Topic: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated (Read 87043 times)

look out! Ninjas! · « **Reply #100 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 04:53 »

Finally, a thread that I can truly feel at home in.

Liz · « **Reply #101 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 05:48 »

Quote from: Gemmwah on 20 Apr 2009, 02:49

I am not using my gay superpowers to find you a boyfriend, Liz.

That's not how it works.

Damn.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #102 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 06:57 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 19 Apr 2009, 23:16

lets all cum

Correct.

I wanna cum.

Christophe · « **Reply #103 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 07:01 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 20 Apr 2009, 06:57

I wanna cum.

Covetous · « **Reply #104 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 07:06 »

As said a few times now, Hi thread!

Btw, didn't think I was going to need a thread like this again. I was wrong. Damn chick not wanting to have any more sex with me "cus it can mess up our friendship". (Side note, yes we're still friends.)
And having a co-worker walking by every now and then with the nices ass I've ver seen doesn't help either.

Nice pic, I'd hit that.

Ballard · « **Reply #105 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 07:49 »

Dude who wouldn't hit Dee Snider?

0bsessions · « **Reply #106 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 09:57 »

Quote from: Midnight Umbreon on 20 Apr 2009, 04:09

Quote from: 0bsessions on 19 Apr 2009, 20:20
Are you crying about being a minor not getting laid? Seriously?
No.

That was directed at MrBlu. I didn't see any real whining in yours.

Dazed · « **Reply #107 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 10:13 »

Sup guys

EDIT: and girls, of course.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #108 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 10:32 »

Dazed, I am now going to read everything you write as if the Dude is saying it.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #109 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 10:37 »

Can I be frustrated about not having enough sex?

'Cause I mean, I am getting pretty steady sex.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #110 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 10:42 »

No good will come of that Staedler.

Also, sex has been a somewhat pre-occupation of mine of late, how people view it (not in terms of porn) and what makes people you know... tick in that particular department. I was just wondering if I was pretty much right with the impression I got is right. If its a purely sexual thing then power/control play a large part in it, whereas with more romantic/reciprocal relationships the act is an important component but by no means the only thing that makes people come together.

Also, I am sexually curious atm I don't have enough experience of people in general to come to any final ideas, but sex and everything that goes along with it sure as hell seems exciting.

You can still be sexually frustrated if you were constantly orgasming, just because you have something doesn't make you lose frustration with it.

Dazed · « **Reply #111 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 10:46 »

Quote from: StaedlerMars on 20 Apr 2009, 10:32

Dazed, I am now going to read everything you write as if the Dude is saying it.

I am perfectly okay with this

Coward · « **Reply #112 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 10:54 »

Okay, here's one.

Now a number of people have raised their voices and said 'I am Spartacus' in this thread, what are people going to do about their sexual frustration?

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #113 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 11:09 »

I just recently lost my virginity, and I think I'm actually more sexually frustrated.

Drill King · « **Reply #114 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 11:17 »

I am going to move away from where I live to somewhere that I have more sensible prospects and boys don't think my skinny jeans are weird.
(Yessss solutions!)

Josefbugman · « **Reply #115 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 11:35 »

Collect more info until I can work out if there is anyone I would actually like to sleep with.

I have noticed that Mr. Writer. People who have experienced sex seem to want to get back to it as fast as humanly possible, hence why I am somewhat filled with more than a little trepedation about it.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #116 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 11:39 »

To be honest, it's more about how awkward and sort of lame it and I was while it was happening than how much I want to get back to boning. So I'm more frustrated with sex than sexually frustrated I guess?

Josefbugman · « **Reply #117 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 11:42 »

If I am allowed to express an opinion, I think thats how I am probably going to be after my first time.

Also being frustrated at sex is a suprisingly good place to be, it means that you are thinking with your brain when it comes to relationships and are probably not up for a quick blow job in a back alley somewhere, which generally will give you a lot more self-respect.

Patrick · « **Reply #118 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 12:13 »

Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 19 Apr 2009, 20:47

I've had sex with a 17 year old. Ain't no thing.

But then I live in a country with reasonable age of consent laws.

I win with my 16-year-old girlfriend. Alaska is the greatest place on earth because that kind of thing is allowed. It is also the shittiest place because it is nowhere fucking near here.

MrBlu · « **Reply #119 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 12:16 »

Quote from: 0bsessions on 20 Apr 2009, 09:57

Quote from: Midnight Umbreon on 20 Apr 2009, 04:09
Quote from: 0bsessions on 19 Apr 2009, 20:20
Are you crying about being a minor not getting laid? Seriously?
No.

That was directed at MrBlu. I didn't see any real whining in yours.

