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Werewolves
« on: 23 Mar 2009, 21:56 »

13 people were recently chosen to take part in a Reality Television competition called “Ghost Town.” A simple concept, the contestants had to live in a formally uninhabited town forced to fend for themselves in terms of food, water and entertainment. If they could no longer cope they were sent home, either the last person remaining or any that chose to stay for the full 12 weeks would be declared the winner or winners and recive their share of the two million dollars prize money.

With all methods of contacting the outside world confiscated the players were flown into a small dilapidated town, completely in accessible except by air. They were met by a large man with a ponytail, who introduced himself as Axerton, the shows host, and camera man (the company making Ghost Town figured why pay for two men to do a job that could be done by one) He then brandished a two way radio, explaining that it was the only contact they had with anyone outside of the town, and it was only to contact the helicopter pilot when one of the players decided they wanted to throw in the towel. He then suggested that they explore their surroundings, doing their best to behave as if the camera wasn’t there.

 It looked as if half the town had been destroyed by fire. What was still standing wasn’t in much better condition - a couple of dozen small wooden shacks that had been clearly patched up recently so as to be fit for human habitation. An odd, rotted out, platform stood in the center of the town, perhaps they liked public performances in this here.  A call from one of the group caused everyone to gather round a small sign, near what had clearly once been a path. It read ‘Hammel – population…’ but the number was unreadable. Axerton smiled and pulled a thick black marker from his pocket and drew ‘13’ over where the previous number had been
“This will make for a nice promotional shot.”
At this point one of the group spoke up, “What happened here? Why is this town abandoned”
Axerton gave another smile “Well, there’s a story that gets passed around about creatures of darkness possessing members of the village and causing it to tear it self apart. Werewolves or some such. Not that I believe it, the fire that burned half the buildings down seems to match the time of that the town died, doesn’t take a genius to figure that out.”

Slowly the group dispersed some went to explore the surrounding forests. No one would be able to tell, but when three of them came back, a change had come over them. After an uneventful first day - where everyone ate what little food they had been allowed to bring with them – the contestants each chose one of the abandoned homes and went to sleep. No one would ever confess it later, but everyone had vivid dreams of wolves howling that night.

The next day could have been just as uneventful as the previous, if it weren’t for the fact that they found Axerton dead was nowhere to be seen. The players searched for him but all privately thought that this was some sort of surprise thought up to make the show interesting. Before long a shout brought everyone running to the platform they had seen the previous day, on which had been found one of the cameras, scratched into the side were the words “press play”

The picture was too dark to make out, but they could hear quite clearly a growling from somewhere behind the camera and in front of it, Axerton was whimpering and muttering gibberish. It continued like this for almost a minute, until something moved in the shadows of the small screen and Axerton let out a terrible scream which was cut off suddenly. Everyone watching stood stunned the tape still playing when suddenly a wolf’s head appeared on the screen, the two way in its mouth. It lingered there for a moment before biting down and crushing the radio in its jaws.

Everyone looked up at the platform, all realizing at once what it had been used for, and coming to the conclusion that it would have to be used for the same purpose again now.

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(we’re playing with 3 wolves, a doctor and a cop – not a killing one though – Check your pms then cast your votes for the first to swing.) (also if you make a concious descion not to vote for what ever reason, I would like you to post saying so, or at least PM me. Be warned if you go to long without voting or at least telling me you're abstaing I may kill your character off without warning)

(just to clarify we're in the day phase at the moment, votes cast publicly in this thread for the first hanging)
« Last Edit: 24 Mar 2009, 00:43 by axerton »
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #1 on: 24 Mar 2009, 10:37 »

I vote for Avec to be hung.
« Last Edit: 25 Mar 2009, 12:53 by Zombiedude »
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #2 on: 24 Mar 2009, 12:04 »

I think Zombiedude is one of the lycans, I'll just have to wing it until we get clues.

