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NeverQuiteGoth

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I may have had a revelation recently.
« on: 11 May 2009, 18:15 »
It came to me when I was contemplating why I haven't had sex in over a year. Over the years, things have happened in my life that have slowly ruled out one or another reason why I wasn't getting any, and as the possible external reasons dwindled to nothing, I made a horrific leap of logic.

I think I might be celibate.

Oh god how did this happen?!?!?!? I'm actually turning into a male Hannelore!!!! Help me this must be stopped!!!
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Yes, thank goodness we live in an enlightened society where we're horribly sexist to both men and woman in equal measure. >.<

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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #1 on: 11 May 2009, 18:16 »
you're not celibate

maybe you're just ugly
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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #2 on: 11 May 2009, 18:18 »
But seriously, no. Everyone goes through periods where they do not have sex with people. For some people it's a few days or weeks. For some people it's longer. Unless you're actively making decisions not to engage in sexual activity, you're just a normal person who hasn't had sex recently.
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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #3 on: 11 May 2009, 18:20 »
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making decisions not to engage in sexual activity,

That's what I'm freaking out about. I think my subconscious has been doing that without me knowing!!

i'm turning into a male Hanners. I am. Shoot me now.
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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #4 on: 11 May 2009, 18:26 »
Believe I would shoot you if I could.
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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #5 on: 11 May 2009, 18:30 »
Hannelore doesn't have sex because she is repulsed by the thought of it.  You just haven't had sex because you've neglected to try.  Perhaps you've been busy with other things that are more important to you at this juncture in your life.  It's two completely different scenarios.
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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #6 on: 11 May 2009, 18:44 »
There's a relationship thread and a sexual frustration thread.

Also, what's the big deal about being celibate? Or not having sex? Also, being celibate is a decision, not something you happen to be. As in you actually choose not to have sex. This doesn't sound like you made a decision to not have sex, this sounds like you just noticed you aren't getting any.
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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #7 on: 11 May 2009, 18:51 »
Aww, don't be down, Charlie Brown!

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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #8 on: 11 May 2009, 18:51 »
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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #9 on: 11 May 2009, 18:54 »

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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #10 on: 11 May 2009, 18:55 »
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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #11 on: 11 May 2009, 18:56 »
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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #12 on: 11 May 2009, 18:59 »
Now now, don't be closed minded.

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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #13 on: 11 May 2009, 19:16 »
I have not kissed a girl in months. Is my subconscious telling me I am gay?
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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #14 on: 11 May 2009, 19:25 »
I have not died recently.


I am an immortal.

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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #15 on: 11 May 2009, 20:30 »
I have not sodomized a baby since Fall 2006.

Shit I think I'm turning into a conservative.
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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #16 on: 11 May 2009, 21:44 »
I have no been wrapped in tinfoil lately, so I know I am not a baked potato.
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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #17 on: 11 May 2009, 22:06 »
This thread has made me seriously reevaluate my conception of the boarders here.
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Re: I may have had a revelation recently.
« Reply #18 on: 11 May 2009, 22:35 »
This revelation doesn't contain enough seven-headed beasts for my liking.
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