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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #50 on: 30 Mar 2009, 09:50 »

 Girls who collect boring things are beasts in the sack.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #51 on: 30 Mar 2009, 10:46 »

What about those who collect not-so-boring things, like knives and human fingers?
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #52 on: 30 Mar 2009, 10:56 »

Yarn isn't boring! You can make just about anything with it! But it's true, yarn condoms are not affective and I wouldn't suggest using one, ever.

Tanglin' my buttons all up in your yarn stash.

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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #53 on: 30 Mar 2009, 11:01 »

button fisting

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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #54 on: 30 Mar 2009, 11:02 »

Do you really want to know?

I sure as hell don't.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #55 on: 30 Mar 2009, 16:40 »

With either enormous buttons or tiny, tiny fists. I mean have you seen the size of the holes in an average button?!
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #56 on: 30 Mar 2009, 16:53 »

I collect cephalopods and things from Asia. How am I in the sack?
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #57 on: 30 Mar 2009, 17:00 »

Hopefully not like a cephalopod.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #58 on: 30 Mar 2009, 17:02 »

Sadly, I have no tentecles.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #59 on: 30 Mar 2009, 17:06 »

That's not what either of your collections implies.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #60 on: 30 Mar 2009, 17:38 »



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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #61 on: 30 Mar 2009, 19:34 »

Four and five. Those are all I can think of at the moment!
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #62 on: 30 Mar 2009, 19:44 »

doesn't surprise me, actually.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #63 on: 30 Mar 2009, 19:45 »

Like that Pterodactyl porno (have you guys seen this?)? Because that's hilarious.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #64 on: 30 Mar 2009, 21:33 »

Hopefully not like a cephalopod.

All those tentacles are great for hugging but nobody wants a beakjob
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #65 on: 31 Mar 2009, 00:50 »

Wow, all we have on the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums is a guy that likes dinosaur fetish porn and this one guy that gets off to flaming corpses (I am not joking).

How do you flame a corpse?

'RTFM you bad-at-internet corpsetype person'?
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #66 on: 31 Mar 2009, 01:12 »

Wow, all we have on the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums is a guy that likes dinosaur fetish porn and this one guy that gets off to flaming corpses (I am not joking).
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #67 on: 31 Mar 2009, 01:21 »

What does B^U stand for...

I didn't know you were from the CAD forums... I must admit I stopped reading the comic a metric age ago.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #68 on: 31 Mar 2009, 02:42 »

People call him Tim B^Uckley because of the fact that all of his characters faces look like B^U if you turn your head to the side.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #69 on: 31 Mar 2009, 03:48 »

Jens stop seeing giant throbbing erections in everything, it's kinda creepy.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #70 on: 31 Mar 2009, 03:56 »

It's a boy thing (mostly).
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #71 on: 31 Mar 2009, 04:33 »

Absolutely. If boys stopped having such giant throbbing erections all the time we wouldn't have this problem.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #72 on: 31 Mar 2009, 09:04 »

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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #73 on: 31 Mar 2009, 16:26 »

Kris is really just obsessed with sex organs.

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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #74 on: 31 Mar 2009, 18:26 »

Hopefully not like a cephalopod.

All those tentacles are great for hugging but nobody wants a beakjob

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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #75 on: 31 Mar 2009, 21:42 »

Wow, all we have on the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums is a guy that likes dinosaur fetish porn and this one guy that gets off to flaming corpses (I am not joking).

How do you flame a corpse?

'RTFM you bad-at-internet corpsetype person'?
No, literally flaming, on fire, OHMIGAWSHTHATISHOT dead bodies.

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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #76 on: 01 Apr 2009, 00:04 »

Meh. I liked my suggestion better. Although his is creepy. And I have to say, new, to me, at least. Learn something every day.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #77 on: 01 Apr 2009, 00:05 »

Jace, your painting does look like a vagina.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #78 on: 01 Apr 2009, 00:06 »

It turns out that we have at least three very attractive ladies who are totally into yarn on this forum. I would let them show me their yarn collection anyday.

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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #79 on: 01 Apr 2009, 23:10 »

I forgot about you because you did not drag shane into a boring old yarn shop while I stayed outside and played in the snow.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #81 on: 02 Apr 2009, 18:34 »

Hey hey hey that shop wasn't boring. They had bright things and soft things and cute buttons (the sew on kind, not the pin kind) and needles and books and things.

