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cutest pet?
« on: 03 Jun 2009, 14:29 »

what do you think is the cutest baby animal? stupidest thread or /thread? by the way me and a girl in my class started debating between puppies and kittens. she got violent.
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #1 on: 03 Jun 2009, 14:53 »

I present Exihbit A:



And B:




(If you can believe it, he was up to 100lbs within a year from the date of those pictures)
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« Reply #2 on: 03 Jun 2009, 14:57 »

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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #3 on: 03 Jun 2009, 15:07 »

Hard to beat that.

Kittens are cute!  But I don't have any pictures of them to hand, so here is how cute my Polly used to be...






I just remembered a kitten picture from my childhood pix that you haven't seen:



Parrots are definitely not  cute, especially if half bald:

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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #4 on: 03 Jun 2009, 15:17 »

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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #5 on: 03 Jun 2009, 15:28 »

Hahaha oh god, my vote goes to kittens.

Also I am so sad my cat was the only one in the litter. He had no buddies to play with, poor thing!
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #6 on: 03 Jun 2009, 15:37 »

Relax, you don't really need your toes anyway, do you?
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #7 on: 03 Jun 2009, 16:09 »



how can you resist that?
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #8 on: 03 Jun 2009, 16:25 »

I've got to go with Nobo on this one.

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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #9 on: 03 Jun 2009, 16:26 »

Bunnies get my vote, too.  I had one almost that cute:


Adorable, but jesus could she fight, Watership Down-style.
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #10 on: 03 Jun 2009, 17:26 »

But...but...but.... THEY'RE ALL CUTE. THIS ISN'T FAIR. GAAAAAAAAAAAAH, CUTE OVERLOAD!
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #11 on: 03 Jun 2009, 17:40 »

whats really unfair is when you start doubling up the cute. For example, here is a kitty with a not-yet-mentioned contender, duckling

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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #12 on: 03 Jun 2009, 17:53 »

yeah, ducklings are super cute.



then again....




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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #13 on: 03 Jun 2009, 18:16 »

bunnies!


Kitties!


Together!

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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #14 on: 03 Jun 2009, 18:30 »

It's kittens.  No contest.

On a related note: Kittens!  Inspired by: Kittens!
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #15 on: 03 Jun 2009, 20:32 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdQj2ohqCBk

'nough said.


Even though not much beats a black lab puppy...
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #16 on: 03 Jun 2009, 21:16 »

And maybe the first puppy Dire Bacterium posted.

oh my goodness that thing is fucking cute
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #17 on: 03 Jun 2009, 21:17 »

There was someone else on here with an incredibly cute puppy. I don't remember who, though.
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #18 on: 03 Jun 2009, 21:24 »

I vote puppies, but only because I am incredibly biased.
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #19 on: 03 Jun 2009, 21:24 »

Kittens are played out. Furthermore, they're just small cats. Cats are cute, but they're also boring.

Here's some shitty pictures of my sister's corgi.

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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #20 on: 03 Jun 2009, 21:32 »

In the name of 4chan I declare Caturweek!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmkyvhDJRSE&feature=related
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #21 on: 03 Jun 2009, 21:40 »

Man, constantly mentioning 4chan isn't helping my opinion of you much.
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #22 on: 04 Jun 2009, 04:59 »

Oh god this thread has made my crappy morning not so crappy.  Keep the cute coming!!
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #23 on: 04 Jun 2009, 05:32 »

I would like to have this baby squirrel


and this happy baby otter
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #24 on: 04 Jun 2009, 05:49 »

why would you even need to argue about cute animals, without even having to resort to babies there is a clear winner

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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #25 on: 04 Jun 2009, 09:23 »

you win

actually i kinda thought it was a firefox.
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #26 on: 04 Jun 2009, 09:29 »



Star nosed mole is a cutey.
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« Reply #27 on: 04 Jun 2009, 09:32 »

AHH, no!

