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it is sam's birthday and
« on: 11 Mar 2009, 13:31 »

I'm making a thread and there is nothing that you can do about it

happy birthday, kid! in my family, it's a tradition to tell embarrassing stories about the birthday boy/girl.  I remember when you were this widdle:



my, how time flies!
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #1 on: 11 Mar 2009, 14:02 »

Ally, that's not Sam. I haven't seen any pics of kid Sam, but I am convinced he was born with that beard of his.


(Happy birthday Sam!)
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #2 on: 11 Mar 2009, 14:03 »

Happy birthday!
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #3 on: 11 Mar 2009, 14:28 »

I don't give a shit about Sam's birthday until he turns 18
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #4 on: 11 Mar 2009, 14:46 »

He's still legal in some states, dude.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #5 on: 11 Mar 2009, 14:50 »

Billy Corgan testifies during the latest session of the Senate Select Subcommittee on Sam's Birthday -

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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #6 on: 11 Mar 2009, 15:09 »

Jesus Billy Corgan has some giant hands. I mean, wow.

Oh yeah and happy birthday guy from the internet I don't really know!
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #7 on: 11 Mar 2009, 15:15 »

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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #8 on: 11 Mar 2009, 15:53 »

 Crappy Birthday Sam.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #9 on: 11 Mar 2009, 15:57 »

You may be just another year older, Sam. But it's later than it seems.
On day, do all, on night, stoop to sleep. Because you are worth it.

Make your days special.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #10 on: 11 Mar 2009, 17:52 »

I don't give a shit about Sam's birthday until he turns 18
Where I'm from, 16 is legal.

Happy birthday (even though my postcount isn't high enough to make me cool).
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #11 on: 11 Mar 2009, 17:53 »

Happy birthday Sam. Enjoy your final year of being jailbait- it may not get any sweeter afterwards.

Where Patrick is from currently residing, Sam was probably legal in that baby picture.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #12 on: 11 Mar 2009, 17:58 »

(even though my postcount isn't high enough to make me cool).

your post count does not make you cool. you make yourself cool!

look at me, for example: i have...i dunno 2000 posts or something and i'm not cool at all. most of the people here aren't even aware of me because i am so inoffensive and ineffectual that you could read a whole page written by me and not even realize it. it's my gift.


what i'm trying to say here is that i think you are cool.

oh and also happy birthday to Sam even though i hate him for being so much younger than me but still able to grow so much more beard than me. that fucker.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #13 on: 11 Mar 2009, 18:39 »

I remember talking to Baby Sam the day he got his braces on, or maybe he just got stoned and went to the dentist's office, either way, he was like 14. I think he had a bit of a teenage crush on me when we first started talking and I found him annoying. I love you the most, though, Sam! <3 Happy berrday!
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #14 on: 11 Mar 2009, 18:53 »

your post count does not make you cool. you make yourself cool!
*Puts on sunglasses at night*

what i'm trying to say here is that i think you are cool.
Why, thank you.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #15 on: 11 Mar 2009, 19:00 »

Hey war machine I know who you are and I think you're cool. Also I read all your posts.

Aaaaaaaaaaand happy birhtday sam! I think I remember when you posted that picture!


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« Last Edit: 11 Mar 2009, 19:11 by negative creep »
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #16 on: 11 Mar 2009, 19:05 »

Yay happy birthday!

Birthdays are awesome! BUY PIE!
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #17 on: 11 Mar 2009, 19:13 »


Redneck cake

Punk cake

Metal cake

Twee cake

Sneaker cake

DJ cake

Electric Mayhem cake

(I remember when your hair was extra poofy cuz it was long, so your signature was an "I AM NOT OMAR" disclaimer. You haven't gotten a "Hey dude you look like that one dude from the Mars Volta!!" in a while huh)
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #18 on: 11 Mar 2009, 19:14 »

Sam,

All I know about you is that you can grow some pretty badass facial hair and that I am envious. Happy birthday!
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #19 on: 11 Mar 2009, 19:15 »

Hmmm I don't think it's rednecks that drink PBR.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #20 on: 11 Mar 2009, 19:26 »


Sneaker cake

DJ cake
These are just freakin' amazing.

(I can't see the sneaker cake)
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #21 on: 11 Mar 2009, 19:32 »

Hmmm I don't think it's rednecks that drink PBR.

