Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America?
I've decided to give up psychology and become a peacock
JON MADE ME GAY
rather than place the blame on somebody's undeveloped irony sensor, let's just blame the internet, k?
No matches have been played since February 2007, however, when an elephant, protesting a bad call by the referee, went on a rampage during a game, injuring two players and destroying the Spanish team's minibus
1293 – Robert Winchelsey left England for Rome to be consecrated by the Pope, only to find that there was none.
I love this vagina store!
SNEAKYI sneak that shitAnd liekOMG DICK JERK
Beats alli did piss in your shoes! ALL OF THEM!
i shotgunned a beer, made my facebook pic an american flag, and have been yelling "AMURIKA" all evening.
Not to sound mysoginist, but I hate women.
ladies - don't tell people you are pregnant. i am sick of hearing this from everyone every april 1st. it is THE oldest april fool's prank in the book. you can do a lot more creative than that!
[22:06] Shane: We only had sex once[22:06] Shane: and she was wicked just...lay there
I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots"
Things that would make you:A less discrete Spider Jerusalem.