But yes, I can see how playing in the snow was more fun. But without yarn stores, your hat wouldn't exist!
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #82 on: 02 Apr 2009, 18:46 »

cute buttons

how the hell can buttons be cute they are buttons buttons are just buttons
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #83 on: 02 Apr 2009, 18:56 »

They were in the shapes of animals and things.

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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #84 on: 02 Apr 2009, 19:21 »

OK fair enough I bought my girlfriend a cardigan and it had owl buttons squee
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #85 on: 02 Apr 2009, 21:12 »

Even buttons shaped like buttons are very cute.

Also, they tend to be on things that feel soft, this is cute.

They are round, symmetrical, with tiny little holes, also cute.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #86 on: 04 Apr 2009, 21:43 »

YES. This is what I'm talking about people. Buttons are sweet. And functional. Sometimes even shiny or fuzzy or dazzling.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #87 on: 04 Apr 2009, 22:24 »

Yeah, I would be genuinely interested in seeing a button collection.

In fact, I would be disappointed if it turned out that there was no button collection after all. I'd probably start talking about how I was really excited to see a proper button collection 'cause all I have is a button jar and most of the buttons don't even match so what good is that when you're trying to make something with more than one button and how you really shouldn't lead people on like that because some of us appreciate the simple things in life like buttons.

But then, of course, I wouldn't get laid. So it's a toss-up.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #88 on: 05 Apr 2009, 07:52 »

Buttons are so great, it wasn't intentional but I kind of have a button collection (here's a part of it). I am a very impulsive shopper, so whenever I have a little money and see something cheap and cute I have to buy it. Buttons are both cheap and cute so yeah... You get the idea.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #89 on: 05 Apr 2009, 16:44 »

Those heart ones are so awesome. They've got the perfect New Wave 80s thing going on, and would be perfect on a cuddly grandmother-esque pastel cardigan.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #90 on: 06 Apr 2009, 06:24 »

A button collection does not sound any more strange to me than a bottle-cap collection, and that does not sound strange to me at all.

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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #91 on: 06 Apr 2009, 08:13 »

I actually rank bottle cap collections as substantially lower than button collections because you have to actually go to some effort to get a new button but really you can find bottlecaps anywhere.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #92 on: 06 Apr 2009, 11:01 »

I don't know. While digging in my garden, I found some really awesome/old bottlecaps that I had never seen before. You can buy buttons at Walmart. Handmade and specialty buttons can usually be found a yarn/sewing/craft stores. Other than ebay(and drinking every bottled beer available), where could I find fancy awesome bottlecaps? I can't very well dig up the entire Earth searching for them.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #93 on: 06 Apr 2009, 16:31 »

I saw them in the local antique malls when I was on the hunt for old books and a tea pot. Found lots of books, but no affordable tea pots that weren't ugly. (But this is okay, because my mom got me a perty one!)
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #94 on: 09 Apr 2009, 00:59 »

What about buttons made of bottlecaps?
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #95 on: 09 Apr 2009, 03:12 »

What about buttons made of bottlecaps?


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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #96 on: 09 Apr 2009, 11:18 »

Throw a party and tell everyone to bring beer.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #97 on: 09 Apr 2009, 13:14 »

I'd view her button collection and then show her my tiddlywink.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #98 on: 14 Apr 2009, 04:23 »

You know, I've never been able to really appreciate the human drive to collect stuff, even though I'm a collector myself. I do appreciate collections as good conversation-topics, and I would probably go along and see this collection, certainly acknowledge in some way that she's got a funny quirk... but, for me, it wouldn't be about the buttons at all. I'd probably be there to see her boobie-collection.

Alternatively I'd feign an extreme interest and talk about nothing but buttons for the remainder of the night, smoothly evading any and all sexual advances and frustrating her every attempt to back out of the lame joke >:( that's what she gets for being silly.
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Re: Sexiness Evaluation
« Reply #99 on: 15 Apr 2009, 09:05 »

I have a button collection! I mean, it's not so much a collection, I more of have a stash. When I see cute buttons, I buy them, and then I make them into things. Like these:



I've also made hairpins and bracelets / necklaces but I only had the ring (on the left) and the earrings at hand. I feel pretty smart in my button jewellery! My friends and family are all big fans of it and regularly ask me to make them buttony things.

However, I don't ask random people back to my house to show them my buttons. It's more of a thing I'd show you when I've gotten to know you a bit. I would mistrust a person who'd ask me back to their place right away to show me their collection of anything.
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