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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #100 on: 15 Jun 2009, 21:18 »

Everyone needs to go to http://www.last.fm/music/Attack+Attack%21 and tag them as crabcore, crabs, crabby, etc.
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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #101 on: 15 Jun 2009, 21:25 »

this video is retarded

For future reference, we'd prefer it if you didn't use "retarded" as an insult around here. Thankyou!
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« Reply #102 on: 15 Jun 2009, 21:29 »

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In 2009 for Fearless Records' eighth Punk Goes... album, Punk Goes Pop 2, Attack Attack! covered Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl".

Whiskey.
Tango.
Foxtrot.

Edit: for anybody who dares... it's on
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I think the label "punk" had its final nail put in. Though, I'm glad to see they've evolved as a band to move beyond the confining "rock" genre (i.e. lost the drop d guitars) in favor for a more techno sound.

Is this crabcore?
or this?
Is this girl like in all the screamo videos?
Oh god, a "Toxic" cover.
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« Reply #103 on: 15 Jun 2009, 21:43 »

This band has an EP entitled "Crabcore"! We should start a catalog.

EDIT: Oh, yeh: I just sent a preliminary definition of Crabcore to Urban Dictionary. Feel free to edit once it's approved. 'Cos we all know it will be.
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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #104 on: 15 Jun 2009, 22:09 »

@Inlander- My bad.  I edited it.
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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #105 on: 15 Jun 2009, 22:12 »

It is everyone's job on this forum to ensure that "crabcore" remains a part of the wiki entry.

I did my part earlier today by crediting "Autotune" as the "clean vocals" singer.
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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #106 on: 16 Jun 2009, 02:13 »

They've noticed all the "crab" remarks, but not the Autotune. I say that's a win.

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Also, I've been tagging them on Last.FM as crabcore for hours, but they seem to have blocked that tag.

And Inlander, how about "Musical intellectually retarded"?
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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #107 on: 16 Jun 2009, 04:24 »

Doesn't last.fm take quite a while to update the tag stuff?  Seems to be really laggy compared to the other bits of the site.  Not sure why... *shrug*  See what happens in a day or two...
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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #108 on: 16 Jun 2009, 04:32 »

This is the best video ever. I should add that while I don't often see eye to eye with the QC board, you guys (particularly Tommy) are really good at finding terrible music for me to laugh at. I love you guys <333333333333333
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« Reply #109 on: 16 Jun 2009, 04:44 »

damn, the songs on their myspace have other a million plays each. And I doubt more then half of them have been ironic.
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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #110 on: 16 Jun 2009, 05:13 »

Tags updated for Attack Attack!

Tagged as pop, lobster, crab, crabcore, crabby, crabtastic, crabalicious, crab battle, crabdance, all crabbed up to hell, crab as fuck, lets crab this joint, lets get the crab started, crabgasm, invasion of the mutant space crabs of doom, many bothans died to bring us this crabbination, unleash the crabs, ace of crabs, post-crabcore, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-crabman, let the crab commence, shellfish, half man half crab, a farewell to crabs, i say we take off and nuke the crabs from orbit, crab crab crab crab, getting motherfucking tired of these motherfucking crabs on this motherfucking plane,
crabbity, crabbity crabbity, craaaaaaab

Last.fm doesn't block tags. That would be antithetical to their entire method of operation. They do take a while (up to a week) to get on to the clouds though. Also, iirc, there is an algorithm that compares tag clouds with those of similiar artists and then weights similiar tags higher than outliers. So, for example 'screamo' will be worth more than 'crab dance' because quite a lot of the similiar bands to Attack Attack! will also have the screamo tag.

What we need to do is to tag all the similiar artists as well.
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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #111 on: 16 Jun 2009, 06:57 »

Guys!






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« Reply #112 on: 16 Jun 2009, 07:04 »

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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #113 on: 16 Jun 2009, 07:19 »

Hmm...their Wiki is "semi-protected" now...

THEY'RE ON TO US, PEOPLE!
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« Reply #114 on: 16 Jun 2009, 07:26 »

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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #115 on: 16 Jun 2009, 08:25 »

Tags updated for Attack Attack!

Tagged as terrible music, crabs, crabcore, crabby, crabwalk, shellfish, crabbity, going to town on some crabs, i took a crab to reno just to watch it walk, the case of the walking crab, panzer division crab, crabbutt, selfish shellfish, crabwalk this way crabtalk this way, twin attacks: crab walk with me, take the biscuit, sideways rock, i kissed a crab and i hated it
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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #116 on: 16 Jun 2009, 09:14 »

CRABWALK WITH ME IN HELL
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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #117 on: 16 Jun 2009, 09:37 »

Why have some of these made it in, but none of our crab tags!?!

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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #118 on: 16 Jun 2009, 10:25 »

In honor of this topic, I decided to do a quick little comic.  I thought about it, and was like, "Hey!  I have a recurring character in my comic that IS a crab."  And thus... here it is.  Not particularly hilarious, but certainly relevant.

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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #119 on: 16 Jun 2009, 12:02 »

Topical humor. I did not LOL, but a brief smirk escaped my lips, so you still recieve a +1 from me.
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« Reply #120 on: 16 Jun 2009, 14:14 »

Why have some of these made it in, but none of our crab tags!?!
Last.fm doesn't block tags. That would be antithetical to their entire method of operation. They do take a while (up to a week) to get on to the clouds though. Also, iirc, there is an algorithm that compares tag clouds with those of similiar artists and then weights similiar tags higher than outliers. So, for example 'screamo' will be worth more than 'crab dance' because quite a lot of the similiar bands to Attack Attack! will also have the screamo tag.

