Topic: There is a monster at the end of this thread. (Read 4079 times)

Professor Snuggles · « **on:** 22 May 2009, 16:09 »

WHAT DID THAT SAY?

In the thread title, what did that say? Did that say there will be a Monster at the end of this thread???

IT DID?

Oh, I am so scared of Monsters!!!

Please, don't post in this thread. I would hate to reach the end and find the Monster!

Gemmwah · « **Reply #1 on:** 22 May 2009, 16:12 »

What kind of Monster? I want to see!

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #2 on:** 22 May 2009, 16:22 »

What are you doing! Don't you realize that if we reach the end of the thread, we shall all surely be devoured? I don't want to be consumed bodily and bloodily by hundreds of sharp and shiny gnashing smashing teeth! I am young and my life is going well, why would you try to drive us towards the Monster!

Jimor · « **Reply #3 on:** 22 May 2009, 16:30 »

But if I don't post, how will you know that I support your campaign to avoid this terrible Monster?

pen · « **Reply #4 on:** 22 May 2009, 16:35 »

Rawr!

Gemmwah · « **Reply #5 on:** 22 May 2009, 16:39 »

Oh Rachel, that is not a Monster. This is a Monster!

Nodaisho · « **Reply #6 on:** 22 May 2009, 16:42 »

Keiffer is a cookie?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #7 on:** 22 May 2009, 16:51 »

Will you guys cut that out! You are putting us all in terrible danger! I might be one tough cookie, but even I won't be able to take on the monster at the end of this thread!

Look, I am going to go watch Let The Right One in at my friends house. Please, don't post in this thread. Since you utterly ignored the Smurf with the stop sign, I'm leaving these armed guards here, to make sure you don't go too far. Please, please, don't post in this thread guys.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #8 on:** 22 May 2009, 16:52 »

But if we allow the thread to end, the monster will be there. If we continue posting, the thread will never end.

Tom · « **Reply #9 on:** 22 May 2009, 16:59 »

You only fear that which you do not understand.

Johnny C · « **Reply #10 on:** 22 May 2009, 17:05 »

I FEAR NOTHING

Josefbugman · « **Reply #11 on:** 22 May 2009, 17:06 »

You also always fear things that could stab you in the eye, it doesn't matter if you understand them or not they are still terrifying.

Lines · « **Reply #12 on:** 22 May 2009, 17:19 »

Are you sure it will be a Monster and not a Grue?

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #13 on:** 22 May 2009, 17:24 »

Just leave the lights on and we'll be perfectly safe from the Grue.

Jimor · « **Reply #14 on:** 22 May 2009, 17:28 »

Your lantern goes out...

Drill King · « **Reply #15 on:** 22 May 2009, 17:29 »

.-.-.-

Drill King · « **Reply #16 on:** 22 May 2009, 17:41 »

--- .... / -. --- / .- / -- --- -. ... - . .-. / .... . .-.. .--. / -- .

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #17 on:** 22 May 2009, 17:51 »

That Smurf is smelling a rose. Plus, ya know, I really wanna see this Monster

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #18 on:** 22 May 2009, 18:00 »

imapiratearg · « **Reply #19 on:** 22 May 2009, 18:16 »

OH SHI-

Melodic · « **Reply #20 on:** 22 May 2009, 19:09 »

Oh fuck a monster?

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #21 on:** 22 May 2009, 19:23 »

Hello everybodeee!

I know! Let's glue the replies together! That way we can't ever get to the end of the thread! (Ok I'm not sure that would work as well as in the book)

jhocking · « **Reply #22 on:** 22 May 2009, 20:04 »

I forget, do threadbombs still work? This thread cannot go on!

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YAAAAAAARRGH

Lines · « **Reply #23 on:** 22 May 2009, 20:06 »

Nope, didn't work. My internets aren't broken and there is no monster.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #24 on:** 22 May 2009, 20:12 »

axerton · « **Reply #25 on:** 22 May 2009, 20:12 »

Quote from: Gemmwah on 22 May 2009, 16:39

Oh Rachel, that is not a Monster. This is a Monster!

No, Rachel had it right. This may or may not have been a reference to the sesame street book where Grover spent the entire book trying to convince the reader not to go to the end of the book because there was a monster there, and when you go to the final page you just found Grover there again. So following that logic, kieffer is the monster at the end of this thread. either that or a lock.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #26 on:** 22 May 2009, 21:45 »

the first post has the exact wording and almost the exact color of the first page of the book (monster is always red, grover's "WAIT WHAT DID THAT SAY" was tan)

BUT WAIT. I have 11 monsters...

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #27 on:** 22 May 2009, 21:46 »

PS you should add a spoilers note to your post!!! because you spoiled the ending!!!!!! spoiler

Radical AC · « **Reply #28 on:** 22 May 2009, 21:57 »

AHHH! Quote vaginas!

Alex C · « **Reply #29 on:** 22 May 2009, 22:04 »

That crap crashes firefox whenever I'm on my laptop.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #30 on:** 22 May 2009, 22:07 »

You guys ruined my thread.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #31 on:** 22 May 2009, 22:07 »

It was gonna be funny, too.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #32 on:** 22 May 2009, 22:08 »

do it anyway?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #33 on:** 22 May 2009, 22:11 »

no, the moment is gone.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #34 on:** 22 May 2009, 22:12 »

MrBlu · « **Reply #35 on:** 22 May 2009, 22:57 »

That used to crash browsers...?

Tyler · « **Reply #36 on:** 22 May 2009, 23:00 »

Be glad you were not here for the 1000 whale dick salute Jeph posted a couple years ago.

Dollface · « **Reply #37 on:** 23 May 2009, 00:36 »

http://www.thrillist.com/pics/wolfgrope.jpg

Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it.

But I can make sure nobody has to see it if they don't want to! - Inlander.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #38 on:** 23 May 2009, 00:38 »

Is that a rodent in a corset giving a handjob to a shirtcocker?

In public?

God dammit.

God dammit.

Inlander · « **Reply #39 on:** 23 May 2009, 03:17 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 22 May 2009, 22:07

You guys ruined my thread.

The lesson here is that we, collectively, are the monster.

valley_parade · « **Reply #40 on:** 23 May 2009, 11:22 »

RAAAAAARRRGHGHHHHHG I'M A MONSTERRRRRRRR

KvP · « **Reply #41 on:** 23 May 2009, 12:09 »

squawk · « **Reply #42 on:** 23 May 2009, 13:51 »

Please delete this post and then lock this thread. Goodness do I love Buster.

Patrick · « **Reply #43 on:** 23 May 2009, 14:17 »

Qifsha motrën... I was hoping for a revisited "sea creatures" type thread, except with not just sea creatures.

est · « **Reply #44 on:** 23 May 2009, 18:59 »

Inlander · « **Reply #45 on:** 23 May 2009, 19:46 »

THERE IS A MONSIEUR AT THE END OF THIS THREAD.

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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