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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #650 on: 14 May 2009, 06:57 »

Not as much sexually frustrated as GOD DAMN I NEED TO DE-STRESS RIGHT NOW

and sex would be awesome for that.

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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #651 on: 14 May 2009, 09:29 »
friend of mine: "hey we're playing kings this weekend at a friend's house, you should come!""
me: "yeah ok, that sounds good"

friend: "hey so this friend complains about not getting laid as much as you do, I'ma totally set you guys up"
me: "ok?  thanks?"

friend: "hey so guess what I'm setting you up with your friend's sister haha small world huh"
me: "oh god damnit that is not cool at all"

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Quote from: sean on 01 May 2011, 22:01
i shotgunned a beer, made my facebook pic an american flag, and have been yelling "AMURIKA" all evening.

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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #652 on: 14 May 2009, 11:14 »
The words "black" and "flag" coming out of the mouth of the girl with short hair were someone's idea of hilarious.




(blek fleg)



(blæk flæg)
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Quote from: Inlander on 16 Feb 2011, 01:32
Hey everyone, I need to buy some new bookshelves. When I get back from Ikea and put them together you're all invited to the bookshelf launch party.

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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #653 on: 14 May 2009, 11:34 »
Quote from: Jeans on 14 May 2009, 05:24
Quote from: Tyler on 13 May 2009, 15:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4YLSSHCL8Y

Jens, feel free to pleasure yourself to this.

Ahaha, oh shit. This is the best thing. Thanks, Tyler!

Anything for you, baby
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It is not wussy. There are orifices being assaulted all over the shop.

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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #654 on: 14 May 2009, 11:35 »
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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #655 on: 14 May 2009, 11:47 »
Um... so Jens did "modeling"?
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Quote from: Inlander on 16 Feb 2011, 01:32
Hey everyone, I need to buy some new bookshelves. When I get back from Ikea and put them together you're all invited to the bookshelf launch party.

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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #656 on: 14 May 2009, 13:19 »
Quote from: Metope on 14 May 2009, 11:35


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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #657 on: 14 May 2009, 13:40 »
Her cheeks say "I've been outside playing in the sun like a good girl all day" but her eyes say "I'm totally gonna use this picture for blackmail 10 years down the line."
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Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 01 Jan 2011, 21:56
I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots"

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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #658 on: 14 May 2009, 18:07 »
Dear Board,

Go get fucking laid. Then maybe you all wouldn't be horribly bitchy.


Take care,
Emaline


Ps. Probably not.
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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #659 on: 14 May 2009, 18:09 »
I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #660 on: 14 May 2009, 18:17 »
Um...
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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #661 on: 14 May 2009, 18:17 »
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It is not wussy. There are orifices being assaulted all over the shop.

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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #662 on: 14 May 2009, 18:18 »
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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #663 on: 14 May 2009, 18:20 »
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In grade six one of my classmates during sex ed asked if the penis could be broken. The teacher's response was "Not in the same way you'd break a bone. I still wouldn't take a hammer to it or anything."

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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #664 on: 14 May 2009, 18:27 »
Well played you three
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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #665 on: 14 May 2009, 18:31 »
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Quote from: IronOxide on 17 Apr 2011, 11:53
I would probably be getting laid right now if it weren't for the Jews

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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #666 on: 14 May 2009, 18:35 »
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It is not wussy. There are orifices being assaulted all over the shop.

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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #667 on: 14 May 2009, 18:35 »
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[00:07] Liz: Jordan tell us how you feel about Edison.
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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #668 on: 14 May 2009, 18:35 »
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In grade six one of my classmates during sex ed asked if the penis could be broken. The teacher's response was "Not in the same way you'd break a bone. I still wouldn't take a hammer to it or anything."

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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #669 on: 14 May 2009, 18:37 »




It's good to end this thread on a good note.
« Last Edit: 14 May 2009, 18:40 by E. Spaceman »
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Re: Post Here if You're Sexually Frustrated
« Reply #670 on: 14 May 2009, 18:39 »
I guess Emilio just got laid.
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