Yes it is! It's an old man beer, like Schlitz. The difference is that it was somehow incorporated into "hipster culture" for some reason. I drink it cuz when I was fourteen I was all "JAaaamiiee will you get me some UV Blue? (blue raspberry flavored vodka) It is sooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooo delicious!" and he would say "sure thing, Brittany!" and he'd get me a 24 of PBR.  Then I'd be all "jaaaaaaaamieIIEEEEE will you get me a bottle of morgan? I'm gonna drink it with dr. pepper! It is sOooooooOOOOOooo good!" and he would say "Sure Brittany!" and then get me a 24 of PBR. Then I'd be "OMIGOD Jamie! You know what's really tasty?? MALIBU. It's like coconut rum! Will you get me some and NOT PBR" and he said "No. You know you're getting PBR so do you want that or not?" Eventually I just started liking it.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #22 on: 11 Mar 2009, 19:34 »

Old man culture and hipster culture are essentially the same thing.

Also on topic, Happy Birthday Sam. You are a pretty alright dude.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #23 on: 11 Mar 2009, 19:36 »

That IS true.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #24 on: 11 Mar 2009, 19:45 »

Happy birthday dude, imagine that if I could talk I'd be singing this song just for you.

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I'd do anything for you
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #25 on: 11 Mar 2009, 20:25 »

Old man culture and hipster culture are essentially the same thing.

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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #26 on: 11 Mar 2009, 20:54 »

I'm making a thread and there is nothing that you can do about it

Gah! Mod powers . . . rendered impotent . . .
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #27 on: 11 Mar 2009, 20:54 »

Didn't we agree a while ago that birthday threads were kind of stupid since you end up getting a couple of people that you actually know saying happy birthday but then many more people who have no idea who you are saying happy birthday and the whole thing being kind of insincere and silly?
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #28 on: 11 Mar 2009, 20:58 »

We agreed that, but secretly we all know that we want people to make birthday threads for us, so whaddya gonna do? Embrace the hypocrisy?
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #29 on: 11 Mar 2009, 21:20 »

I tried making an ultimate birthday thread, wherein we could have all of the birthdays contained, much like the photo thread, but it fell into the abyss known as page 2 and beyond.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #30 on: 11 Mar 2009, 21:31 »

happy birthday sam! i kind of know who you are!
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #31 on: 11 Mar 2009, 21:33 »

happy brithday youngun
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #32 on: 11 Mar 2009, 22:23 »

happy beardday
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #33 on: 11 Mar 2009, 22:26 »

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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #34 on: 11 Mar 2009, 22:41 »

I would feel totally ripped off if somebody cut slices from that and gave me the cheek slice.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #35 on: 11 Mar 2009, 22:53 »

I really want to know what that white stuff is supposed to be. Is it supposed to be dirty?
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #36 on: 11 Mar 2009, 22:57 »

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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #37 on: 11 Mar 2009, 23:02 »

It's white hair. It represents the relentless forward march of time.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #38 on: 11 Mar 2009, 23:54 »

I wish someone baked ME an Iron & Wine cake/pie.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #39 on: 12 Mar 2009, 06:24 »

I know it's late, but happy birthday.

It was my flatmates birthday yesterday too and I baked her a cake - I will maybe post a picture and we can pretend it is for you too.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #40 on: 12 Mar 2009, 06:43 »

Sam, post a picture of your cake when you get it. That's really what this thread is for.

(Happy birthday!)
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #41 on: 12 Mar 2009, 07:38 »

In the spirit of embarrassing stories: when sam was 14, we hung out and I went to see his bands show. Then we went and smoked weed in a parking structure with some really retarded punk kid with a mohawk, and then he asked me to buy him a pack of cigarettes. I contributed to the delinquency of a chuckleheaded-ass youngster! His band was pretty okay, but he had a crush on a girl who wasn't that cute, and also he was scared to hang out with me for the most part so we just kicked it in an arcade and played video games and he also dropped a jamba juice all over the floor.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #42 on: 12 Mar 2009, 09:10 »

basically the punkest ass busta
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #43 on: 13 Mar 2009, 16:43 »

Oh hey, happy birthday Sam.
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #44 on: 16 Mar 2009, 02:26 »

He's still legal in some states, dude.

I want photographic evidence and I cannot legally possess such things unless he is 18 okay
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #45 on: 16 Mar 2009, 07:31 »

OMGISITSAMSBIRTHDAYTODAYSHITITOTALLYFORGOT
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Re: it is sam's birthday and
« Reply #46 on: 09 Apr 2009, 17:44 »

Man I am sorry for being absent from the forums so hardcore for this, but you are 17 now! Next time we hang out we should do something about that. Like beer or parties or something.
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