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April, fools.
« on: 01 Apr 2009, 08:36 »

 I drank piss today. APRIL FOOLS.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #1 on: 01 Apr 2009, 08:44 »

Electro-Harmonix came out with a new pedal..
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #3 on: 01 Apr 2009, 08:53 »

I prefer the direction this thread started in.

I had sex with your dad. APRIL FOOLS.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #4 on: 01 Apr 2009, 09:05 »

I tried to insert the actual link but apparently Wikipedia blocks that domain name since it's on some spam blacklist.

I need to put hoax reformation announcements on other pages.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #5 on: 01 Apr 2009, 09:36 »

The Guardian did pretty well today. Mostly for the jab at the Daily Mail.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #6 on: 01 Apr 2009, 10:11 »

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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #7 on: 01 Apr 2009, 10:23 »

Things that would make you:

A less discrete Spider Jerusalem.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #8 on: 01 Apr 2009, 10:29 »

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1293 – Robert Winchelsey left England for Rome to be consecrated by the Pope, only to find that there was none.
I chuckled nyaaaar :B

I fucked Jon.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #9 on: 01 Apr 2009, 10:37 »

And I pretended to like it.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #10 on: 01 Apr 2009, 11:02 »

Beats all

i did piss in your shoes! ALL OF THEM!
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #11 on: 01 Apr 2009, 11:07 »

My life is going incredibly well.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #12 on: 01 Apr 2009, 11:08 »

I am happy with most aspects of my existence.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #13 on: 01 Apr 2009, 11:08 »

I am not lonely at all.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #14 on: 01 Apr 2009, 11:10 »

I have been having lots and lots of sex with many beautiful women recently.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #15 on: 01 Apr 2009, 11:39 »

Beats all

i did piss in your shoes! ALL OF THEM!

My chuckle slowly started to die when I realized that someone may, in fact, have actually done that and believed nothing about it is wrong.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #16 on: 01 Apr 2009, 12:19 »

My birthday, no seriously.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #17 on: 01 Apr 2009, 12:25 »

ladies - don't tell people you are pregnant. i am sick of hearing this from everyone every april 1st.  it is THE oldest april fool's prank in the book. you can do a lot more creative than that!
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #19 on: 01 Apr 2009, 12:42 »

ladies - don't tell people you are pregnant. i am sick of hearing this from everyone every april 1st.  it is THE oldest april fool's prank in the book. you can do a lot more creative than that!

I love that you hate this, it's the third year in a row I've told people you're pregnant.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #20 on: 01 Apr 2009, 12:53 »

what the fuck, darryl.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #21 on: 01 Apr 2009, 12:58 »

The best suckers are the ones that say "yeah? not surprising, really."
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #22 on: 01 Apr 2009, 13:03 »

you are going to drive me to drink
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #23 on: 01 Apr 2009, 13:09 »

 April Fools! We signed you up for AA.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #24 on: 01 Apr 2009, 13:13 »

goddamnit i'm not DRUNK, i'm COOL
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #25 on: 01 Apr 2009, 14:50 »

Now we definitely know that you're in denial.
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #26 on: 03 Apr 2009, 12:29 »

Beats all

i did piss in your shoes! ALL OF THEM!

Why do people exist jesus fuck
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Re: April, fools.
« Reply #27 on: 03 Apr 2009, 15:31 »

Things that would make you:

A less discrete Spider Jerusalem.
So long as less discrete doesn't make you less awesome, I'm fine with that.
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