Oh, and are you allowed to reason with others that you're not one of the werewolves?
« Last Edit: 25 Mar 2009, 18:24 by Avec »
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #3 on: 24 Mar 2009, 16:24 »

Standing atop a rock, Thomas Edison took a puff from his pipe and squinted at the assembled mass. Gripping the smoking article like some kind of tiny pointy weapon thing, he pointed it accusingly at Avec.

"It's them, I say! Avec! They're the hairy one in the midnight moon, with the teeth and the claws and the gnashing and gnawing and the howling and what not."

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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #4 on: 24 Mar 2009, 18:36 »

next person who says lycan gets every single one of their posts deleted.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #5 on: 24 Mar 2009, 18:44 »

I thought that's another name for a wolf or a werewolf.


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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #6 on: 24 Mar 2009, 20:03 »

No that term is a made up term used in a game that is fairly strict about their IP.  And you don't want to deal with that.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #7 on: 24 Mar 2009, 20:24 »

so why are people voting for avec? any particular reason?

i mean if you give me a good one ill vote for his death.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #8 on: 24 Mar 2009, 20:26 »

Because he's young and new to the forums?
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #9 on: 24 Mar 2009, 20:30 »

Zombiedude seems a little too quick to turn on Avec.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #10 on: 24 Mar 2009, 20:32 »

That's true, sometimes the ones who jump the gun are trying to divert attention away from themselves
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #11 on: 24 Mar 2009, 21:06 »

Eh, why not, lets hang Avec.
« Last Edit: 25 Mar 2009, 03:44 by Dazed »
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #12 on: 24 Mar 2009, 21:17 »

It is clearly Jimmy the Squid! I mean, have you seen that guy? He can't be up to any good.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #13 on: 24 Mar 2009, 21:19 »

So how will voting work? I'm pretty sure a lot of us are separated by quite a few time zones...so tonight for Phil is probably not night for a few of us.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #14 on: 25 Mar 2009, 01:02 »

(Yes, you can say anything you want in your own defense and can I ask that players bold the name of who your voting for)
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #15 on: 25 Mar 2009, 02:18 »

The man not wearing pants stands up and says:
"I do say, the boy to be hung be Avec. Taint a mortal who can grow shideburns that quickly."
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #16 on: 25 Mar 2009, 12:53 »


I used eenie meenie miney moe.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #17 on: 25 Mar 2009, 16:49 »

 :x :x :x :x

So do I need more than 50% vote in order to get "hung?"
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #18 on: 25 Mar 2009, 16:57 »

No, you just need more votes than anyone else when the day phase ends, which it shall do soon - I'm giving the remaining people a bit longer to vote.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #19 on: 25 Mar 2009, 17:13 »

Eh, what the fuck. I like going with the crowd. I'll throw Avec to the wolves (pun intended)
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #20 on: 25 Mar 2009, 17:27 »

It would have been better if you had said "I like going Avec the crowd."
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #21 on: 25 Mar 2009, 17:34 »

You guys are sheep.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #22 on: 25 Mar 2009, 17:40 »

I'm not voting just yet, Axerton knows why. How much longer do I have?
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #23 on: 25 Mar 2009, 18:05 »

You guys are sheep.

You started this. :-(
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #24 on: 25 Mar 2009, 18:13 »

Zombiedude
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #25 on: 25 Mar 2009, 18:54 »

I'm not gonna rock the boat, Avec.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #26 on: 25 Mar 2009, 19:22 »

Zombiedude
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #27 on: 25 Mar 2009, 19:34 »

Don't be silly. How could he be a zombie and a werewolf??
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #28 on: 25 Mar 2009, 20:55 »

