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Author Topic: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09  (Read 54951 times)

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #400 on: 07 Dec 2009, 00:17 »

hahahah the only reason i posted it was i think that was the only time i was the center of attention briefly before vanishing back into either lurking or not having the internet. for that don't feel creepy! i am beaming with validation right now i swear!
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #401 on: 07 Dec 2009, 07:50 »

I think you look more like you should join the band Akron/Family than you do the dude from Mythbusters (this is a compliment).
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #402 on: 07 Dec 2009, 09:57 »

Dear women in this thread,


Stop making me feel so hairy. I have stopped shaving my armpits and I've only been doing it for 4 days and I have more than apparently emaline does in a month. My legs in 4 days have more than any legs so far. Jesus christ what do you women eat/do and how can I steal some of your hairlessness? I wish I had participated in the month of november because I would have won like woah, now I am just growing out my hair because I think it's neat.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #403 on: 07 Dec 2009, 14:31 »

dear women in this thread, stop making me feel so hairy

i could do this if you really wanted but fair warning, what is seen can never be unseen
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #404 on: 07 Dec 2009, 18:06 »

I would battle you for it Andy and Tania but really I do not want to, it is summer and I am enjoying shorts and tank tops in the office.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #405 on: 07 Dec 2009, 20:21 »

I think I read somewhere that women who grow more hair have higher sex drives. Is there any sort of science to support this?

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #406 on: 07 Dec 2009, 20:24 »

We should do tests. Sexy tests.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #407 on: 07 Dec 2009, 20:26 »

My experience supports it.  It makes sense to me.

Not giving a shit about shaving doesn't make a girl inherently more attractive to me but it does tell me good things about the likelihood that she is caught up in body image issues and is uncomfortable with her appearance.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #408 on: 07 Dec 2009, 20:31 »

Or, you know, maybe she just doesn't give a fuck.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #409 on: 07 Dec 2009, 20:35 »

I think I read somewhere that women who grow more hair have higher sex drives. Is there any sort of science to support this?

I've heard the same, but I've seen either way.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #410 on: 07 Dec 2009, 20:36 »

I don't want to have more hair. Don't. Want.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #411 on: 07 Dec 2009, 20:55 »

I think I read somewhere that women who grow more hair have higher sex drives. Is there any sort of science to support this?

But does "grow more hair" mean their hair grows faster, or that they have more/longer/thicker hair?

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #412 on: 07 Dec 2009, 23:00 »

It's not that they have a higher sex drive, it's that because they are so hairy, they don't get much - so they are many times more eager when they actually can get some.

Kind of like fatties, in some respects, though the enthusiasm of fatties is limited by the fact that they get tired out after about 10 minutes.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #413 on: 08 Dec 2009, 00:05 »

You're trying to be funny and failing. Good try though!
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #414 on: 08 Dec 2009, 00:25 »

So, fatty or beardo?
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #415 on: 08 Dec 2009, 00:25 »

totz both. it's just so laaaaaaaazyyyyyyyyy
not like every joke should be intellectually stimulating or something but come on
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What about orgasmic chemistry.

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #416 on: 08 Dec 2009, 00:47 »

I actually laughed at that, but then again I think Anal Cunt's lyrics are the funniest things ever.

By that I mean I am essentially a horrible, horrible person.

Anyway. My beard turned out pretty good, but I never got around to taking pics.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #417 on: 08 Dec 2009, 03:21 »

I think that it probably has to do with the fact that many of the same horomones, mainly testosterone, are big players in one's libido, testosterone is also what makes your body hair grow(among other things). It's like girls that are active have a higher sex drive. Just a guess though.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #418 on: 08 Dec 2009, 05:05 »

totz both. it's just so laaaaaaaazyyyyyyyyy
not like every joke should be intellectually stimulating or something but come on

Nah, you're right, sorry guys!
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #419 on: 08 Dec 2009, 07:01 »

I think that it probably has to do with the fact that many of the same horomones, mainly testosterone, are big players in one's libido, testosterone is also what makes your body hair grow(among other things). It's like girls that are active have a higher sex drive. Just a guess though.

