Topic: Wearing my Lucky Underwear (Read 11371 times)

Professor Snuggles · « **on:** 24 Apr 2009, 16:38 »

Man I love lucky underwear. I slip them on every time I think I need a little bit of a pick me up in my dealings for the next period of time, and man they always do the trick. I don't know how they became my lucky underwear, they just are. I stole them from my friend James 3 years ago because I went into a room and if you went into that room you had to take your pants off, and I wasn't wearing underwear, so I had to put on a pair of his. I got locked in the bathroom during that process, I think, things were complicated, drinks were consumed. Anyway, do you have lucky underwear? I mean I would feel pretty bad for you if you didn't, but still, I gotta know. Tell me stories.

Avec · « **Reply #1 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 16:40 »

Nope, just underwear. But I have a lucky yellow belt.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #2 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 16:46 »

I do not have any lucky underwear.
Maybe I should pick some, perhaps the pair of magenta cotton hotpants with matching wifebeater I bought a while back but have only worn once because I had to wait until I had a full load of red washing so they wouldn't run on anything.
Also Kieffer I have missed you.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #3 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 16:50 »

I dunno can you designate your lucky underwear? I feel like they have to become lucky underwear naturally, otherwise some of the magic will go out of them.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #4 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 16:51 »

Or I guess the magic would never go into them, which might be even worse!

Anyway here are my lucky underwear.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #5 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 16:53 »

The chest hair looks luckier than the underwear.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #6 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 16:53 »

Well I did go to an awesome party whilst wearing them and then in the morning a boy took them off, so I guess they have been pretty lucky so far, also they are amazing comfy.

Victorinia · « **Reply #7 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 16:59 »

I have favourite underwear, but no lucky underwear. Is that almost kinda the same thing?

Lummer · « **Reply #8 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:02 »

Quote from: Lunchbox on 24 Apr 2009, 16:53

Well I did go to an awesome party whilst wearing them and then in the morning a boy took them off, so I guess they have been pretty lucky so far, also they are amazing comfy.

Just retire them now, and brag about their 100% success rate.

On topic: I have a lucky leather wristband, which has yet to bring me any actual luck.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #9 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:05 »

He took them off in the morning? Was he just extra drunk the night before, or did the morning bring a new wave of psych.

I am completely perplexed, presently.

Avec · « **Reply #10 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:05 »

http://www.luckybrand.com/

Lunchbox · « **Reply #11 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:07 »

It was pretty much because there hadn't been any bed or closed door prior to the morning?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #12 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:07 »

I have a tiny, jade Buddha statue that seems to give me good luck on tests. I don't wear it near my junk, but it does the job.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #13 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:10 »

Hrm. Lunchy I am perplexed. Was this a new boy at a party and then you all fell asleep in a puddle?

Or was this a former boy.

Also I know your name but somehow calling you lunchy makes more sense, is that weird?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #14 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:11 »

Also dammit stop talking about lucky things that aren't underwear.

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #15 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:12 »

So am I seriously the only person appalled by this:

Quote from: Animal Ghosts on 24 Apr 2009, 16:38

I stole them from my friend James 3 years ago

?? Really? It's ok to borrow a friends drawers? To each his own, but I'm not sure I'm good enough friends with anyone to swap nut huggers.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #16 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:16 »

That says more about the quality of your friends than the quality of my hygiene.

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #17 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:21 »

Yeah maybe (but I still think it's gross)

Johnny C · « **Reply #18 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:23 »

none of my underwear is lucky, i lead a miserable existence and crave the sweet release of death. every time i put on underwear they are a little looser because my body is bloating like a useless empty corpse, filling with gas that will eventually expunge itself in one foul belch. my life is a waking nightmare.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #19 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:31 »

Wait wouldn't your body swelling with foul gasses of unspeakable horror and bloat make your underwear tighter as opposed to looser?

I don't believe you're living a miserable existence at all!

Ya big faker!

Skibas_clavicle · « **Reply #20 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:32 »

As far as I can recall, those skivvies have a big hole in them.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #21 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:33 »

It was my regular boy! We just didn't have time to do anything till morning, you see. It is not so complicated.

Also do not be ashamed of calling me Lunchy. Hannah and Ben still call me Lunchy when I hang out with them, everyone called me Lunchy at OzCon, and I lived with Jimmy for six months and he has never called me by my actual name ever. Plus you know there is still another Ally so why bother really, I am quite fond of Lunchy.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #22 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:35 »

Yeah. I find that the more luck they are required to produce, the faster they decay. That's why I try to only bust them out for incredibly special occasions, or when I want to flirt with indie girls at my bloody valentine shows.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #23 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:35 »

Quote from: Lunchbox on 24 Apr 2009, 17:33

It was my regular boy! We just didn't have time to do anything till morning, you see. It is not so complicated.

Also do not be ashamed of calling me Lunchy. Hannah and Ben still call me Lunchy when I hang out with them, everyone called me Lunchy at OzCon, and I lived with Jimmy for six months and he has never called me by my actual name ever. Plus you know there is still another Ally so why bother really, I am quite fond of Lunchy.