By midday the gallows are rebuilt - using a length of rope found in Avec's luggage. Then all there is left to do is to decide who should be hung from it. At first everyone seemed to be reluctant to carry out their plan, but the memory of what they saw on the tape strengthens their resolve. Finnally the silence is broken as Zombiedude closes his eyes and points blindly - the accusing finger pointing straight to Avec. releived that the decision has been made for them five other members of the group follow Zombie's lead and, an hour before sunset the desion is made. Avec is gaged and his hands tied as he is led up the decomposing steps. His own rope is placed around his neck and a makeshift hood covers his tear streaked face. After a moment the trapdoor is released. Avec drops half an inch before before the hinges jam, from underneath the hood come indistict noises. the others look at each other uncomfortably. None of them want to watch a man die like this. After what seems an age someone finally steps forward to release Avec, but the impact of his footstep is enough to jolt the rusted hinges, and the door drops all the way. Avec falls and his neck snaps. The remaing twelve stare at the hanging corpse, but it makes not the slightest movement or change. Everyone is confused, does this mean that they have hung an inocent man, or do werewolves not resume their normal form when they die? Filled with these thoughts they slowly disperse, each privately preying not to be woken in the middle of the night by the howling of wolves at their door.

(Dusk of the first day, the night phase will end when I have recived the night actions - any night actions sent to me during the day will be counted)
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #29 on: 26 Mar 2009, 13:19 »

each privately preying not to be woken in the middle of the night by the howling of wolves at their door.

I see what you did there
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« Reply #30 on: 26 Mar 2009, 20:31 »

As it turns out, no one is woken during the night by the howling of wolves. Zombiedude however is woken up by what feels like a warm breeze on the back of his neck. Half asleep he flails as if to nock away the annoying wind. His hand slaps something hard, and the breeze gets an odd growling tone to it. Still zombiedude sleeps on absorbing the growls into his dreams. He continues to sleep even as the bed covers are pulled off him; only waking up when something with a grip like a bear trap fastens around his ankle. Letting out a shout of pain which instantly becomes a scream of terror when he sees the oversized wolf that is dragging him off the bed. Zombiedude throws his arms out desperately searching for anything to grip onto, but his hands find nothing to get a purchase on, until he has been pulled completely off the bed, when his hand finds a thin, vertical, slightly hair pole, which turns out to be the foreleg off another wolf. This second wolf lunges at Zombiedude's outstretched arm, biting down on the wrist and begins to pull one way, while the other with an already well established grip on his ankle pulls the other. The tormented screams last for more than quarter of an hour as the rest of the villagers lie frozen with fear in their own beds.

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Avec (hung 1st day - unknown)
Jimmy the Squid
Blue Kitty
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Objects inside Clouds
Dire bacterium
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Zombiedude (torn apart by wolves - innocent)
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Thomas Edison
IronOxide
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(dawn of the second day, someone must pay for this terrible death)

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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #31 on: 27 Mar 2009, 08:47 »

(psst! this is the part where you guys vote.)
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #32 on: 27 Mar 2009, 08:59 »

PantsFTW, again, wearing no pants stands up in front of the crowd of remaining contestants and says,
"I do say I do say, that Objects Insides Clouds boy be one of them wolfbeasts. Tain't a mortal who can grow hair that long."
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #33 on: 27 Mar 2009, 09:23 »

I'm going to vote Thomas Edison. Just because.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #34 on: 27 Mar 2009, 13:44 »

Zombiedude is dead as fuck.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #35 on: 27 Mar 2009, 14:32 »

I also believe Objects inside clouds to be one of the furry devils. Let him be lynched.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #36 on: 27 Mar 2009, 15:06 »

Psh, you silly kids who vote for me.

I'm as peaceful as one can be!

Vote for Jace, as he hates so much fun!

He is much to quick to jump on the gun!
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #37 on: 27 Mar 2009, 16:56 »

I'm going to vote Thomas Edison. Just because.
Just because? Just because what?

Just because you're a werewolf?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

I'm totally voting IronOxide on this one.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #38 on: 27 Mar 2009, 17:02 »

Gathering once more into the town square, blankthom calls 'IronOxide! He must be hung! I don't like his lasse faire attitude to voting, and it makes me suspicious that maybe he's covering something up. He shan't fool me!'
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #39 on: 27 Mar 2009, 20:39 »

Lasse faire? That's fucking werewolf talk if you ask me.