What the fluff? No. I'm not.

EDIT::
Clarification: I'm not concerned about sex, just that everyone else around me is, but I figured "sexually frustrated" is the closest it could be described at. I'm just pissed off that everytime I get close to someone some crap happens, and a lot of the time it's that there's an age difference.

0bsessions · « **Reply #120 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 13:07 »

Jimmy, Patrick, I know you guys are trying really hard to win the pedophile Olympics and all, but I think Ben's got this one wrapped up.

-Karamazov- · « **Reply #121 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 13:17 »

wow this thread grew quickly

mberan42 · « **Reply #122 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 13:54 »

Quote from: 0bsessions on 20 Apr 2009, 13:07

Jimmy, Patrick, I know you guys are trying really hard to win the pedophile Olympics and all, but I think Ben's got this one wrapped up.

Ha!

Puki · « **Reply #123 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 14:59 »

Quote from: imapiratearg on 20 Apr 2009, 10:37

Can I be frustrated about not having enough sex?

'Cause I mean, I am getting pretty steady sex.

Well, yeah, you can.
Same here.

Ballard · « **Reply #124 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 16:34 »

Quote from: Josefbugman on 20 Apr 2009, 10:42

No good will come of that Staedler.

Also, sex has been a somewhat pre-occupation of mine of late, how people view it (not in terms of porn) and what makes people you know... tick in that particular department. I was just wondering if I was pretty much right with the impression I got is right. If its a purely sexual thing then power/control play a large part in it, whereas with more romantic/reciprocal relationships the act is an important component but by no means the only thing that makes people come together.

Also, I am sexually curious atm I don't have enough experience of people in general to come to any final ideas, but sex and everything that goes along with it sure as hell seems exciting.

You can still be sexually frustrated if you were constantly orgasming, just because you have something doesn't make you lose frustration with it.

what?

dude, relax, stop thinking so much. the worst thing you can do when it comes to sex (this doesn't include having safe sex/being considerate of people's feelings, all that other fun stuff that any normal human being should keep in mind, just sex itself) is think that much.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #125 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 17:05 »

hurr sex.

est · « **Reply #126 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 19:29 »

Quote from: 0bsessions on 20 Apr 2009, 13:07

Jimmy, Patrick, I know you guys are trying really hard to win the pedophile Olympics and all, but I think Ben's got this one wrapped up.

Is this a Ben that is not me? Else I am confused.

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #127 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 20:03 »

Quote from: 0bsessions on 20 Apr 2009, 13:07

Jimmy, Patrick, I know you guys are trying really hard to win the pedophile Olympics and all, but I think Ben's got this one wrapped up.

Do I count? I've had two 14 year old girlfriends. Note that these are high school girlfriends. I guess it wouldn't count because I was their age.
Damn.

Avec · « **Reply #128 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 20:08 »

This thread is going to crash and burn.

Dazed · « **Reply #129 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 20:09 »

No it does not count b/c you are 15 and not fucking them.

SilentJ · « **Reply #130 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 20:12 »

Quote from: WriterofAllWrongs on 20 Apr 2009, 11:09

I just recently lost my virginity, and I think I'm actually more sexually frustrated.

that tends to be how these things work

you've never had sex and it's not a big deal, but then you get laid and your body's just like "holy SHIT that was amazing! want want want want" and you just want to choke something

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #131 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 20:16 »

This whole thread makes me uncomfortable. There, I said it.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #132 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 20:21 »

Quote from: 0bsessions on 20 Apr 2009, 13:07

Jimmy, Patrick, I know you guys are trying really hard to win the pedophile Olympics and all, but I think Ben's got this one wrapped up.

That is a competition I am happy to lose.

Also it's not paedophilia unless one person is over 16 and the other person is under 13. Just sayin'.

Dazed · « **Reply #133 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 20:27 »

So you don't consider a 40 year old fucking a 14 year old pedophilia?

Ballard · « **Reply #134 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 20:27 »

Quote from: SilentJ on 20 Apr 2009, 20:12

that tends to be how these things work

you've never had sex and it's not a big deal, but then you get laid and your body's just like "holy SHIT that was amazing! want want want want" and you just want to choke something

To reuse a punchline, sex is just like Pringles. Once you pop, you just can't stop!

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #135 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 20:29 »

Technically Dazed, no.

Still pretty distasteful though.

Slick · « **Reply #136 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 20:34 »

Yeah see Jimmy is a psychologist (look out john travolta) and is using that (the) definition.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #137 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 20:54 »

I'm not making moral judgements here. A 40 year old having sex with a 14 year old is not paedophilia.
It's creepy and weird and definitely unethical especially if the 40 year old is in any kind of position of power (which they almost certainly are, by virtue of their being 26 years older than the 14 year old). It's almost always going to be terribly damaging (emotionally if not physically) to the younger party but it is not, by definition, paedophilia.