You have a regular boy?

scandal

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #24 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:43 »

I think basically if you are over the age of 16 you should be wearing boxer briefs. Other styles just seem so... juvenile? I have three different types of boxer briefs, however, some for athletic stuff, some for daily wear, and some for "hey I might get laid tonight, lets make sure my business looks as good as it possibly can."

I am of the opinion that briefs could be attractive, but I've not yet seen it done.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #25 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:49 »

Do you want to see pictures of my regular boy, Kieffer, I have lots.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #26 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:54 »

You cannot see his underwear, lucky or unlucky, in any of them though, so perhaps they would be best in another thread.

Drill King · « **Reply #27 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 17:56 »

Oh man, boyshort briefs on men are the best things. There is a perfect length for boxer briefs alas the only time I have seen them in a picture there is totally pierced dick showing, sorry guys.

My lucky underwear are pretty awesome, they are basically rugby striped boy briefs green and grey with the awesome waist band thing, I have two pairs, one is magenta and grey, the first pair have a piece sign on them and the second pair have a mushroom. They mix hippy dippy with posh rugby and have not yet made me not feel better. the green ones are more 'general' luck and the magenta ones are more 'flirty' luck.

Greatest things.

Alex C · « **Reply #28 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 18:42 »

I wore briefs as a child and after a brief flirtation with boxers I ended up firmly in the boxer-briefs camp by the time I could drive. They just plain fit better; it pretty much takes an act of god to make even fairly cheap boxer-briefs ride up or bind, which is something you can't always say about comparable boxers or briefs.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #29 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 18:49 »

People can have lucky underwear?

I mean I have a lucky hat, but thats only because 1. It gives me a conversation piece and 2. I can use it to more effectivly summon bar staff.

Alex C · « **Reply #30 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 19:50 »

I used to know a girl who once quickly summoned bar staff via her thong, although I do not know if it was a lucky thong.

mberan42 · « **Reply #31 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 20:07 »

Mine have rocket ships on them.

Ballard · « **Reply #32 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 20:42 »

Kieffer do you think boxer briefs like these are too juvenile? Solid colors just don't do my body justice.

Lunchbox · « **Reply #33 on:** 24 Apr 2009, 21:25 »

Okay thread. After I posted in you I got out of bed and put the experimentally-lucky undies on.

Then I went up the street and had a pretty awesome morning and ate warm blueberry muffins and had a coffee whilst I chatted with the baristas at this cafe on Oxford St and and I went vintage storing and I finally found the perfect perfect winter coat that I have been looking for for months and then I went grocery shoping and they were playing Whitley on the shop radio and I bought lots of things and ingredients to make cupcakes for a thing tonight and now I am laying around listening to some old CDs I found and man these undewear are pretty comfy.

Dollface · « **Reply #34 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 01:58 »

How do i know that my underwear is lucky underwear?

calenlass · « **Reply #35 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 02:08 »

God that picture of those underwears is old, Kieffer. I remember that photo in its entirety and the story. From years ago. I can't believe you still have them.

scarred · « **Reply #36 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 02:13 »

I haven't had lucky undergarments since 8th grade. They were white/greyish boxers with Spongebob in a Santa hat. And they said "Merry Christmas From Bikini Bottom!"

I wonder whatever happened to them?

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #37 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 07:53 »

My lucky underwear is actually the only pair of non-boxer-briefs I own; a g-string.

Ballard · « **Reply #38 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 08:32 »

It is a great honor to be privy to this information..

snalin · « **Reply #39 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 13:19 »

When I hear "lucky underwear", this is the very first thing that comes to mind.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #40 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 13:58 »

Yeah, and then (what I think is) the final panel of that series where Calvin grumbles something along the lines of "what's the point of wearing your lucky underwear if no one can see them?"

Johnny C · « **Reply #41 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 14:17 »

let's all take pictures of ourselves in underwear

calenlass · « **Reply #42 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 14:18 »

I have done this already. Bonus points?

Liz · « **Reply #43 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 15:28 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 25 Apr 2009, 14:17

let's all take pictures of ourselves in underwear

That's what Aurostion is for, Johnny. Have you so quickly forgotten?

Lunchbox · « **Reply #44 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 16:20 »

Every picture of me I take has me in underwear. Most of the time I have other things over the top, though.

yelley · « **Reply #45 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 21:37 »

lucky skivvies, no. lucky shoes, yes. pictures later, maybe.

Joseph · « **Reply #46 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 23:27 »

Quote from: Misconception on 25 Apr 2009, 15:28

Quote from: Johnny C on 25 Apr 2009, 14:17
let's all take pictures of ourselves in underwear

That's what Aurostion is for, Johnny. Have you so quickly forgotten?

Wasn't it the Quiki forum?

Eris · « **Reply #47 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 00:04 »

That was when Aurostion got closed down for a while. Auro is still the original and the best!

Joseph · « **Reply #48 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 00:11 »

Aurostion scares me. It's all the same people, but it feels off. It's the gonzo QC forums.

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #49 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 00:44 »

Pretty good for jerking off though.

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