Pfft. Amateurs.
Obvious.
Includes a scene where a man is attacked by a talking lump of shit. Also it's about a vampire motorcycle terrorising Birmingham. And it stars Neil Morrisey and fucking C3P0.
Peter Jackson is a gawky alien hunter who gets his brains dashed out, but manages to cram them back into his skull and embark upon one of the greatest chainsaw rampages in cinematic history. Bastards!
"MURDER ISN'T FUNNY!" *Begins eating corpse*
Possibly the best poster in history.
This is what happens when two extremely stoned looking metalheads somehow wangle funding to make a film. Nihilistic drug dealers become vampire angels and someone tears out a nuns vagina with their
fucking teeth.
A bearded serial killer summons Dani filth to tear open peoples skulls, implant demon foetuses into goth chicks and eat cats, for no easily discernable reason.
Sometimes a budget can be a help, not a hindrance. Brian fucking Blessed.
I can't remember if this is the one where he surfs to Japan. That's far and away the best one.
At one point, Riki punches the top of a mans head clean off. This is after he has been tortured, buried alive for a month then manacled in a prison cell with ten centimetre thick chains. So good it should be illegal.
The lip-synching anus matches or excels anything in Hitchcocks ouevre.
Do the maths.
The scary thing to consider is that this film came out four or five years before alien.
Any film that opens with a vampire smoking an enormous cigar driving a long in a big red car and listening to Revenant Horton Heat, and manages to end with the Crips being turned into vampires by gangbanging a female vampire and then fighting Dracula's vampire mafia in an S&M club, is a good film by me.
"I'm hear to find Duran Duran!"
Best evil midget
everThis tale of cannabalistic children plaguing a backwoods community is notable mainly for the unbelievably explicit slaughter of the children at the end by their own parents. One kid gets stuck to a wall with a pitchfork through his neck for fucks sake.