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WCT April 13-17
« on: 12 Apr 2009, 21:45 »
Only $300?  Cheap at twice the price, if Faye's description is accurate. 
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #1 on: 12 Apr 2009, 21:54 »
Now I'm curious as to what it actually looks like.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #2 on: 12 Apr 2009, 21:59 »
« Last Edit: 12 Apr 2009, 22:01 by akronnick »
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #3 on: 12 Apr 2009, 22:16 »
GSX, not QSX.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #4 on: 12 Apr 2009, 22:28 »
Who cares! Reviews say it has smooth movement! Rawr!
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #5 on: 12 Apr 2009, 22:31 »
So why would Dora want one?  She's got a boy,  and surely the real thing has to be best - yes?
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #6 on: 12 Apr 2009, 22:35 »
Quote from: pwhodges on 12 Apr 2009, 22:31
So why would Dora want one?  She's got a boy,  and surely the real thing has to be best - yes?

Maybe she wants to use it on him.

Was I the only one disappointed not to see a 'maybeshewill' reference?
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #7 on: 13 Apr 2009, 00:12 »
rofl

OH NO BOOBS on the shelf totally cracking me up
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #8 on: 13 Apr 2009, 00:26 »
Quote from: pwhodges on 12 Apr 2009, 22:31
So why would Dora want one?  She's got a boy,  and surely the real thing has to be best - yes?

Boys are unreliable an easily exhausted. You can count on the pulsemaster 9000.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #9 on: 13 Apr 2009, 00:28 »
Ten points to the person who finds the best real-life approximation of the GXS-9500; I want to purchase one for a ladyfriend.

And yes, it is like that between us.  Hush.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #10 on: 13 Apr 2009, 00:34 »
ROFL

Faye running screaming from the Sex Shop is one of the funnest moments in QC history.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #11 on: 13 Apr 2009, 00:52 »
Mabus Zero: Doubtful she'd want to use a female contoured implement on a male. Lest I need to remind you, we're contoured different in that department. Doubtless it could be made to interface, but at substantially reduced functionality.

Damien: Well, that's a no-brainer. http://www.sybian.com/sybianindex.html
Of course, it's more than 4x the price, but when you put it in your ... well, in you, you will know where that money went.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #12 on: 13 Apr 2009, 02:14 »
Quote from: bhtooefr on 12 Apr 2009, 22:16
GSX, not QSX.

So I need a new monitor (or glasses.)

Leave me alone!
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #13 on: 13 Apr 2009, 04:36 »
I do have to wonder what GSX stands for, with it being over 9000 and all.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #14 on: 13 Apr 2009, 05:26 »
BWAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH!

Uptight folks in a sex shop are the MOST entertaining things ever! 


I haven't seen anything that looks non-Euclidian, but there is a cool little number, I think it's a Swedish design, that's gold plated and runs close to $1000.  It's suitable for display, I think.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #15 on: 13 Apr 2009, 07:37 »
Isn't Pussy Pride in X-men?
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #16 on: 13 Apr 2009, 08:21 »
Kitty Pryde you non-nerd.  It's been 17 years since I last read the comics and still remember that.

I'm guessing that at $300 it is a licensed product.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #17 on: 13 Apr 2009, 08:50 »
But the $300 one and the Daft Punk Disco Dong are two separate products.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #18 on: 13 Apr 2009, 09:35 »
Apparently, I was not paying close attention to the package.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #19 on: 13 Apr 2009, 09:53 »
Quote from: pwhodges on 12 Apr 2009, 22:31
So why would Dora want one?  She's got a boy,  and surely the real thing has to be best - yes?

They're bedroom AIDS, not bedroom replacements. Think about it this way - his hands and mouth could be doing OTHER things, while the GXS-9500 or whatever the heck it's called could be doing DOWN THERE things. In the end it's a whole new experience.

Marten strikes me as the type to be a little intimidated by bedroom aids though... i hope not - boys needn't feel as if they are obsolete due to some toys, fer realz.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #20 on: 13 Apr 2009, 09:55 »
I think QC just caused a few thousand unsatisfied women to get themselves a shaking friend. I predict a temporary dip in QC readership with a startling increase in super happy comments shortly after!

