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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #1 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:00 »

"I could care less"
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #2 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:03 »

"That's retarded."

"That's gay."
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #3 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:04 »

"I think Carlos Mencia is a talented comedian"
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #4 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:07 »

"That's chill as fuck."

No, it's not.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #5 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:08 »

"I'm gonna get throwed"

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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #6 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:13 »

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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #7 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:14 »

"I think Carlos Mencia is a talented comedian"


Same could be said for Sarah Silverman.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #8 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:18 »

Pretty much anything modern hipsters say.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #9 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:21 »

Whatever

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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #10 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:25 »

"Is that cho' dick?"
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #11 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:34 »

" Yer mom!"
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #12 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:38 »

Anything containing the word "yr" becomes instantly thirty million times more annoying.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #13 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:40 »

Also, ORLY gets annoying.






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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #14 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:45 »

"My Bad"
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #15 on: 14 Apr 2009, 14:55 »

Anything containing the word "yr" becomes instantly thirty million times more annoying.

Nooooooo. Evidence:



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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #16 on: 14 Apr 2009, 15:14 »

"I could care less"

Why do people say this instead of the usual (to me), and at least meaningful: "I couldn't care less"?
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #17 on: 14 Apr 2009, 15:18 »

You fucks have made it 17 posts without "no homo"

Shame on you.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #18 on: 14 Apr 2009, 15:19 »

I don't hear that very often.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #19 on: 14 Apr 2009, 15:22 »

I can't decide if it's worse when used seriously (way to go brosephs) or "ironically" (I want to cum on your face so you can lick it up. No homo!)

I take issue with two things here. A) The person is either an ignorant fuck or thinks pretending to be an ignorant fuck is funny B) They are implying that there is something inherently wrong with homo. Homo is totally cool guys, what the fuck?

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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #20 on: 14 Apr 2009, 15:24 »

Nooooooo. Evidence:
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Evollplabel.JPG/img]

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cf/KillYrIdols.jpg/200px-KillYrIdols.jpg[img]

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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #21 on: 14 Apr 2009, 15:27 »

"I could care less"

This is what I immediately thought of when I read the thread title,
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #22 on: 14 Apr 2009, 15:28 »

Anything containing the word "yr" becomes instantly thirty million times more annoying.

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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #23 on: 14 Apr 2009, 15:30 »

HEY HOW BOUT "PUNX" >:C
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #24 on: 14 Apr 2009, 15:31 »

Hey how about "X is never funny guys!!!"
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #25 on: 14 Apr 2009, 15:33 »

"When I was young..."

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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #26 on: 14 Apr 2009, 15:36 »

BACK IN COLLEGE
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #27 on: 14 Apr 2009, 15:41 »

Damn you anna!
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #28 on: 14 Apr 2009, 16:27 »

similar to that, "when i was your age."

also, not really phrases i guess but a pet peeve of mine lately is when people take words/grammar and alter them so that they are no longer real words/grammar. like "i is confuzzled" instead of "i am confused". that's not cute anymore when you're an adult! speak real english!
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #29 on: 14 Apr 2009, 16:30 »

The death penalty should be meted out for people who say "hecka".

Yes, people say "hecka".
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #30 on: 14 Apr 2009, 16:35 »

i'm pretty sure those people are all ten years old, though.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #31 on: 14 Apr 2009, 16:37 »

The death penalty should be meted out for people who say "hecka".

Yes, people say "hecka".

And "hella". Oh, god.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #32 on: 14 Apr 2009, 16:41 »

what if you use it...i can't believe i'm going to say this...ironically?

the reason i ask is because my friends and i coined the phrase "hella artistic" to refer to that stuff that people make to look artistic when really it just sucks (usually in the form of photos or other similar types of art). we would say "whoa, that's hella artistic" meaning "that's not artistic at all and the person that made it is a tool"
sometimes we'll even add a "bro" or "dawg" at the end to really hammer home how not-artistic something is.

we're kind of assholes.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #33 on: 14 Apr 2009, 16:57 »

"beg the question"

Seriously, society, if you don't know how to use this proper, just don't. Although I think I'm fighting a losing battle here because its misuse is spreading from everyday usage and into the media. It happened on the goddamned BBC news. Shit.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #34 on: 14 Apr 2009, 17:02 »

The death penalty should be meted out for people who say "hecka".

Yes, people say "hecka".

And "hella". Oh, god.
Hey fuck you notice that I did not put any killing orders for use of "hella". It is a hella legit word.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #35 on: 14 Apr 2009, 17:37 »

Yeah hella is totally fine. Hecka is pretty awful.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #36 on: 14 Apr 2009, 17:42 »

Totes.



Unless you are talking about a bag, please stop using this word.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #37 on: 14 Apr 2009, 17:53 »

yeah, that one's really annoying.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #38 on: 14 Apr 2009, 18:06 »

Totes.



Unless you are talking about a bag, please stop using this word.

What about the Totes Meer?
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #39 on: 14 Apr 2009, 18:07 »

"Oh Em Gee"

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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #40 on: 14 Apr 2009, 18:13 »


Hey fuck you notice that I did not put any killing orders for use of "hella". It is a hella legit word.


You try living in Northern Cal where people say it ALL the time. It gets hella annoying, fast.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #41 on: 14 Apr 2009, 18:17 »

I live in Northern California. I say it all the time.

So there, dogg.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #42 on: 14 Apr 2009, 18:22 »

"WHAT'S UP NOR-CAL WHAT'S UP? (WHAT'S UP) WHAT'S UP, NOR-CAL WHAT'S UP? (WHAT'S UP) CALIFORNIA, JUMP ON IT, JUMP ON IT, JUMP ON IT!"
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #43 on: 14 Apr 2009, 18:27 »

i never say "hella" but i do say "hell of" all the time because that phrase and "dogg" are sort of my super secret code words for finding people who read achewood in meat life 
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #44 on: 14 Apr 2009, 18:28 »

I live in Northern California. I say it all the time.

So there, dogg.

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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #45 on: 14 Apr 2009, 18:34 »

"For all intensive purposes."

I guess its not really a stupid phrase so much as a commonly misused/spelled phrase.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #46 on: 14 Apr 2009, 19:00 »

It kind of bothers me when people can't express liking something without referring to it as the "best _____ ever".
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #47 on: 14 Apr 2009, 19:19 »

Yeah...too much hyperbole in general irks me.
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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #48 on: 14 Apr 2009, 19:31 »

"Is that cho' dick?"

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Re: Phrases that we hear a lot that are really stupid
« Reply #49 on: 14 Apr 2009, 19:35 »

Rigid sense of humor.
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