Topic: I finally pinpointed what's wrong with Guy Fieri (Read 20626 times)

MrBlu · « **Reply #50 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 11:19 »

Quote from: michaelicious on 07 Apr 2009, 11:06

Quote from: MrBlu on 07 Apr 2009, 10:46
US Food Network needs "The F Word", but we all know that's not happening.

We get "The F Word" in Canada. It's kind of a dumb show. It's too scattered.

Gordon Ramsey is the freakin' boss and you know it. At least I don't have to change channels between Dr. Who and Monty Python.

Johnny C · « **Reply #51 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 11:27 »

yeah okay that was a different cake show that is the worst excess of culture, ace of cakes is just dumb

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #52 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 11:27 »

Quote from: Avec on 07 Apr 2009, 09:54

I think you got the point across of him being a fuck.

Fuck you too, fucker.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk

Johnny C · « **Reply #53 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 11:33 »

Quote from: Animal Ghosts on 07 Apr 2009, 09:19

You fuck, I have been cooking since I was 7, I'm just branching out into things I haven't tried before.

You fuck.

i don't understand why you're saying this unless it's a) "fuck you for not having cooked for yourself" in which case my response is "yeah thanks i did need a reminder today that i am in fact a child in a man's body" or b) "fuck you for implying that cooking is easy" and i only said it's not hard and at no point did i ever suggest that there weren't thousands of things to cook out there and it's really conceivable that in your early twenties you haven't even started to cook a fraction of it so i don't get the aggression?

i mean i guess if you're cookin fugu or whatever sorry for implying that you're able to do it easily

Johnny C · « **Reply #54 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 11:37 »

like seriously dude did you burn yourself this morning or what

michaelicious · « **Reply #55 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 11:39 »

Quote from: MrBlu on 07 Apr 2009, 11:19

Gordon Ramsey is the freakin' boss and you know it. At least I don't have to change channels between Dr. Who and Monty Python.

I like Ramsay as much as the next guy. I just can't get into the format of that show.

TheFuriousWombat · « **Reply #56 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 13:26 »

Man, Food Network is just the best. If I could only have one channel on my television, it would be that. Sure, there's annoying people on it. Rachel Ray needs about 90% less air time, Emeril or however you spell that assholes name fucking sucks. I mean, c'mon, a LIVE audience that he expects to clap every time he throws a fucking pinch of salt into some bouillabaisse? What an egomaniac. And yeah, Guy Fieri would probably kind of suck to hang out with but D,D,D is great. Ace of Cakes is awesome though, Iron Chef is such an entertaining show and Unwrapped is cool even if Mark Summers does remind me of The Siddler from that episode of Seinfeld. Oh, and Dinner: Impossible is cool! By far the best show, however, is Good Eats. Damn it if Alton Brown is not an absolute genius. The man is brilliant. All that stuff is just floating around in his head. At first, I thought it had to be scripted by other people and he was just reciting all that crazy stuff but watching him do ad-lib commentary on Iron Chef has proven to me that the man is simply a Food God, as it were.
I have many fond memories of sitting on my couch at home after getting back from months at school and finally relaxing for the first time in ages by watching Food Network. Good stuff, that.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #57 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 16:11 »

Johnny, judging by the response I think he thought you were directly replying to him in your first post, not talking about yourself.

the_pied_piper · « **Reply #58 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 16:14 »

Quote from: Avec on 07 Apr 2009, 10:22

BACON.

HOLY JESUS FUCK PENIS BALLS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V70uzuPoV5w

I don't know who this guy is but i want to hurt him.

Johnny C · « **Reply #59 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 17:39 »

Quote from: BrittanyMarie on 07 Apr 2009, 16:11

Johnny, judging by the response I think he thought you were directly replying to him in your first post, not talking about yourself.

Oh yeah Kiff, that was all directed towards me.

Phew! We miscommunicated.

vegkitkat · « **Reply #60 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 18:19 »

Quote from: BrittanyMarie on 07 Apr 2009, 11:07

I want to be friends with all of the Ace of Cakes people. The main guy who is not Duff is kind of dreamy

Geoff? Because if you are talking about Geoff I totally agree. That man can make car shaped cakes like no ones business.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #61 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 19:44 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 07 Apr 2009, 17:39

Quote from: BrittanyMarie on 07 Apr 2009, 16:11
Johnny, judging by the response I think he thought you were directly replying to him in your first post, not talking about yourself.

Oh yeah Kiff, that was all directed towards me.

Phew! We miscommunicated.

I'm glad we cleared that up! Friends forever!

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #62 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 19:46 »

you fuck

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #63 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 21:01 »

You guys were totally fake angrying at each other huh. Sometimes I miss things I guess!

And yes, Geoff. But really all of them; he's just the most attractive of the bunch (guy wise, all the girls are super cute too)

Johnny C · « **Reply #64 on:** 07 Apr 2009, 21:30 »

Quote from: Animal Ghosts on 07 Apr 2009, 19:46

you fuck

touch my Balls and Ass

look out! Ninjas! · « **Reply #65 on:** 08 Apr 2009, 01:00 »

Quote from: michaelicious on 07 Apr 2009, 11:39

Quote from: MrBlu on 07 Apr 2009, 11:19
Gordon Ramsey is the freakin' boss and you know it. At least I don't have to change channels between Dr. Who and Monty Python.