What we need to do is to tag all the similiar artists as well.
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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #121 on: 16 Jun 2009, 15:15 »

Last.fm yelled at me for "Abusing the wiki" but it remains unchanged, and still reads:

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(NOTE: This is the page for the Columbus, Ohio USA crabcore band, but the name is very similar to two other groups. For the South Wales UK pop-punk band, the correct tag is Attack! Attack!. For the Australian DJ group, the correct tag is Attack Attack!)

Attack Attack! is a six-piece crabcore band from Columbus, Ohio. Attack Attack! consists of Nick Barham (Vocals), Johnny Franck (Vocals/Guitar/Crabwalk), Andrew Whiting (Guitar/Crabwalk), John Holgado (Bass/Crabwalk), Caleb Shomo (Synth/Keys), and Andrew Wetzel (Drums). They are crabbily signed to Rise Records.

Halfway through a crabtour supporting Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Attack Attack! kicked out vocalist Austin Carlile, Austin has since been replaced by crabcore enthusiast Nick Barham, former screamer of For All We Know.

Also, the Urban Dictionary post is up!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crabcore
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« Reply #122 on: 16 Jun 2009, 22:05 »

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« Reply #123 on: 16 Jun 2009, 22:08 »




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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #124 on: 16 Jun 2009, 22:22 »

That's amazing Johnny.

The Wikipedia still says Autotune.
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« Reply #125 on: 17 Jun 2009, 08:09 »

Because of you, Johnny, I had nightmares last night consisting of flat-ironed, side scrolling, crab walkers.

I hope you're happy.
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« Reply #126 on: 17 Jun 2009, 09:54 »


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« Reply #127 on: 17 Jun 2009, 19:35 »

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« Reply #128 on: 17 Jun 2009, 19:41 »

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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #129 on: 17 Jun 2009, 20:10 »

Her parents must be so proud.
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« Reply #130 on: 17 Jun 2009, 21:03 »

I think she's post-crabpop.
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« Reply #131 on: 17 Jun 2009, 21:04 »

What I learned from this video:

The best way to please a woman is to buff her ass.
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« Reply #132 on: 17 Jun 2009, 21:07 »

That's fucking awesome.
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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #133 on: 17 Jun 2009, 21:09 »

Why am I watching this? Also, why am I waiting for the uncensored version to load?


I am a terrible, terrible person. Also, her voice is really grating.
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« Reply #134 on: 17 Jun 2009, 21:11 »

I think she's post-crabpop.

No, I'm betting the crabs are still there.
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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #135 on: 17 Jun 2009, 21:32 »

it's true her dress is so short you can see them
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« Reply #136 on: 17 Jun 2009, 21:43 »

The funniest part of the Attack Attack video was at about 20 seconds, when they start doing doom metal tremolo picking while in a sunny midwest farm setting. After that, I just started hating myself for watching it.

Does anyone know what the story behind all of the dead snow advertising was in the "My Ass" video?
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Re: Please Evaluate This Video
« Reply #137 on: 17 Jun 2009, 21:49 »

Did I find a worse music video?

 :|  I'm gonna actually have to say "yes."  Yes, you did find a worse music video.  OMFG I don't even know what to do with that.  Except maybe let a revolver say "Blam" to my temple.
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« Reply #138 on: 17 Jun 2009, 21:50 »

The funniest part of the Attack Attack video was at about 20 seconds, when they start doing doom metal tremolo picking while in a sunny midwest farm setting. After that, I just started hating myself for watching it.

Does anyone know what the story behind all of the dead snow advertising was in the "My Ass" video?

I think some mysteries are better left mysteries.
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« Reply #139 on: 17 Jun 2009, 22:02 »

Apparently it is a viral video made to draw attention to the film Dead Snow.

It worked. We've now all heard of that film.
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« Reply #140 on: 17 Jun 2009, 22:02 »

I'm wondering because I want to see dead snow, but if she is in it, I don't think I will, much less if her "music" is in it.

Ah, that makes sense Tommy.
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« Reply #141 on: 17 Jun 2009, 23:14 »

Oh man, that is genius.
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« Reply #142 on: 17 Jun 2009, 23:31 »

Actual Dead Snow trailer

Holy shit this is fucking great
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« Reply #143 on: 18 Jun 2009, 00:02 »

Yep. Nazi zombies. The two things you can't feel guilty about killing/watching being killed, in one package. I wonder when it is coming out in the US.
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« Reply #144 on: 18 Jun 2009, 00:04 »

I don't know, but I have to say, it looks pretty promising.  I'll see it for sure.
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« Reply #146 on: 19 Jun 2009, 09:43 »

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« Reply #147 on: 19 Jun 2009, 09:48 »

Their last.fm tags have been updated to include crabcore and krabcore!
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« Reply #148 on: 19 Jun 2009, 12:23 »

Awesome.
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« Reply #149 on: 19 Jun 2009, 14:41 »

All right, everybody keep an eye on http://www.youtube.com/CrabCoreFan

I'm working on the I Kissed A Girl/Stick Stickly overlay I was talking about earlier. If anybody has additional fun the want to have with this account, PM me and I'll send you the password.  :evil:

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