And watching big, tough Faye dart into the streets shrieking in Hannelore-esque style is adorable.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #21 on: 13 Apr 2009, 10:07 »
Well, it doesn't claim to have any unearthly powers, but the idea of a trainable appliance has possibilities, especially in a universe with the technology to produce AnthroPCs.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #22 on: 13 Apr 2009, 10:19 »
Quote from: lady_bugged on 13 Apr 2009, 09:53


They're bedroom AIDS, not bedroom replacements.
lol
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #23 on: 13 Apr 2009, 10:27 »
I too liked the oh no boobs box.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #24 on: 13 Apr 2009, 11:23 »
Quote from: lady_bugged on 13 Apr 2009, 09:53
They're bedroom AIDS

AAAAAAHHH THEY GIVE YOU AIDS RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #25 on: 13 Apr 2009, 13:09 »
MUAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!


Faye so reminds me of a friend of mine right now.  Christ some people are so fucking repressed it's unbelievable.  But amusing to us without such hang ups.  Torturing the innocent can be so much fun.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #26 on: 13 Apr 2009, 13:44 »
I think I speak for all of my fellow nerdy die-hard Lovecraft fans when I give Jeph a tip of the hat for the Lovecraft/non-Euclidean geometry bit.

/tips hat

but a reference to a shoggoth or Cthulhu would have got you extra points...just saying. :D
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #27 on: 13 Apr 2009, 18:29 »
Quote from: Kugai on 13 Apr 2009, 00:34
ROFL

Faye running screaming from the Sex Shop is one of the funnest moments in QC history.
She didn't run out.

She's just off to the side of the panel, trying out the GSX-9500.



Yes...yes I'll go with that mental image.  :evil:




"OH NO BOOBS"
So what is that, "Oh no! Boobs!!!!" And then it's something to make them smaller?
Or is it, "Oh...no boobs" for someone who's quite flat-chested, and then they are some sort of augmentation?
Again... :evil:

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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #28 on: 13 Apr 2009, 21:54 »
I think it's more like the reaction the religious right has anytime a female exposes her chest...
i.e. "OH NO! BOOBS!"

See:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wardrobe_malfunction
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #29 on: 13 Apr 2009, 23:13 »
So, she actually wound up buying the GSX-9000

No wonder she wants the afternoon off.  :D  ;)
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #30 on: 13 Apr 2009, 23:47 »
Nah, that was in a red box, Faye's purchase is in a pink box.

(Soon it will be in a different pink box  :-o (I am so going to hell for that :evil:))
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #31 on: 13 Apr 2009, 23:56 »
lols at Faye's 'i can has jilling-off?' face in panel 3.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #32 on: 14 Apr 2009, 00:18 »
Why can't I have a boss like Dora?
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #33 on: 14 Apr 2009, 01:39 »
Yay for happy Faye!
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #34 on: 14 Apr 2009, 02:11 »
Quote from: pwhodges on 12 Apr 2009, 22:31
So why would Dora want one?  She's got a boy,  and surely the real thing has to be best - yes?
Uh, now what gives you that idea ?


Quote from: lady_bugged on 13 Apr 2009, 09:53
They're bedroom AIDS, not bedroom replacements. [...]
No AIDS in bedrooms, please.

If you want to use that word, at least dont write it all uppercase.


Quote from: altered_carbon on 14 Apr 2009, 00:18
Why can't I have a boss like Dora?
Why cant we all ?

Current financial crisis should give you an idea how the really big bosses are.

And yet we allow them to be bosses. Despite living in a democracy.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #35 on: 14 Apr 2009, 02:11 »
Quote from: Mad Cat on 13 Apr 2009, 00:52
Damien: Well, that's a no-brainer. http://www.sybian.com/sybianindex.html
Of course, it's more than 4x the price, but when you put it in your ... well, in you, you will know where that money went.

Yeahhhhhh, the Sybian is kinda basic and totally different.  Something like THIS sounds closer to what the comic was actually talking about:

http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/rabbit-vibrators/fujikos-asian-odyssey

There's also these:

http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/double-penetration/triple-stimulator-dolphin-duo

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/vibrating-diva-pleaser.htm

http://www.theadulttoyshoppe.com/triple-ecstasy-vibrator-PD165211.htm
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #36 on: 14 Apr 2009, 04:41 »
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Faye screws up the landing, sprains her ankle, and spends her hour off icing it.

