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Blood Party
« on: 26 Mar 2009, 06:11 »

Blood Party is where you and your friends get jacked up on cheap gin you brought with the money from plasma donation.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #1 on: 26 Mar 2009, 07:31 »

Blood Party is hipster slang for a satanic ritual sacrifice.  All the cool kids are doing it.

Blood Party is a rave where everyone shows up painted red, making it look like they're covered in blood.

Blood Party is that few minutes after you cut yourself badly, and before the ambulance arrives, where you're getting increasingly light-headed and start playing with the blood instead of holding the compress on the wound.  Bonus points for writing on the walls in blood.

Blood Party is a new third party in national politics, who are campaigning on a platform of either increasing blood donations or enforcing some kind of white supremacist "racial blood purity"; the name was a cause of some confusion and drew both groups.  Also, "blood party" is descriptive of their first campaign rally where these differences were discovered.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #2 on: 26 Mar 2009, 07:43 »

It's a party, innit blood?
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #3 on: 26 Mar 2009, 08:34 »

Blood Party is when you're jacked up on coke, you kill a homeless person and smear the blood all over yourself.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #4 on: 26 Mar 2009, 09:08 »

Blood Party is already an old meme.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #5 on: 26 Mar 2009, 09:32 »

Blood party is a made up thing.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #6 on: 26 Mar 2009, 09:34 »

Blood Party Is!
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #7 on: 26 Mar 2009, 09:37 »

In Soviet Russia, Blood Party is western sedition.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #8 on: 26 Mar 2009, 09:48 »

Blood Party is next week's Special episode of Dr. Phil.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #9 on: 26 Mar 2009, 09:49 »

In Soviet Russia, Party bloods you!
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #10 on: 26 Mar 2009, 10:44 »

 Blood Party is when you're walking down the street, and a brief scent of flowers graces the breeze around you.

 Blood Party is that first touch with a new lover.

 Blood Party is a dip in a clear river on a hot summer's day.

 Blood Party is the deep inhalation of the smell of a newly purchased boating oar.

 Blood Party... by Robert Rocklace.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #11 on: 26 Mar 2009, 11:28 »

Blood Party is the last thing the hearts of River Pheonix and John Belushi did.

To replicate, add equal amounts of heroin and cocaine.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #12 on: 26 Mar 2009, 11:58 »

Man, these threads. They make me feel like I'm a freshman in high school. Everybody is all telling jokes that I guess I am supposed to find funny and enjoying themselves and shit, and I'm just like "Man, I don't get it. It's not funny. That's just dumb."
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #13 on: 26 Mar 2009, 12:06 »

Blood Party is the creepy song Serge Gainsbourg sings with his daughter.

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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #14 on: 26 Mar 2009, 12:12 »

Man, these threads. They make me feel like I'm a freshman in high school. Everybody is all telling jokes that I guess I am supposed to find funny and enjoying themselves and shit, and I'm just like "Man, I don't get it. It's not funny. That's just dumb."

Blood Party is dumb and high school, filled with hopeful maturity yet cursed with eternal suffering under a prepubescent guise of fake fornication.

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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #15 on: 26 Mar 2009, 13:25 »

When the fuck did QC Discussion and I Like Fish get merged?
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #16 on: 26 Mar 2009, 13:49 »

Blood party is what no i do not read the comic
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #17 on: 26 Mar 2009, 13:52 »

Bloody Party is unfunny shit and this thread should be locked.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #18 on: 26 Mar 2009, 13:58 »

Blood Party is stop threadshitting because that shit is seriously annoying, and I am the last person to talk about threadshitting
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #19 on: 26 Mar 2009, 14:23 »

Blood party has vampires
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #20 on: 26 Mar 2009, 14:49 »

Blood Party is what takes place somebody gets seriously injured at a party, and for the next five minutes everybody stands around, dead silent, looking depressed.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #21 on: 26 Mar 2009, 17:05 »

Man, these threads. They make me feel like I'm a freshman in high school. Everybody is all telling jokes that I guess I am supposed to find funny and enjoying themselves and shit, and I'm just like "Man, I don't get it. It's not funny. That's just dumb."

Aw, I'm sorry. I just figured if we were going to have Werewolves role play (as fun as Werewolves rope play sounds) threads, I couldnt drop the bar any lower.



You're damn right I'm playing in the Werewolves role play thread
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #22 on: 26 Mar 2009, 17:09 »

Werewolves rope play threads

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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #23 on: 26 Mar 2009, 17:42 »

Crips aren't invited to Blood Party.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #24 on: 26 Mar 2009, 18:52 »

Aw, I'm sorry. I just figured if we were going to have Werewolves role play (as fun as Werewolves rope play sounds) threads, I couldnt drop the bar any lower.

See, the difference is, the werewolf thread is a game, where as this is just dumb.

Basically, would you rather hang out with a bunch of LARPers or a bunch of 14 year olds telling each other Chuck Noris facts? I'd pick the LARPers, at least they'd be interesting.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #25 on: 26 Mar 2009, 19:01 »

I dont know, I find some Chuck Norris facts pretty damn funny.

