The amazing, quotable one-liners and sarcasm. That's what keeps bringing me back.
The deadpan stuff like Sven's "I'd self immolate but I don't want to inconvenience the neighbors," to Faye's hilarious hyperbole: "To the Mall! Where I shall Burn and Pillage! And also Try On Shoes!"
And my two all time favorites:
"God, you're to humor what Helen Keller would be to competitive paintball."
"What ELSE have I failed to notice today? Are my pants on Backwards? Am I on FIRE? DID I KILL A GUY EARLIER???"
That's what makes this comic stand out in my mind, from Ctrl Alt Del, to Dilbert, to MegaTokyo, to Irregular Webcomic, to Legostar Galactica, to Least I Could Do, to 8-bit theatre, to Order of the Stick, to Schlock Mercenary, to The Whiteboard, to VG Cats, to Cyanide and Happiness, to Chivalry and Knavery, to Something Positive, to Girls With Slingshots, to XKCD, to Darths & Droids, to finally come to rest here as my last stop for my morning entertainment.
Because I really do save the best for last.
Thanks, Jeph.
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