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Dr. dollface in the house
« on: 30 Apr 2009, 12:18 »

(i have got this nurture feeling that i want to hug everything to better)

ask questons get answers you dont need.

i dont care what you got i don judge (only abuse things are off the line (maybe))

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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #1 on: 30 Apr 2009, 12:28 »

Dear Dr. Dollface,

What do I do if I ever catch that bicycle thief?

Sincerely,
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #2 on: 30 Apr 2009, 12:34 »

Dr. Dollface,

How do I get all the boys to like me and bring me pretty things?
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #3 on: 30 Apr 2009, 12:37 »

Milkshakes. duh.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #4 on: 30 Apr 2009, 12:37 »

How do I wash a Flexfit Cap?
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #5 on: 30 Apr 2009, 12:47 »

Dear Dr. Dollface,

How do I go about existing as a wave phenomenon -- you know, pulsing in a distorted spiral with its origin in the Sun and its terminal in Betelgeuse?

Thanks,
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #6 on: 30 Apr 2009, 13:04 »

ITT: dollface tries too hard to live up to expectations.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #7 on: 30 Apr 2009, 13:18 »

Dr Dollface,

What's the best way to get to sleep? It takes me hours sometimes. Any suggestions would be much appreciated.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #8 on: 30 Apr 2009, 13:20 »

What do I do if I ever catch that bicycle thief?

go to pet shop and buy two rats (maybe those white ones) then buy plastic tube (just about size that rats can go through it IT MUST BE see trought tube)

slowly cut his/hers arms and legs of (make sure you dont kill him/he, you only need to know where he/she lives) make sure you make her/his stumb of arms useless to attachs to his/hers body.

now that you done that carry that fucker to her/his parrents doorstep place those limps about 1 inch away from the stup where they should been.

now you can use that tube and rats.

place end ef that tube in her/his mouth (you can use tabe if there is sruggle)  get some old newspapers, put those rats in that tube stuff that en with those old newspapers and lit.

now its just pure entertaining which rat is going to chew its way to out.


and remember see the horror on that fuckers parrents.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #9 on: 30 Apr 2009, 13:24 »

Dr. Dollface how will I know when I get the swine flu

Also what kind of shampoo do you use
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #10 on: 30 Apr 2009, 13:32 »

Petsmart, here I come.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #11 on: 30 Apr 2009, 13:34 »

How do I get all the boys to like me and bring me pretty things?

I have feeling that you dont want to sacrifice your body to some nobody.


solution: start looking for old rich (must be rich) mans that have wierd fetishes (mostly being into maso)
you just put your latex boots on and whip that money out off them.

now how to make dudes like you...
thats easy be a dude, fart drink like hell and be a friend that doesnt judge them because they are childish but thats the way things are even i might be god but free mind is free mind.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #12 on: 30 Apr 2009, 13:37 »

Dr. Dollface, my promotion to some other douche. Should I get back at him for it and if so, how?
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #13 on: 30 Apr 2009, 14:08 »

Dear Dr. Dollface,

I have the swine flu.

Love,
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #14 on: 30 Apr 2009, 14:40 »

Dear Dr. Dollface

How do I learn to play sax like John Coltrane?

With the most sincere adoration and passion,
Joseph
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #15 on: 30 Apr 2009, 15:06 »

Dear Dr Dollface,

How can I live as long as you?
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #16 on: 30 Apr 2009, 15:28 »

Dear Dr. Dollface

How do I learn to play sex like John Coltrane?

With the most sincere adoration and passion,
Joseph

This is what I saw.

Please cure my one-track mind, Dr. Dollface!
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #17 on: 30 Apr 2009, 15:29 »

Hey Patrick come over so I can play sax with you.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #18 on: 30 Apr 2009, 15:30 »

My sax is pretty big and awesome.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #19 on: 30 Apr 2009, 15:30 »

We can play sax all night long.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #20 on: 30 Apr 2009, 15:31 »

don't forget the spit valve!
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #21 on: 30 Apr 2009, 15:54 »

Dear Dr. Dollface,

 Good job, doggo.

Would you like to be my official board protogee?

It was sam, but in that case the student has kind of become the master.




Double posting ain't shit.

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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #22 on: 30 Apr 2009, 15:54 »

Bater.




Any old fool can double post.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #23 on: 30 Apr 2009, 19:30 »

I was double posting back before you were posting at all.




Not that anybody should necessarily read too much into that, just sayin'. But still -
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #24 on: 30 Apr 2009, 19:30 »

sucka




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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #25 on: 30 Apr 2009, 19:57 »

Harry = Awesome
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #26 on: 30 Apr 2009, 20:00 »

Holy shit
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #27 on: 30 Apr 2009, 22:58 »

M-M-M-MULTI KILL
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #28 on: 01 May 2009, 00:49 »

How do I wash a Flexfit Cap?

The best way to wash that hat would be to hand wash it in cold water with a small amount of detergent.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #29 on: 01 May 2009, 00:51 »

Dear Dr. Dollface,

How do I go about existing as a wave phenomenon -- you know, pulsing in a distorted spiral with its origin in the Sun and its terminal in Betelgeuse?