Ballard · « **Reply #138 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 21:03 »

ITT Jimmy smashes pedants.

Gilead · « **Reply #139 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 21:13 »

It's true, that's technically ephebophilia.

KvP · « **Reply #140 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 21:15 »

Quote from: est on 20 Apr 2009, 19:29

Quote from: 0bsessions on 20 Apr 2009, 13:07
Jimmy, Patrick, I know you guys are trying really hard to win the pedophile Olympics and all, but I think Ben's got this one wrapped up.

Is this a Ben that is not me? Else I am confused.

Est you are so old it is a common joke in these forums that you're old. That's how old you are.

Cradle Robber

Guys, being the epitome of twee that I am, I am not sexually frustrated. Rather, I am intimately frustrated. Oh, how I dream of one day finding a nice girl, with whom I will passionately exchange promise rings with, and pledge best friendship 4eva. We'll listen to Stars, and I will eat a sweet candy I enjoyed as a child while we gingerly hold hands. Ring-pops, maybe. Or pop rocks.

Guys it's so great I don't ever want to grow up whoopee is gross let's listen to Sufjan Stevens

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #141 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 21:30 »

Yeah but with your current run of luck, chances are that this girl will end up being a figment of some fat guy in Iowa's imagination. She may even steal your identity.

est · « **Reply #142 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 21:33 »

With the advent of Paul and Orbert and some of the other dudes who are about twice my age I would have thought that joke would be put to bed by now.

0bsessions · « **Reply #143 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 21:43 »

Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 20 Apr 2009, 21:30

Yeah but with your current run of luck, chances are that this girl will end up being a figment of some fat guy in Iowa's imagination.

?

Liz · « **Reply #144 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 21:44 »

Quote from: KvP on 20 Apr 2009, 21:15

Guys, being the epitome of twee that I am, I am not sexually frustrated. Rather, I am intimately frustrated. Oh, how I dream of one day finding a nice girl, with whom I will passionately exchange promise rings with, and pledge best friendship 4eva. We'll listen to Stars, and I will eat a sweet candy I enjoyed as a child while we gingerly hold hands. Ring-pops, maybe. Or pop rocks.

Guys it's so great I don't ever want to grow up whoopee is gross let's listen to Sufjan Stevens

John I can totally be that girl. I want some Ring Pops, dude.

KvP · « **Reply #145 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 21:58 »

Oh there will be ring pops.

hella ring pops.

thelightguy · « **Reply #146 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 22:22 »

Oh hi there, I guess this is my thread. I could open by talking about my hot redheaded roommate who may or may not be interested in me (girls are confusing, mmkay,) but I really don't want there to be anything between us... as it would most likely end in drama, not to mention strain relations between me and one of my friends and co-workers who happens to be her ex-boyfriend.

So instead I will talk about my ex-girlfriend from high school who called me up two days ago because she needed someone to talk to after she broke up with her abusive boyfriend. Unfortunately, she's three states away so I'm not going anywhere with that lead either, because I don't own a car and wouldn't drive 350 miles for sex anyway. Free beer, perhaps, but not sex. Plus, abusive ex-boyfriends scare me.

Does that make me gay?

Liz · « **Reply #147 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 22:58 »

Quote from: KvP on 20 Apr 2009, 21:58

Oh there will be ring pops.

hella ring pops.

<3

est · « **Reply #148 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 23:15 »

Quote from: thelightguy on 20 Apr 2009, 22:22

So instead I will talk about my ex-girlfriend from high school who called me up two days ago because she needed someone to talk to after she broke up with her abusive boyfriend. Unfortunately, she's three states away so I'm not going anywhere with that lead either, because I don't own a car and wouldn't drive 350 miles for sex anyway. Free beer, perhaps, but not sex. Plus, abusive ex-boyfriends scare me.

Does that make me gay?

I realise I don't know much about the situation, but from here it looks like you're expressing regret over not being around to capitalise on your ex-girlfriend's current fragile emotional state by having sex with her. You probably should be worried about people thinking you are gay.

thelightguy · « **Reply #149 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 23:40 »

That's what I thought, I suppose I should instead capitalize on my ex's fragile emotional state by driving long distances to have sex with her in a short fling that both she and I would later regret, instead of being regarded by the internet as possibly being gay... abusive ex-boyfriend phobia notwithstanding.

E: grammar is a bitch

vv Fabulous.

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