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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #50 on: 26 Apr 2009, 00:45 »

 Aurostion is like... Rule 34 of the QC Forums.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #51 on: 26 Apr 2009, 05:21 »

Cartilage Head, you've been having some pretty good page breaks recently.

Just sayin'.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #52 on: 26 Apr 2009, 05:23 »

"I don't do anal."

Maybe you should become more sexually appealing.

Pretty good for jerking off though.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #53 on: 03 May 2009, 09:51 »

This is what real lucky undies look like.

FYI they are called "sacfree" so consider yourself warned that there is going to be some mannequin sack below.
















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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #54 on: 03 May 2009, 09:57 »

That mannequin sure has some wicked sack.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #55 on: 03 May 2009, 09:57 »

how is that lucky? I just see it as an invitation for a good ole' kick.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #56 on: 03 May 2009, 11:38 »

I think a good portion of my motivation to wear underwear is to keep my sack covered. It makes 'em feel safer, somehow. I would save the sack-exposing underwear for days I was feeling especially dangerous.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #57 on: 03 May 2009, 11:55 »

I have a pair of boxers that I lost my v-card in, and I have won many games of 'are you nervous' while wearing them, both before and since.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #58 on: 04 May 2009, 01:09 »

This is what real lucky undies look like.

FYI they are called "sacfree" so consider yourself warned that there is going to be some mannequin sack below.


Clearly the creator of the sacfree skivvies has never had a hernia.  

Conversely, I suppose, it could have been such an enormous hernia that the thought of restraining his giant swollen sack prompted the creation of this abomination.  At that point though, free-swinging pendulum rat nuts on a human scale and gravity do not make a good combination.   I am in pain at the thought.


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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #59 on: 04 May 2009, 01:21 »

Holy hell, Mannesac! I want to pose next to one of these things. Have them pose on my porch, sac out for all the world to see, to scare away visitors...
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #60 on: 05 May 2009, 19:25 »

Also, the thought of restraining spandex on the nuts augh
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #61 on: 05 May 2009, 19:35 »

It's definitely an area that I would not want to have decreased blood flow.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #62 on: 05 May 2009, 19:39 »

Admit it, those would make going to the bathroom real easy.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #63 on: 05 May 2009, 22:22 »

Even as a girl, I am bothered by several implications of that statement:

(1) Going to the bathroom in normal underwear is difficult.

(2) You'd rather push your junk out a tiny hole in the bottom of your underwear than pull those underwear down slightly.

(3) That's pretty much it.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #64 on: 05 May 2009, 22:31 »

Dudes are pretty lazy at peeing. I mean, we invented special toilets just so we could pee without aiming.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #65 on: 05 May 2009, 22:42 »

I just can't imagine that it'd be comfortable to have Spandex squeezin' your stuff as you're trying to pee.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #66 on: 05 May 2009, 23:04 »

I assume the reason for those underpants is to enable a gent to wear briefs, without overheating his testicles.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #67 on: 06 May 2009, 11:58 »

Elizzybeth takes my joke too seriously: more info at 11.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #68 on: 06 May 2009, 12:17 »

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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #69 on: 06 May 2009, 13:11 »

I have a pair of black boxers with Chinese lettering or Kanji (I don't know which) writing all over them.

That is my lucky underwear.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #70 on: 06 May 2009, 13:31 »

my lucky underwear is made from Polytetrafluoroethylene.
(no skidmarks)
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #71 on: 06 May 2009, 15:52 »

It being basically summer now, I've given up on underwear pretty much entirely.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #72 on: 06 May 2009, 18:02 »

I finally retired my lucky boxers. They were looking more than a little ragged, and I vowed that if I succeeded at the latest round of education I would finally put them to rest. They were red with blue hearts, and had about 7 holes by the time they got retired.
I attempted to replace them with some expensive bright red ones, but even after washing them they dyed the inside of my favorite jeans pink. Not a very lucky start.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #73 on: 06 May 2009, 18:29 »

My underwear isn't lucky but goddamn if they aren't happy
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #74 on: 06 May 2009, 18:42 »

I have a pair of black boxers with Chinese lettering or Kanji (I don't know which) writing all over them.

Post pictures so we can help translate.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #75 on: 07 May 2009, 14:53 »

I have a pair of black boxers with Chinese lettering or Kanji (I don't know which) writing all over them.

Post pictures so we can help translate.

I never actually got them translated.

OK Lemme make a note to get some pics tomorrow.

Now I am curious if they say something really horrible or something.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #76 on: 07 May 2009, 15:01 »

CAUTION: CONTENTS ARE EXTREMELY SMALL AND PRONE TO FRIENDLY FIRE
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #77 on: 07 May 2009, 16:11 »

Dudes are pretty lazy at peeing. I mean, we invented special toilets just so we could pee without aiming.

I thought they were just because it's easier to pee in them while drunk/otherwise intoxicated, which is why they are more common in public places.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #78 on: 07 May 2009, 21:34 »

I think they were invented to make men feel extremely awkward/tempted to look at each other's junk
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #79 on: 07 May 2009, 22:22 »

Pretty much anything ever made makes me feel awkward and tempted to look at other men's junk.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #80 on: 08 May 2009, 19:31 »

Whenever someone says that they have a boner or refers to their scrotal zones in any way my eyes immediately, unconsciously glue themselves to their crotch.

Discuss.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #81 on: 08 May 2009, 22:20 »

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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #82 on: 09 May 2009, 00:49 »

Desmond Morris discussed this in The Naked Ape.  Something about sizing up the competition, as I recall (it's thirty years since I read it).
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #83 on: 09 May 2009, 00:58 »

That's interesting.

I have a rather spineless, uninspired, and weak boss whom I am convinced is phobic about being exposed as being, well-- spineless, uninspired, and weak.

He has a terrible tendency to scratch, cup, and/or readjust his balls in public.  He also likes to sit at his desk with only one foot on his desk creating (if you're the guy sitting across from him) a rather hard to miss crotch shot.  Likewise, if you're sitting at your desk, he likes to come stand behind/beside you and put a leg up on anything (drawer, chair, trashcan) creating a situation where if you turn your head you will be face-to-face with his junk.   I've long thought that this habit is purposely designed to remind his audience that he is a man and has a penis.  Reinforcement of his status at the top of the pyramid even though he and I both know he's a bit of a fraud.

I'm not sure why your comment about sizing up the competition made me think of that vile habit of his, though I'm sure there is corollary there somewhere.  Rather than 'sizing up' he is trying to assert dominance by drawing attention to himself.

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #84 on: 09 May 2009, 17:46 »

Oh, yeah, man. My lucky boxers are awesome. They're plaid green and just rock.

I also just noticed that I wear a lot of plaid.
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Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
« Reply #85 on: 09 May 2009, 18:05 »

Dudes are pretty lazy at peeing. I mean, we invented special toilets just so we could pee without aiming.

I thought they were just because it's easier to pee in them while drunk/otherwise intoxicated, which is why they are more common in public places.

Yeah they use less water than full-flush toilets also the mechanism is a lot simpler.
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