amazonian women are supposed to have been somewhat based on a real events. There is evidence that of a cult of the woman warrior as well. A rite of passage can happen at any stage of life, signify anything. Functionally it marks the passage of someone into a society or part of society where they are expected to change their behavior in favor of the new group. So you could see a young girl having this rite of passage to mark the end of childhood, or simply to mark to her community that she will become a warrior. Keep in mind that the bows commonly used throughout human culture are not the massive English longbows of yew. A boy began to train at a bow like that as a small child--it took a lifetime to become a master. Most bows aren't that damned serious. A month or so and you can be expected to become and average shooter. Most bows are in fact skinny little dinky looking things and they're used with multiple pronged arrows for killing small game. Not to hard to scale up from that to a leve tah tcan kill a person without it being a big switch.
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"They have no right breasts...for while they are yet babies their mothers make red-hot a bronze instrument constructed for this very purpose and apply it to the right breast and cauterize it, so that its growth is arrested, and all its strength and bulk are diverted to the right shoulder and right arm." Hippocrates

Now, there are a number of sources about them, and few agree on fine details. But in general there seems to have been a culture where rwomen were set on a level playing field with men (at least a level playing field) and they seem to have been expected to hunt and fight as well as thier men. In fact, if yo look at today's culture, it's quite similar to what the Amazons were described to be like.

Now, if you squint a bit, and take away what was probably made up (Hippocrates wasn't there and didn't have a direct source--and ancient authors were notorious for making up what they didn't know) or and base it on what we know about cultures, it is entirely possible that this was actually a rite of passage performed in girls to signify that they were expected to join the ranks or begin to study to join the ranks, of adult women in their culture.

I recently had a sinus surgery. They drive a needle about the size of an iv needle into your sinus and heat it up to 300 degrees. This cauterizes the sinus and shrivels it up, allowing you to breath through your nose again (I've had my nose broken a lot and although it's been well set it left me with issues breathing) so the cauterized breast make sense to me. I'm not sure doing it anytime before puberty wouldn't be effective. So maybe as soon as the kid starts to bud they burned her with a ceremony. And of course, all cultures see the breast  as a sign of motherhood, if not sexuality. So cutting one off would indicate a strong notion of what women are supposed to do with their lives, eh?

All of this is suppositional of course. And only barely has anything to do with real live titties. But it's an interesting idea imo.
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