Topic: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated (Read 87169 times)

Eris · « **on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:39 »

I think this is fairly self-explanatory; you know the drill.

Liz · « **Reply #1 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:40 »

Man I guess this is my thread.

Who wants to come to Fargo to hang out?

0bsessions · « **Reply #2 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:42 »

So, are we not allowed to post in here if we've got a pretty awesome sex life?

If so, I suppose I could delete this, because man, my sex life is pretty awesome.

But I would so hate all of those commas to go to waste.

Johnny C · « **Reply #3 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:43 »

wow the only thread i'll ever need

valley_parade · « **Reply #4 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:43 »

Quote from: Misconception on 19 Apr 2009, 15:40

Man I guess this is my thread.

Who wants to come to Fargo to hang out?

Yeah, but then it'll just be awkward and unsatisfying because I suck at life.

Joseph · « **Reply #5 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:43 »

Hey Jon! High fives!

o/

0bsessions · « **Reply #6 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:44 »

I don't do high fives anymore, I fist bump:

@=

Dollface · « **Reply #7 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:44 »

Where is fargo?

valley_parade · « **Reply #8 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:45 »

In the movie section, next to Full Metal Jacket.

Liz · « **Reply #9 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:45 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 19 Apr 2009, 15:43

wow the only thread i'll ever need

Oh Johnny.

EDIT: Fuck you, Shane.

öde · « **Reply #10 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:46 »

AAAAAH C'MON

Liz · « **Reply #11 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:48 »

Fuck a forumite?

It has been a long time since I got any sort of action whatsoever, unless you count getting grinded on by gay men at a drag show. This makes me sad.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #12 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:49 »

*Wakes up*

Wha- Huh- Sexual frustration thread? What am I doing here? I don't belong here! I had sex just a few months ago! I swear! No! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

valley_parade · « **Reply #13 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:50 »

Quote from: Misconception on 19 Apr 2009, 15:45

EDIT: Fuck you, Shane.

I'll catch the next flight.

Liz · « **Reply #14 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:53 »

valley_parade · « **Reply #15 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:53 »

Blehhh.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #16 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:56 »

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

If any of you are aware of my situation in the Relationship Advice thread, that's basically the deal I'm in now. I've got this guy

helping me out, but this one

is getting louder and louder.

Tom · « **Reply #17 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:56 »

Lines · « **Reply #18 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 15:59 »

Quote from: Misconception on 19 Apr 2009, 15:48

It has been a long time since I got any sort of action whatsoever, unless you count getting grinded on by gay men at a drag show. This makes me sad.

This is very similar to me! I was told, "I'd have sex with you right now if I wasn't gay." I keep meeting new people, but they all turn out to be gay. This doesn't help me!

I was talking to a friend last night about singleness and we agreed that being single is easier, but it pretty much sucks ass.

Patrick · « **Reply #19 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 16:05 »

If I post "COCKS" in here, I wonder how many liters of saliva it will trigger.

Liz · « **Reply #20 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 16:23 »

I am going to go with no.

sean · « **Reply #21 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 16:28 »

oh hey thread

how are you today?

yeah im sexually frustrated too its okay though.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #22 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 16:29 »

Quote from: Linds on 19 Apr 2009, 15:59

This is very similar to me! I was told, "I'd have sex with you right now if I wasn't gay." I keep meeting new people, but they all turn out to be gay. This doesn't help me!

Gay people saying "I'd have sex with you right now if you were gay" is worse cause then your only excuse is your own sexual orientation.

Cernunnos · « **Reply #23 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 16:31 »

Liz · « **Reply #24 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 16:35 »

Oh Jon.

<3

sean · « **Reply #25 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 16:41 »

what about "yeah i'd sleep with you but i'm straight?"

eh?

Scrambled Egg Machine · « **Reply #26 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 17:10 »

Why not. I haven't been laid yet in my life. Argh.

Slick · « **Reply #27 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 17:11 »

whatever it is over-rated

Slick · « **Reply #28 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 17:11 »

take up yoga

Slick · « **Reply #29 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 17:12 »

maybe start jogging or something

Avec · « **Reply #30 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 17:13 »

Ironic that I'm stuck doing a sex education packet?

