Team Useless has expanded! A little-known forumite named Mud_Fairy (who coincidentally happens to be my friend Claire from college) has teamed up with me and we are pwning yo' asses.
1. You arm wrestling a barista or bartender over the counter of their workplace (15 pts)
Wrestling is
hilarious.
2. Grocery shopping in a bathrobe (5 pts)
3. A tiny sculpture of yourself made of edible materials (10 pts)
I was delicious.
4. Playing a board game on some manner of public transit (bus, train, trolley, etc) with another person (10 pts)
Sadly, there were no forms of public transit around at the time, and no board games either. FAIL.
5. You reading a copy of the Lord of the Rings while wearing no less than 10 rings and a crown(5 pts)
6. A police officer throwing up the horns (15 pts)
FAIL. It is against policy.
7. You dressed in formal wear and waltzing (10 pts)
8. Your computer mouse properly dressed as an actual mouse (5 pts)
9. Your bed completely made with someone underneath all of the blankets(tidiness counts!) (5 pts)
ARE YOU SEEING DOUBLE??
10. Empty containers from two competing restaurant chains made to do battle with each other (10 pts)
IT WAS AN EPIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN MONSIEUR COSTA AND NORDIC LORD SPECIALTY TO GO!
At first all seems set in Specialty's favour!
But a sudden spar from Monsieur Costa comes out of the blue...
And he's down!
RIP Nordic Lord Specialty. We will miss your badly-spelt name.
11. You checking out a book at a public library with shoes on your hands (10 pts)
Oops. Apparently the library is shut on a Thursday. Who knew?
12. Someone carrying no less than 10 balloons (5 pts)
13. A long formal letter written to another forumite about the state of politics in Mongolia (10 pts)
Dear Edith. I am worried about politics. Yours sincerely, Team Useless.
14. A repeat from 2007: You tutoring someone in chemistry (10 pts)
I am not great at chemistry.
15. You and no less than 3 other people doing the dance from Thriller (10 pts) (Bonus 10 pts if you are all in costume)
There were not three other people prepared to do this. We were extremely disappointed with our friends.
16. Someone showering with an umbrella and raincoat (10 pts)
17. A janitor/maintenance worker holding a sign saying "This is #17 on the scavenger hunt" (15 pts)
18. You in a dumpster (5 pts)
19. A personally baked cake with icing dedicating it to Peter Lorre (10 pts)
PETEY WE <3 U!
This cake was baked in the microwave. Microwave cake, people. Welcome to the 21st century.
20. A sign saying "Out of Order: Do Not Use Until Exterminator Arrives" on a piece of office equipment at your work/school (10 pts)