I like Ramsay as much as the next guy. I just can't get into the format of that show.

Kitchen Nightmares is brilliant because regardless of how obnoxious he may be and usually is, the man is widely considered to be among the best chefs in the world, runs a whole bunch of absolutely top shelf restaurants and actually makes a living by telling dicks like the other people on the show why their restaurant sucks and giving them advice on how to make it better. And then the dick owner or owners are all like "you don't tell me what to do, you person we asked to come to our shitty little restaurant and tell us how to be better".

valley_parade · « **Reply #66 on:** 08 Apr 2009, 05:18 »

Quote from: BrittanyMarie on 07 Apr 2009, 21:01

You guys were totally fake angrying at each other huh. Sometimes I miss things I guess!

And yes, Geoff. But really all of them; he's just the most attractive of the bunch (guy wise, all the girls are super cute too)

God yes there are some cute ladies in that bakery.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #67 on:** 08 Apr 2009, 05:40 »

How the hell do all of you people know so much about the Food Channel

valley_parade · « **Reply #68 on:** 08 Apr 2009, 07:51 »

Nothing else good on American TV.

Avec · « **Reply #69 on:** 08 Apr 2009, 08:28 »

Not true.

Current TV.

valley_parade · « **Reply #70 on:** 08 Apr 2009, 09:14 »

Well, that and MLB Network.

Ballard · « **Reply #71 on:** 08 Apr 2009, 11:07 »

New York Noise is pretty good, and I'm probably the only person ever who digs Burn Notice.

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #72 on:** 08 Apr 2009, 14:32 »

Burn notice is pretty fun, and I like that it's one of those shows you can just watch, without following the series, and not lose a lot of the plot, because I only watch TV really when I'm at my parents.

I think the best part is that half the time I'm wondering if Bruce Campbell has lines, or if they just say "This is the basic plot. Be Bruce Campbell." Hilarity ensues.

Avec · « **Reply #73 on:** 09 Apr 2009, 08:01 »

Burn Notice is good shit, I've been following a lot of USA a FX network shows.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #74 on:** 09 Apr 2009, 11:13 »

The Best of those quirky USA shows is Psych. That show has a painfully smug sense of humour, all referencing things like Phillip Glass and splitting infinitives.

so good

Alex C · « **Reply #75 on:** 10 Apr 2009, 10:47 »

Speaking of painfully smug, why are people watching Castle? I know there's some good will built from Firefly here, but holy shit, is that show terribad. It's like they took the Mentalist and decided to add worse villains, plus scenes with an annoyingly wholesome daughter and her wacky grandma. Holy shit, is it bad. I mean, honestly, I bet the pitches used to sell the show were identical: straight laced (but hot) female cop babysits an unorthodox but brilliant (and hot) male. Sexism and hijinks ensue as people everywhere furiously ship the characters.

mbb · « **Reply #76 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 03:21 »

Nathan Fillion is fun to look at. And the interaction between the main characters is amusing...Whenever they try to do actual character development it's just bad, though.

As for the Food Network, Giada might not be the greatest cook, but her recipes are solid. I've tried out two of them and they were both great.

Rachael Ray may be one of the most annoying people to watch on the planet, but she does occasionally have some good ideas and at least you know watching her show that the recipes will be quick.

And I'm glad everyone else hates Paula Dean. It makes me feel warm inside.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #77 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 10:57 »

Quote from: the_pied_piper on 07 Apr 2009, 16:14

Quote from: Avec on 07 Apr 2009, 10:22
BACON.

HOLY JESUS FUCK PENIS BALLS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V70uzuPoV5w

I don't know who this guy is but i want to hurt him.

You hurt Alton and I hurt you.

MrBlu · « **Reply #78 on:** 12 Apr 2009, 14:34 »

Quote from: look out! Ninjas! on 08 Apr 2009, 01:00

Quote from: michaelicious on 07 Apr 2009, 11:39
Quote from: MrBlu on 07 Apr 2009, 11:19
Gordon Ramsey is the freakin' boss and you know it. At least I don't have to change channels between Dr. Who and Monty Python.

I like Ramsay as much as the next guy. I just can't get into the format of that show.
Kitchen Nightmares is brilliant because regardless of how obnoxious he may be and usually is, the man is widely considered to be among the best chefs in the world, runs a whole bunch of absolutely top shelf restaurants and actually makes a living by telling dicks like the other people on the show why their restaurant sucks and giving them advice on how to make it better. And then the dick owner or owners are all like "you don't tell me what to do, you person we asked to come to our shitty little restaurant and tell us how to be better".

I like to think that Ramsey is the "Dr. House" of cooking shows.

And as much as I hate to admit it, there is other stuff to watch on TV. I like to switch to USA occasionally and watch CSI and the other shows. I like Psyche too.

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