Ozymandias · « **Reply #31 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 17:33 »

Correct.

I wanna cum.

Jimor · « **Reply #32 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 17:44 »

Group field trip to the toy store?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #33 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 17:45 »

The levels of sexual frustration on this thread, chances are everyone's got porn on in other tabs and jerking it furiously as they're reading this very post

Gemmwah · « **Reply #34 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 17:49 »

Oh hi liz.

Johnny C · « **Reply #35 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 17:51 »

Quote from: Sam on 19 Apr 2009, 17:08

soooo whaaaaat
the relationship thread is basically this do we need another "my penis a bloo bla bloo" thread

that one has like "questions" and "advice" this is just the opposite of notching a bedpost

0bsessions · « **Reply #36 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 17:53 »

Quote from: Siibillam-Law on 19 Apr 2009, 17:45

The levels of sexual frustration on this thread, chances are everyone's got porn on in other tabs and jerking it furiously as they're reading this very post

That's not necessarily indicative.

For example, I am not the least bit sexually frustrated, yet I am doing just that.

New thread sub-topic: tabbed browsing; best thing ever. y/n?

Liz · « **Reply #37 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 17:56 »

Gemm, dear, if I ever become a lesbian you will be my first choice.

Now go find me a boyfriend, that's a good girl.

JD · « **Reply #38 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 18:07 »

I am sexually apathetic, does that count?

Coward · « **Reply #39 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 18:10 »

It's better than my being sexually pathetic, certainly.

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #40 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 18:13 »

See, this thread is about hooking up, which is not completely related to relationships. It's a little bloggy and probably won't last very long, but in the meantime I will enjoy it. Misery loves company.

Quote from: Objects inside Clouds on 19 Apr 2009, 16:41

what about "yeah i'd sleep with you but i'm straight?"

eh?

Grrr.
I am absolutely terrible at telling when someone is hitting on me. I just straight up can't tell unless it is super obvious. Just last night I was getting seriously eyed by a cute girl. I could tell, and my friend could tell. I got up to go to the dance floor and so did she, and we danced and it was nice, until her guy friends stepped in to warn me that she was straight, but just thought it was fun to go to the gay dance club and flirt with girls.

Not cool, cute girl. Not cool.

I mean, I get that flirting can be harmless fun, and I know that being flirted with doesn't entitle you to anything, but that just seems sort of mean, ya know? Sorry. Just needed to vent, and presently this thread exists as an appropriate place for my venting.

Also yes. I love tabbed browsing. It's been great for opening multiple peer-reviewed academic articles while working on a very serious paper.

And you know, other stuff.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #41 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 18:21 »

Quote from: 0bsessions on 19 Apr 2009, 17:53

New thread sub-topic: tabbed browsing; best thing ever. y/n?

Yes

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #42 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 18:23 »

Yes.

O heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy thread what's up

benji · « **Reply #43 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 18:32 »

Seriously? This thread starts now? If it had been posted 2 weeks ago... Hell, if it had been posted 2 days ago... but I guess I shouldn't be posting in here any more.

Slick · « **Reply #44 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 18:41 »

Slick · « **Reply #45 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 18:42 »

for if you are frustrataed

Tom · « **Reply #46 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 19:01 »

James, I just ate.

Ballard · « **Reply #47 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 19:11 »

Ohhhh hahaha hello thread. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Guys I hadn't gotten laid in six months and then I got laid last week but it was awful 'cause I was rusty and anxious and fucking regular lubricated Trojans are not the way to go apparently if you enjoy a) sensation and b) not having to constantly change condoms 'cause they keep drying out. Suffice it to say I am still sexually frustrated.

But she left her iPod on my bedside table? This may be good.

P.S. This thread man haha.

Cernunnos · « **Reply #48 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 19:12 »

don't lie we know it's your desktop

MrBlu · « **Reply #49 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 19:15 »

I like this thread.

I need this thread.

EVERYBODY GET IN MY PANTS.

No, really though, can I start venting on why I'm sad, or is the webcest not done yet?

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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