Is that what they're calling it nowadays?
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #37 on: 14 Apr 2009, 05:28 »
I felt a need to come in and say how much I loved today's strip. The facial expressions were just fantastic. Dora's in Panel 1, and both of theirs in Panels 3 and 4...very nicely done. They really added a lot to the comic. The Faye happyjump was a nice change of pace too - it's certainly the kind of pose we rarely see in QC.

You have officially brightened my day, Jeph.  :-D
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #38 on: 14 Apr 2009, 06:33 »
Lmfao. This one made me laugh out loud. I can just see pint-size getting a hold of it and chasing martin. XD
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #39 on: 14 Apr 2009, 08:01 »
Quote from: Jeff7 on 13 Apr 2009, 18:29
She didn't run out.

She's just off to the side of the panel, trying out the GSX-9500.

Yes...yes I'll go with that mental image.  :evil:


There are hundreds, if not thousands of fan boys fapping to the thought of Faye playing with her new toy. Well done Jeph.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #40 on: 14 Apr 2009, 08:37 »
Quote from: snubnose on 14 Apr 2009, 02:11
Quote from: pwhodges on 12 Apr 2009, 22:31
So why would Dora want one?  She's got a boy,  and surely the real thing has to be best - yes?
Uh, now what gives you that idea ?

Thousands of years of sex toys and we're not extinct yet?
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #41 on: 14 Apr 2009, 10:31 »
 :lol:

Now THAT is one understanding boss.

"Yes, you can have an hour off to go play with your new sex toy..."
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #42 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:14 »
Slight change of subject:  Is it just me, or have the contents of martin's twitter account become just as interesting as the strip?
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #43 on: 14 Apr 2009, 18:11 »
Why is it everyone in the strip who's comfortable with sexuality is so unaccepting of the fact that other people aren't?  Tai, Dora. 

People who are progressive think because their views are so indisputably correct they're justified in being as rude as they want to people who aren't and shoving their sexual openness in their faces.  This is why assholes like Rush Limbaugh have such an audience.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #44 on: 14 Apr 2009, 22:31 »
Awkward.  :lol:
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #45 on: 14 Apr 2009, 22:51 »
I like the cartoons that are funny from the first panel onward. This one had me smiling as soon as Marten asked where Faye was.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #46 on: 15 Apr 2009, 00:24 »
Quote from: pwhodges on 12 Apr 2009, 22:31
So why would Dora want one?  She's got a boy,  and surely the real thing has to be best - yes?

Can't speak for the ladies, but I'm sure boys can leave a lot to be desired. "Higher... lower... higher... he never found my G spot!"
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #47 on: 15 Apr 2009, 00:51 »
Quote from: Kugai on 13 Apr 2009, 23:13
So, she actually wound up buying the GSX-9000

No wonder she wants the afternoon off.  :D  ;)

Quote from: akronnick on 13 Apr 2009, 23:47
Nah, that was in a red box, Faye's purchase is in a pink box.

(Soon it will be in a different pink box  :-o (I am so going to hell for that :evil:))

'Twould have been better if Faye had asked for "the next hour... off."

Nothing wrong with 'pink box'. A totally appropriate euphemism.
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #48 on: 15 Apr 2009, 00:55 »
Quote from: Mad Cat on 13 Apr 2009, 00:52

Damien: Well, that's a no-brainer. http://www.sybian.com/sybianindex.html
Of course, it's more than 4x the price, but when you put it in your ... well, in you, you will know where that money went.

You don't put the Sybian *in* anything. It's just the attachments...
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Re: WCT April 13-17
« Reply #49 on: 15 Apr 2009, 01:07 »
Quote from: JackFaerie on 14 Apr 2009, 02:11
Quote from: Mad Cat on 13 Apr 2009, 00:52
Damien: Well, that's a no-brainer. http://www.sybian.com/sybianindex.html
Of course, it's more than 4x the price, but when you put it in your ... well, in you, you will know where that money went.

Yeahhhhhh, the Sybian is kinda basic and totally different.  Something like THIS sounds closer to what the comic was actually talking about:

http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/rabbit-vibrators/fujikos-asian-odyssey

There's also these:

http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/double-penetration/triple-stimulator-dolphin-duo

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/vibrating-diva-pleaser.htm

http://www.theadulttoyshoppe.com/triple-ecstasy-vibrator-PD165211.htm

A trove of research indeed. However, none of these appear to be 'non-Euclidean'.  :-D
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