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GEODUCK
« on: 05 Jun 2009, 04:19 »

THE PENIS OF THE SEA!



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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #1 on: 05 Jun 2009, 04:29 »

we have a pointless thread for a reason
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #2 on: 05 Jun 2009, 04:32 »

The pointless thread cannot contain the majesty of the GEODUCK
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #3 on: 05 Jun 2009, 04:40 »

GEODUCK FINDS YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #4 on: 05 Jun 2009, 04:41 »

GEODUCK IS ALSO DISPLEASED AT YOUR ATTEMPTS TO ASCRIBE HIM INTENTIONALITY
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #5 on: 05 Jun 2009, 04:42 »

My favourite thing about the geoduck:

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The geoduck is the official mascot of The Evergreen State College, located at the southernmost tip of Puget Sound in Olympia, Washington. The school's Latin motto, Omnia Extares (or, "let it all hang out") is at least partially intended as a tongue-in-cheek reference to the creature's phallic appearance.
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #6 on: 05 Jun 2009, 04:42 »

GEODUCK HAS TROUBLE COMPREHENDING PARADOXES
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #7 on: 05 Jun 2009, 04:43 »

GEODUCK IS APPARENTLY PRONOUNCED "GOOEY DUCK"
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #8 on: 05 Jun 2009, 04:43 »

THAT'S PRETTY COOL
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #9 on: 05 Jun 2009, 04:57 »

GEODUCK WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT, PUNK.
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #10 on: 05 Jun 2009, 06:00 »

I dare say,that creature seems quite odd,i wonder what it may be.









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I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS FOR GEODUCK!!!!
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #11 on: 05 Jun 2009, 06:22 »

+ = ????
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #12 on: 05 Jun 2009, 11:52 »

My favourite thing about the geoduck:

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The geoduck is the official mascot of The Evergreen State College, located at the southernmost tip of Puget Sound in Olympia, Washington. The school's Latin motto, Omnia Extares (or, "let it all hang out") is at least partially intended as a tongue-in-cheek reference to the creature's phallic appearance.

for the record evergreen is full of hippies and hipsters
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #13 on: 05 Jun 2009, 14:44 »

I go there.  Graduating in a week.  Apparently the geoduck is our mascot because UC Santa Cruz beat us to the banana slug.
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #14 on: 05 Jun 2009, 15:05 »

No offense but your college really frightens me, couldn't stay for the full tour.  The 'geoduck' available at the information session looked more like just a regular duck anyway.  If you're going to let it 'all hang out,' then you have to sometimes let the merch look like a penis. 
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #15 on: 05 Jun 2009, 15:11 »

Is that a geoduck in your pocket or are you just happy sashimi?

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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #16 on: 05 Jun 2009, 16:17 »

9. These Estates - Omnia Extares. The title translates to "let it all hang out," and is it ever apropos. Fresh from a series of increasingly rough personal events, enigmatic frontman JC and his beardo guitar-nerd misfit crew retreated to a north Ontario cabin to record a raw, excruciatingly personal record.
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #17 on: 05 Jun 2009, 16:18 »

yeah it could work
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #18 on: 05 Jun 2009, 22:07 »

If it'll help in the creative process I'm willing to break your heart, Johnny.
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #19 on: 05 Jun 2009, 23:03 »

I'm willing to break a lot of things, or die trying.
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #20 on: 05 Jun 2009, 23:58 »

My favourite thing about the geoduck:

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The geoduck is the official mascot of The Evergreen State College, located at the southernmost tip of Puget Sound in Olympia, Washington. The school's Latin motto, Omnia Extares (or, "let it all hang out") is at least partially intended as a tongue-in-cheek reference to the creature's phallic appearance.

My high school english teacher was part of the class of Evergreen that voted on the Geoduck as a school mascot.
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #21 on: 10 Jun 2009, 20:59 »

THE GEODUCK IS DISPLEASED WITH YOUR DOUBLEPOSTING
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #22 on: 10 Jun 2009, 23:54 »

what is the GEODUCK's arche enemy?
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #23 on: 11 Jun 2009, 01:56 »

the anwer:  the catfish.
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #24 on: 11 Jun 2009, 08:29 »

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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #25 on: 11 Jun 2009, 08:32 »

.....new sexual fetish?
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #26 on: 11 Jun 2009, 08:38 »

Dude loses his keys and all of a sudden people are calling him a fetishist on forums he's never heard of.
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Re: GEODUCK
« Reply #27 on: 11 Jun 2009, 11:58 »

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