Blanktom must be put down!
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #40 on: 27 Mar 2009, 21:42 »

I'll go with blanktom too, just to stop him from talking like that.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #41 on: 27 Mar 2009, 21:47 »

I enjoy bandwagons....death to blanktom!
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #42 on: 27 Mar 2009, 23:50 »

With just two people yet to cast their votes, it currenlty stands:

Blanktom: 3
IronOxide: 2
Objects inside Clouds: 2
Thomas Eddison: 1
PantsFTW: 1

So that you know, you can say anything you want in your own defense and you are allowed to change your votes.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #43 on: 28 Mar 2009, 00:57 »

Pssh, big mistake guys.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #44 on: 28 Mar 2009, 08:49 »

"I do declare, that objects inside clouds boy makes some valid arguments, as do the rest of my fair acquaintances in this 'ere town. blanktom be the lad that be hangin from the gallows tonight" PantsFTW says in his awesome southern drawl.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #45 on: 28 Mar 2009, 10:28 »

Saying "I do declare" before all your statements does not a southern drawl make
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #46 on: 29 Mar 2009, 02:03 »

This may be true, but I do declare it, and I added the narrative element of describing how I speak so that you can read it in a southern drawl.
An awesome southern drawl.
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #47 on: 29 Mar 2009, 02:09 »

"I do declare, that objects inside clouds boy makes some valid arguments, as do the rest of my fair acquaintances in this 'ere town. blanktom be the lad that be hangin from the gallows tonight" PantsFTW says in his awesome southern drawl.

Why is PantsFTW speaking in third person? Perhaps the lycanthropy has damaged his mind!
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #48 on: 29 Mar 2009, 04:50 »

It takes the psudo village half the morning to draw gain the courage to go inside the house. What they found was not pretty. Zombiedude was spread in a thin layer around bedroom, the floor had been painted with his blood - a mixture of human and wolfish footprints could be made out, but what was holding most peoples attention was the opposite wall where - yet again in blood- were the words: YOU'LL BE NEXT!

The group sat around the remade gallows, stunned, until midday. Finally Jace - naked from the waist down, having taken off his pants after leaning in some of Zombiedude's blood (why he couldn't put on another pair of pants, no one was quite sure) - stood up and pointed to Objects inside Clouds saying simply "Him."  This seemed to burst a dam, suddenly accusations were flying everywhere, no clear direction. By the end of the day four votes were enough to condemn a man to the rope.

The collective eyes of the crowd settled on Blanktom - not everyone was happy with the verdict - but their own twisted version of justice had spoken. Fear filled Blanktoms eyes "No, you're making a mistake!" he said feverishly, pushing his nearest accuser back. The group surrounded him, as he began to take wild swings at people, but before long someone caught him a sharp blow to the side of the head and he collapsed, out cold.

By the time he awoke he was already gagged and being lifted bodily upwards towards the hanging rope. Unable to do anything to prevent it the rope was slipped around his neck and the bag placed over his head. The group stood back as the freshly oiled trapdoor was released. His neck snapped with a loud report and the muffled shouts of protest stopped instantly. The waiting eyes could have burned holes in the hanging body as everyone watched to see the potential transformation - but none was forthcoming. One by one the watchers turned and walked slowly back to their makeshift homes. There was yet another burden resting on their minds: they were running out of food, well all of them except those whose hunger was for human flesh.

Players.
Avec (hung first day - unknown)
Jimmy the Squid
Blue Kitty
Aztex
Objects inside Clouds
Dire bacterium
Dazed
Zombiedude (torn apart by wolves - innocent)
PantsFTW
blanktom(hung second day - unknown)
Thomas Edison
IronOxide
Spluff



(dusk of the second day - do your thing people)

(Sorry for the long delays updating - I'm feeling somewhat mentally fragile of late)
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Re: Werewolves
« Reply #49 on: 29 Mar 2009, 12:19 »

This may be true, but I do declare it, and I added the narrative element of describing how I speak so that you can read it in a southern drawl.
An awesome southern drawl.

Who speaks with a southern drawl on a Reality Show?
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