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Singers who don't look like their voice.
« on: 28 May 2009, 20:01 »

The assemblies at our school usually allow a student to sing the national anthem, and this past Wednesday we had a "Farewell Seniors!" ceremony.  The guy who sang the Star-Spangled Banner this time was a senior, and though he's generally one of the quieter, more nerd-cool guys, seeing him onstage made me think he was there as a joke or a dare, which would suit his sense of humor.

He sang the redneck-pride out of that song, and the shock-and-awe of the crowd made it difficult for him to even sing, since we were cheering so loudly.

I was wondering, though, where else does this Susan Boyle phenomenon exist?  And I welcome similar stories to mine, even if the person isn't famous or even searchable on the internet.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #1 on: 28 May 2009, 20:09 »

I don't like American Idol or anything like it, but the same time I saw Susan Boyle, I was shown a video of a ten-year-old little girl singing AMAZINGLY.  I think her name was Hollie Steel.  Check it out on YouTube.  Totally unexpected.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #2 on: 28 May 2009, 20:37 »

I always thought Aaron Neville didn't sound like you'd expect if you met him on the street.



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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #3 on: 28 May 2009, 20:42 »

I'm gonna go ahead and say Chris Cornell.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #4 on: 28 May 2009, 23:12 »

Bill Medley of the Righteous Brothers. He's also the guy who sings in "Time Of My Life" from Dirty Dancing. I expected that voice to be not from a white dude.

The dude from Built To Spill also looks like his voice would sound a bit less nasal than it does, but I guess not all people who look like lumberjacks have got voices that can thunder down a mountain.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #5 on: 28 May 2009, 23:57 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-8nkkOA_AM

Mat Weddle is apparently this man's name. He does an amazing acoustic cover of that song Hey Ya, but after hearing it a few times on friends' iTunes, seeing the video made me do a double take. You can't hear the beard at all.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #6 on: 29 May 2009, 01:21 »

Kimya Dawson.
I'll leave it at that.

Oh, god.  I've never heard a ten-year-old boy sing about porcupines and dead civilians, and now I'll never have to.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #7 on: 29 May 2009, 02:29 »

Gösta Sundqvist
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #8 on: 29 May 2009, 02:32 »

Rick Astley.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #9 on: 29 May 2009, 05:14 »

More a rapper than a singer but Lyrics Born.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #10 on: 29 May 2009, 07:44 »

I was a lot happier before I knew The Beegees were white dudes.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #11 on: 29 May 2009, 11:38 »

seconding Kimya Dawson and The Beegees and also throwing out Dan Auerbach (from The Black Keys) because he sounds like an old, black, blues man but he is actually a twenty-something white boy.


also, Tobacco.  :wink:
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #12 on: 29 May 2009, 11:44 »

Me and my sister always thought the lead singer from fallout bot looked like a trucker boy. He just didn't look like the thin emo type.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #13 on: 29 May 2009, 11:48 »

Sam Bean, because he sounds like pure happiness and looks like my friend who murders Mexicans
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #14 on: 29 May 2009, 12:00 »

Do you mean Sam Beam of A.K.A. Iron & Wine?  I think he sounds about right.  He looks a lot like Jesus.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #15 on: 29 May 2009, 12:03 »

Yes, that one. I was just a little surprised to see beard.

And he looks a lot like my friend, who listens to terrible music (See: Motley Crue, Poison, AC/DC) so I sort of connect the two in my head.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #16 on: 29 May 2009, 12:31 »

Greg Pritchard.

(I still do not think that is his voice)
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #17 on: 29 May 2009, 13:59 »

Tay Zonday!
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #18 on: 29 May 2009, 14:53 »

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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #19 on: 29 May 2009, 14:55 »

But really guys, Chris Cornell

Also Janis Joplin.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #20 on: 29 May 2009, 15:19 »

The original tenor dude from the Statler Brothers. Jimmy Fortune, on the other hand, sounds like the little bitch that he is.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #21 on: 29 May 2009, 17:09 »

The first time I saw the Doves live, I thought Jimi Goodwin's appearance didn't match with his voice
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #22 on: 29 May 2009, 17:59 »

Now that I think about it, the first time I'd heard Glosoli, I thought Jónsi would look like an attractive Amy Lee.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #23 on: 29 May 2009, 18:02 »

Alexander Nestor sounds like a middle aged caucasian.
I was proven wrong soon after seeing this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsCXZczTQXo
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #24 on: 29 May 2009, 18:07 »

Dan Auerbach (from The Black Keys) because he sounds like an old, black, blues man but he is actually a twenty-something white boy.

