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Sam is pretty much the best dude
« on: 24 Mar 2009, 23:27 »

amirite?
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #1 on: 24 Mar 2009, 23:27 »

Say good stuff about his dick.
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #2 on: 24 Mar 2009, 23:28 »

(No, it curves weirdly to the left)
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #3 on: 24 Mar 2009, 23:31 »

*circle of penises being wanked.gif*
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #4 on: 24 Mar 2009, 23:31 »

only hatin cause I'm jealous of his beard tho
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #5 on: 25 Mar 2009, 00:02 »

sam, your dick is good
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #6 on: 25 Mar 2009, 02:16 »

(No, it curves weirdly to the left)
Holy crap, I thought only mine did that.
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #7 on: 25 Mar 2009, 02:22 »

Now there are two threads about Sam on the front page guys
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #8 on: 25 Mar 2009, 02:49 »

this is actually specifically about his dick though
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #9 on: 25 Mar 2009, 02:49 »

i went looking for the thread about my dick but i couldn't find it
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #10 on: 25 Mar 2009, 03:12 »

Your dick is the unspoken subtext underlying every thread, Johnny.
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« Reply #11 on: 25 Mar 2009, 04:13 »

I went looking for my dick but it had left to drive trucks down the lonely roads to and from the coal mines and write folk music.
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« Reply #12 on: 25 Mar 2009, 04:34 »

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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #13 on: 25 Mar 2009, 04:36 »

I went looking for my dick but it had left

You should have kept hold of it.
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #14 on: 25 Mar 2009, 04:53 »

I should have never allowed my dick near a harmonica
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #15 on: 25 Mar 2009, 05:51 »

But now it has nineteen grammys and goes by "The Boss".
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #16 on: 25 Mar 2009, 05:53 »

It was while gliding through these latter waters that one serene and moonlight night, when all the waves rolled by like scrolls of silver; and, by their soft, suffusing seethings, made what seemed a silvery silence, not a solitude: on such a silent night a silvery jet was seen far in advance of the white bubbles at the bow. Lit up by the moon, it looked celestial; seemed some plumed and glittering god uprising from the sea. It was sam's dick.
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #17 on: 25 Mar 2009, 05:54 »

But now it has nineteen grammys and goes by "The Boss".

Don't be ridiculous how could a dick thrust it's dick at a camera it would fall over.
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #18 on: 25 Mar 2009, 06:02 »

I should dick a harmonica

But it goes by "The Boss"

The plot thickens.
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #19 on: 25 Mar 2009, 06:05 »

I saw them and I knew them all. And yet
Dauntless the slug-horn to my lips I set,
And blew. "Childe Roland to Sam's dick came.''
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #20 on: 25 Mar 2009, 06:17 »

i went looking for the thread about my dick but i couldn't find it

The thread or...
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« Reply #21 on: 25 Mar 2009, 06:18 »

Poor Johansen's handwriting almost gave out when he wrote of this. Of the six men who never reached the ship, he thinks two perished of pure fright in that accursed instant. The Thing cannot be described - there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. A mountain walked or stumbled. God! What wonder that across the earth a great architect went mad, and poor Wilcox raved with fever in that telepathic instant? The Thing of the idols, the green, sticky spawn of the stars, had awaked to claim his own. The stars were right again, and what an age-old cult had failed to do by design, a band of innocent sailors had done by accident. After vigintillions of years Sam's dick was loose again, and ravening for delight.
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #22 on: 25 Mar 2009, 06:22 »

Gilead is currently winning this thread.
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #23 on: 25 Mar 2009, 07:43 »

The thread or...

I knew I could count on you, Tommy.
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« Reply #24 on: 25 Mar 2009, 07:46 »

Eight years before it had seen its friend off at the North Wall and wished him God-speed. Sam's dick had got on. You could tell that at once by its travelled air, its well-cut tweed suit, and fearless accent. Few fellows had talents like it, and fewer still could remain unspoiled by such success. Sam's dick's heart was in the right place and it had deserved to win. It was something to have a friend like that.

Little Sam's thoughts ever since lunch-time had been of his meeting with his dick, of his dick's invitation, and of the great city London where his dick lived. He was called Little Sam because, though he was but slightly under the average stature, he gave one the idea of being a little man. His hands were white and small, his frame was fragile, his voice was quiet and his manners were refined. He took the greatest care of his fair silken hair and moustache, and used perfume discreetly on his handkerchief. The half-moons of his nails were perfect, and when he smiled you caught a glimpse of a row of childish white teeth.
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #25 on: 25 Mar 2009, 09:12 »

Call me Sam's dick.
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #26 on: 25 Mar 2009, 09:29 »

Now there are two threads about Sam on the front page guys

A good start.
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #27 on: 25 Mar 2009, 09:31 »

As Kieffer awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into Sam's dick.
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #28 on: 25 Mar 2009, 16:51 »

Who's Sam?
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #29 on: 25 Mar 2009, 18:05 »

I went looking for my dick but it had left to drive trucks down the lonely roads to and from the coal mines and write folk music.

After reading this post, and a lot of this thread I had the song Detatchable Penis stuck in my head. Thanks a lot, guys. Ugh.
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Re: Sam is pretty much the best dude
« Reply #30 on: 25 Mar 2009, 18:06 »

Hi, Sam.

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« Reply #31 on: 25 Mar 2009, 18:18 »

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