I heard about this in an Economist article about a drug that is undergoing final stages testing and will be marketed as Viagra for ladies.  They mentioned that in some places, doctors will subscribe testosterone for low libido, but it's controversial.  The drug, for those of you who are thinking of spanish fly all of a sudden, was tested to result in one extra session of sex per month over the placebo. 
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #420 on: 11 Dec 2009, 11:39 »

My sex drive is pretty high, but I guess it isn't super high since Andy's must be the absolute highest since she is the hairiest and all.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #421 on: 11 Dec 2009, 12:43 »

Andrea is definitely the girl next door type.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #422 on: 11 Dec 2009, 12:45 »

If you live next to a brothel, that is.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #423 on: 11 Dec 2009, 12:48 »

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #424 on: 11 Dec 2009, 13:38 »

I heard about this in an Economist article about a drug that is undergoing final stages testing and will be marketed as Viagra for ladies.  They mentioned that in some places, doctors will subscribe testosterone for low libido, but it's controversial.  The drug, for those of you who are thinking of spanish fly all of a sudden, was tested to result in one extra session of sex per month over the placebo. 

Sounds completely pointless. How often does this pill need to be taken? If it's a once a day pill or something that makes it extra useless.

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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #425 on: 11 Dec 2009, 14:05 »

Don't recall, but the article noted that despite the sense from medical professionals that one additional encounter per month wouldn't appear to justify the time or expense, there has been an incredible amount of interest from American women in the drug.  I'll also note the following:

-- the percentage increase from 0 to 1 is infinity percent

-- for some people, once a month is enough.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #426 on: 11 Dec 2009, 22:06 »

Duly noted.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #427 on: 12 Dec 2009, 12:51 »

This was mine this year via crappy phone photo -



It'll be dead in like five minutes regardless and I do not mourn its passing.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #428 on: 12 Dec 2009, 13:09 »

Tommy I am not a whore you're a jerk I am just a modern woman who loves sex more than eating or air but you're a jerk I am not a whore oh god.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #429 on: 12 Dec 2009, 13:14 »

In my scenario you just rented the basement of the brothel because it gave you easy access to female life-models.

Damn, what's going on in your mind?
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #430 on: 12 Dec 2009, 13:31 »

Tommy you're awful.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #431 on: 12 Dec 2009, 13:33 »

i think you just got played
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #432 on: 12 Dec 2009, 13:34 »

Tommy you're awful.

Nah, I'm alright me.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #433 on: 12 Dec 2009, 17:17 »

Don't recall, but the article noted that despite the sense from medical professionals that one additional encounter per month wouldn't appear to justify the time or expense, there has been an incredible amount of interest from American women in the drug.  I'll also note the following:

-- the percentage increase from 0 to 1 is infinity percent

-- for some people, once a month is enough.
It's also one per month over a placebo, not over normal. Does anyone know how many sessions per month the placebo was on average?
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #434 on: 12 Dec 2009, 18:55 »

Never read the article, but keep in mind that unless it is very few, 1 more encounter per month over the placebo is most likely not statistically significant.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #435 on: 13 Dec 2009, 14:44 »

Tommy I am not a whore you're a jerk I am just a modern woman who loves sex more than eating or air but you're a jerk I am not a whore oh god.

He never implied that you got paid for it, either.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #436 on: 16 Dec 2009, 10:17 »

I officially have a bit too much testosterone, it makes me angry & horny but I am not even slightly hairy, not at all. Just thought I'd share that.

Tommy, I like your face with a beard.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #437 on: 16 Dec 2009, 10:27 »

I am officially happy with the way mine turned out, but that was to be expected, since I have had it fulltime for a year now anyways.



Oh, and Tommy; That is a good Beard.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #438 on: 17 Dec 2009, 08:17 »

I like that you have a carcass t shirt on. That makes me happy. As does your beard sir.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #439 on: 17 Dec 2009, 16:06 »

I have told Tommy for years now that he looks better scruffy, but he doesn't believe me. Oh, well.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #440 on: 17 Dec 2009, 16:53 »

He looks like some sort of dog that I would like to own as a pet. Like a pointing griffon or something.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #441 on: 17 Dec 2009, 16:57 »

Just a scruffy little dude who wants to hang out and be friends, you know?
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #442 on: 17 Dec 2009, 23:03 »

It's also one per month over a placebo, not over normal. Does anyone know how many sessions per month the placebo was on average?

Article didn't specify but I posted it here.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #443 on: 18 Dec 2009, 01:14 »

I like that you have a carcass t shirt on. That makes me happy. As does your beard sir.

Beards and old-school Grind just go well together! And thank you :)
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #444 on: 22 Dec 2009, 14:12 »

Whoa, Lummer. You look amazingly like this guy I know who is a lawyer.

Except you're not massively obese.
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Re: NO-SHAVE NOVEMBURR '09
« Reply #445 on: 22 Dec 2009, 15:53 »

I'm working on it, though!
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