Seconded! Every time I've seen them, he introduces the band right after the first song and the ENTIRE AUDIENCE double-takes. Last show I saw, the guy in front of me turned to his friend and said "Holy shit they're from Ohio".
My Dad just about lost it.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #25 on: 29 May 2009, 21:21 »

Also Janis Joplin.

This confuses me. What were you expecting her to sound like?
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #26 on: 30 May 2009, 01:00 »

Jason Lytle (of Grandaddy). Did not expect him to be a bearded trucker.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #27 on: 30 May 2009, 02:16 »

More a rapper than a singer but Lyrics Born.

On a sort of similar note; Calvin Johnson.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #28 on: 30 May 2009, 02:36 »

I never bothered to look at pictures of John Darnielle ( / Mountain Goats) until I saw him live, and it kind of broke my mind for a while.

I agree on Iron & Wine, he looks really unexpected to me for some reason.  And I never bothered to see what Jason Lytle looked like until he was mentioned in this thread but, - wow.  What?
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #30 on: 30 May 2009, 08:14 »

Also Janis Joplin.
This confuses me. What were you expecting her to sound like?



It's less about what I expect her to sound like, and more what I expect her to look like based on her voice. The first time I heard Janis I thought "black female blues/soul screamer," and she looks like a folk/country white girl.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #31 on: 30 May 2009, 08:24 »

Joanna Newsom is too tall to be a pixie.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #32 on: 30 May 2009, 08:57 »




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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #33 on: 30 May 2009, 09:00 »

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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #34 on: 30 May 2009, 11:30 »

I have to agree. I expected Antony to be something else.

William Elliot Whitmore doesn't really sound his age. Not sure if that counts.

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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #35 on: 30 May 2009, 12:15 »

But really guys, Chris Cornell

Also Janis Joplin.


Rush Limbaugh has said things that I disagree with less than this. You are a mad man.


Also, I saw a terrible Coheed and Cambria video once and I think that Claudio Sanchez dude wins.
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« Reply #36 on: 30 May 2009, 12:20 »


He's a Jewish dude who raps! How was I supposed to predict that.
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« Reply #37 on: 30 May 2009, 13:25 »

Also, I saw a terrible Coheed and Cambria video once and I think that Claudio Sanchez dude wins.
Seconded, I remember first hearing Coheed and Cambria from a friend, then I saw that music video and was shocked. I always thought that voice came from a skinny little white dude, not some heavy set hispanic guy. It kind of blew my mind for a little bit.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #38 on: 30 May 2009, 17:58 »

For years, I thought the singer in Coheed and Cambria was a chick. I even saw the music video, I figured they had actors lip syncing to the song.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #39 on: 30 May 2009, 20:10 »

On a completely opposite note, has any musician ever looked more appropriate for what he does than the Reverend Horton Heat?
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« Reply #40 on: 30 May 2009, 20:23 »

Also, "Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?" is basically the best song live. Frankly, I have no idea why I don't own a Gretsch.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #41 on: 31 May 2009, 08:31 »

Cam Pipes from 3 Inches of Blood. He's the one with the really high pitched voice.

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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #42 on: 31 May 2009, 09:04 »

Thom Yorke doesn't sound like his voice to me.
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« Reply #43 on: 31 May 2009, 11:01 »

That's strange. Nobody has been a better visage of their vocals than Tom -- other than, maybe, Thurston Moore.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #44 on: 31 May 2009, 12:25 »

H.R. REALLY doesn't sound like his voice to me, but that might have more to do with the fact that Jamaicans aren't usually frontmen of hardcore groups than anything.
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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #46 on: 01 Jun 2009, 07:01 »

I'm going to nominate Micah P. Hinson.

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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #48 on: 14 Jun 2009, 14:30 »




You`d never expect that Rob Halford is able to sing the high pitch tunes like he does as Frontman of Judas Priest.

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Re: Singers who don't look like their voice.
« Reply #49 on: 14 Jun 2009, 20:06 »


He's a Jewish dude who raps! How was I supposed to predict that.
I didn't have to worry about that one, the first time I heard him was in his music video for "Youth".

I'ma go with John K. Samson. I'd expect him to look as skinny as me.

EDIT:: Also, people need to learn the difference between Reggae/Dancehall artists and rappers.
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