Thanks,
Michael

Ten pots of coffee and two pounds of cocaine should do it.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #30 on: 01 May 2009, 00:53 »

Dr Dollface,

What's the best way to get to sleep? It takes me hours sometimes. Any suggestions would be much appreciated.

keep window open at night that cold air gets in that usually helps me.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #31 on: 01 May 2009, 01:01 »

Dr. Dollface how will I know when I get the swine flu

Also what kind of shampoo do you use

best way to find out i you got swine flu is to trackdown any of your partners who may have been an swine and make sure that they have been tested.

I use garnier fructis shamppoo for normal hair.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #32 on: 01 May 2009, 01:13 »

Dr. Dollface, my promotion to some other douche. Should I get back at him for it and if so, how?

Usually nice prank is in order for these cases.

pay couple of questionable looking prostitutes to come to work and starts flirting with him maybe they could say some thing like "oh darling you like it rough dont you?" or "arent you the cleanest little girlie, we hope you liked that "shower""

and if this happens front of you boss the better.

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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #33 on: 01 May 2009, 01:55 »

guess who has double posting down to an art form
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #34 on: 01 May 2009, 01:56 »

i'm not gonna tell you, i'm just gonna sit here and let you guess
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #35 on: 01 May 2009, 03:08 »

I'm trying to decide if I should post-jack your double-posts too, Johnny, or whether a mod post-jacking another mod's posts would be too meta, or whether it'd just be taking a thing a step too far.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #36 on: 01 May 2009, 03:15 »

If we can make this

Jump the shark - fake Inlander

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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #37 on: 01 May 2009, 03:16 »

maybe it'll all

go away? - fake Inlander

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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #38 on: 01 May 2009, 03:18 »

Hmm.
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #39 on: 01 May 2009, 23:45 »

Dr. Dollface,

Sometimes when I'm doing the good Lord's work with Sister Peaks I get so happy I make a silly face cause I know God is smiling upon our duties!

Love always,

Fuck Monk
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #40 on: 02 May 2009, 01:10 »

Dear Dr. Dollface,

I have the swine flu.

Love,
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Buy viking helmet and axe then upload mayhem in to your mp3 player after you have done this (you can also get hammered) take off your clothes on wear that helmet and underwear.

(also if any of your friends have swine flu invite them, this is like larp but much better)

now it time to berserk, first you yell "its about time that shit hits the fan!!" trash every thing you see and you can kill you enemies.

Dear Dr. Dollface

How do I learn to play sax like John Coltrane?

With the most sincere adoration and passion,
Joseph

I you truly want to learn how to play sax then take sax lessons.  :-)

Passion comes when you love something so love you sax like no other.

(even i have idols)

Dear Dr Dollface,

How can I live as long as you?

I get that question often and its the only question that i cant answer.

Because i dont know why i look so young maybe its because i dont worry over things or that i find childlike delight in common things.

Please cure my one-track mind, Dr. Dollface!

Sense of humor is like your sexual preference, you cant change it.

Dear Dr. Dollface,

Good job, doggo.

Would you like to be my official board protogee?

It was sam, but in that case the student has kind of become the master.


im very flatered for you invite but i kill people.
so sadly i must refuse.  :oops:

Dr. Dollface,

Sometimes when I'm doing the good Lord's work with Sister Peaks I get so happy I make a silly face cause I know God is smiling upon our duties!

Love always,

Fuck Monk

Its good hear that you have sense of moral and duty so keep up you good work.  :-)

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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #41 on: 03 May 2009, 01:16 »

Dr. Dollface

Why am I talking to you?
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« Reply #42 on: 06 May 2009, 14:57 »

Dr. Dollface

Why am I talking to you?

That is simple my friend because OH FUCK TIGERS!!!

whew those were some normal ass tiger so your question was that why are you talking to me
hmm

keep your voice down because JC is looking at us and he is masturbating

Run please run to safety and i will stall them....



Clash action


JC: so you finally showed yourself after those TIGERS! huh

Dollface: im just dude with million moves

JC: talking time is over just die TIGERS!

now its just cool action all the way

Dollface: ...bha! *pant* you cant hurt me!

JC: oh yeah i got some posters for ya!
Jeans: Help me
Animal ghost: Fuck meeeee!


Dollface: okay you win just please let them go and i will lower my guns.

JC: HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH so you have morals after alll!

*letting hostages go*

JC: i always though that your skin was this smooth but now is time to change!

Dollface: FUCK YOU FORM!!!

JC: hu, ouch ouch ouch ocuh

*now Dollface is violatin his eyesockets*

Dollface: hardcore action all the way ladies *hump hump*

this part we can cut out

hours later

Dollface: dont you suck with me JC denton..... HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Re: Dr. dollface in the house
« Reply #43 on: 06 May 2009, 15:22 »

It's...I just...can't look away...

(Can I buy drugs off of you?)
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