Oddly, I was talking about moles to my girlfriend last night.  I said they were cute, looked them up on GIS and decided to take back what I had said.

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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #28 on: 04 Jun 2009, 10:03 »

and this happy baby otter
(cute otter picture)

In slightly related news, did you know that when otters have sex, the male has to bite the female by the nose to keep her in place, because otherwise they're too slippery and it wouldn't work?  So if you ever see an otter with a bloody nose, it just means things've been getting hot down under the sea.
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #29 on: 04 Jun 2009, 10:06 »

It's all too cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
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« Reply #30 on: 04 Jun 2009, 15:03 »

At first she was all 'awh i'm so little'






Now she's just all 'sup baybee, whuts happening wiv joo?'

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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #31 on: 04 Jun 2009, 15:18 »

Man, constantly mentioning 4chan isn't helping my opinion of you much.

hey, it's not like I'm in an all out trolling run, then there'd be at least 20 sockpuppets and more shock images than you can shake a delete key at
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« Reply #32 on: 04 Jun 2009, 15:25 »



I still say it's kittens.
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« Reply #33 on: 04 Jun 2009, 16:00 »

How about these?

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« Reply #34 on: 04 Jun 2009, 16:27 »

cats, I own one, but unfortunately she's at my mom's, so I don't see her too often.  Some pictures I think are cute anyway



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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #35 on: 04 Jun 2009, 16:30 »

My vote is puppies, and I present my case:

Exhibit A, Fig. 1:
 
Fig. 2:


This specimen has since evolved into Exhibit B:

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« Reply #36 on: 04 Jun 2009, 16:34 »

After doing further research, my vote goes to baby pig




and the ever so tasty, adult pig

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« Reply #37 on: 04 Jun 2009, 21:10 »

Nobo, you have no idea how cute a baby pig really is until you see one when it is just born. Then you realize how much more cute it is. Ew, they're so awful when they are first born.

Also, puppies:




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« Reply #38 on: 04 Jun 2009, 22:51 »

Ew, they're so awful when they are first born.

Everything is awful immediately after birth. Amniotic fluids and shit, y'dig?
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #39 on: 05 Jun 2009, 01:50 »

Not every animal. Placental mammals, and some vertebrates that come from eggs.

But then this whole thread, in fact all "cute animal" threads, are shamefully vertebrate-centric. D'you all wanna know what's also cute? Baby preying mantids, they're cute. G.I.S. them if you don't believe me.
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« Reply #40 on: 05 Jun 2009, 03:23 »

actually i kinda thought it was a firefox.

It is.
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« Reply #41 on: 05 Jun 2009, 03:53 »

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« Reply #42 on: 05 Jun 2009, 04:12 »

Because clearly it was important. Apparently someone did a study to discover that primates such as chimps, bonobos and gorillas enjoy a good tickle. Why that is important I have no idea but I do know that apparently handlers would tickle the baby primates until the baby either didn't want to play anymore or until the handler got too tired. Apparently in many cases it was the latter.

Also, because Harry raises a good point,

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« Reply #43 on: 05 Jun 2009, 04:20 »

Aww, look at the cute little boo! I can just imagine it swimming around in the sea, "thlop thlop thlop" it'd go, happily swimming, then it sees something scary and jets away, "thlop thlop thlop SWEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #45 on: 05 Jun 2009, 08:41 »

Puppies get my vote.







(The black and white one is my Cassandra at one month old. She's now a little over two years.)
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #46 on: 05 Jun 2009, 08:45 »

Puppies are the cutest.  I mean, kittens are pretty darn cute, but come on... puppies.

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« Reply #47 on: 05 Jun 2009, 08:50 »



Puppies, seriously people.
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Re: cutest pet?
« Reply #48 on: 05 Jun 2009, 09:22 »

Now why on earth did anyone investigate that?

I don't know but I am honestly glad they did. No one else finds that interesting?

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« Reply #49 on: 05 Jun 2009, 10:12 »



Labrador puppies! <3
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