This is just another one of those instances where if you're not finding it funny, you should probably just ignore the thread. I'm sorry if you feel I've shitted up the forums but it seems to have entertained a few people, which was my intention.



Blood Party was pretty funny until Carrie White went all demonic. Then we had to just get the fuck out of there.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #26 on: 26 Mar 2009, 19:08 »

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Blood Party are actually a local goth Bloc Party cover band.

Blood Party is a tank full of pigs' blood and is available for social functions at reasonable hourly rates.

Blood Party is when you are on ecstasy and a girl menstruates on you.

Blood Party.

Blood Party.

Blood.

Party

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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #27 on: 26 Mar 2009, 19:30 »

Exactly.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #28 on: 26 Mar 2009, 21:30 »

See, the difference is, the werewolf thread is a game, where as this is just dumb.

Basically, would you rather hang out with a bunch of LARPers or a bunch of 14 year olds telling each other Chuck Noris facts? I'd pick the LARPers, at least they'd be interesting.

For somebody who gets so defensive about people calling your threads shitty, you seem to have no problems picking on things that don't meet your high personal standards.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #29 on: 26 Mar 2009, 21:57 »

 OH MAN THIS THREAD IS SOOOOO LAAAAME.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #30 on: 26 Mar 2009, 22:17 »

Blood Party is the new hit sensation that's sweeping the nation!
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #31 on: 27 Mar 2009, 00:26 »

Blood party is bad slam poetry

Blood party is seeing your father's bare ass

Blood party is ska music

Blood party is Winnipeg, Manitoba.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #32 on: 27 Mar 2009, 00:29 »

Blood party has vampires
Blood party is something you really shouldn't be looking up on the internet, Paul.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #33 on: 27 Mar 2009, 00:30 »

See, the difference is, the werewolf thread is a game, where as this is just dumb.

Basically, would you rather hang out with a bunch of LARPers or a bunch of 14 year olds telling each other Chuck Noris facts? I'd pick the LARPers, at least they'd be interesting.

For somebody who gets so defensive about people calling your threads shitty, you seem to have no problems picking on things that don't meet your high personal standards.

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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #34 on: 27 Mar 2009, 00:31 »

Blood party has vampires
Dammit, I was going to post that link.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #35 on: 27 Mar 2009, 00:39 »

Blood party is a meme thread on the QC forums.

Hating on threads suck balls. The blood party jokes suck balls.

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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #36 on: 27 Mar 2009, 00:43 »

Blood party is s&m slang and it means that ladies menstruates on your face.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #37 on: 27 Mar 2009, 00:54 »

Ain't no Blood Party in my school.

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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #38 on: 27 Mar 2009, 00:55 »

Crips aren't invited to Blood Party.
Well damn, someone actually went there.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #39 on: 27 Mar 2009, 00:59 »

See, the difference is, the werewolf thread is a game, where as this is just dumb.

Basically, would you rather hang out with a bunch of LARPers or a bunch of 14 year olds telling each other Chuck Noris facts? I'd pick the LARPers, at least they'd be interesting.

For somebody who gets so defensive about people calling your threads shitty, you seem to have no problems picking on things that don't meet your high personal standards.

Man what?


Actually I don't care what you are gonna say eat a cock.

If you don't care, why ask?

This quote is from your own thread, when you got all defensive against a perceived slight on your thread:

If this thread isn't to your standards, move on.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #40 on: 27 Mar 2009, 01:17 »



Is it thread s**ting time yet?
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #41 on: 27 Mar 2009, 01:22 »

Yay unicorns of some sort.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #42 on: 27 Mar 2009, 03:40 »

Blood party is ska music

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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #43 on: 27 Mar 2009, 03:41 »

I LOVE BLOOD PARTY SO MUCH I AM GOING TO TAKE IT OUT BACK AND GET IT PREGNANT
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #44 on: 27 Mar 2009, 06:27 »

Yay unicorns of some sort.

Narwhals, actually.

Narwhal party is blood
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #45 on: 27 Mar 2009, 07:12 »

Though oddly enough Narwhal horns were sold to the great princes of Europe as Unicorn horns.

Blood party is wearing red to a black tie reception.
Blood party's are when you are the only survivor of a mosh pit.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #46 on: 27 Mar 2009, 08:35 »

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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #47 on: 27 Mar 2009, 15:27 »

Blood Party is Andrew W.K. with hemophilia.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #48 on: 27 Mar 2009, 16:02 »

Hehee that's a good one... blood party til' you puke!

Blood Party narrowly outnumbers Republican Party among registered vampires.
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Re: Blood Party
« Reply #49 on: 27 Mar 2009, 16:35 »

Blood Party is me when I play Left 4 Dead

Blood Party is what happens when the Red Cross calls me for donations

Blood Party is what happens when the cops try to bust up on Red Man

Blood Party is probably not safe if you do not want to get some really bad diseases. You could get something as mild as malaria or the flu to something as shitty as hepatitis or HIV. It's kindof not really a smart party to go to.
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