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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #50 on: 21 Jun 2009, 16:01 »

Both at once, however they see fit.
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #51 on: 21 Jun 2009, 17:11 »

One at a time or a gangbang? Be clear about the raping.

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Considering I have not spent my life stretching certain orifices, I'm gonna have to go with two 10-inchers, as I could take them in different holes. I'm pretty sure forcing a 20-inch anywhere would do permanent damage?

Would you rather be able to view the entire internet at less-than-56k speeds, or only be able to pick 5 pages for the rest of your life that would load instantly? (Maybe make that 10 if that's too ridiculous...)
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I still prefer to think of rugby in a more friendly way: Everyone tries to hug the guy with the ball. The team with the most hugs at the end of the game wins. Extra points for group hugs.

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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #52 on: 21 Jun 2009, 18:43 »

Definitely the second one, I don't venture out my usual internet haunts that much.

Boxers or Briefs, give your reasons.
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #53 on: 22 Jun 2009, 10:29 »

can i answer the question even though i am a lady?
i wear briefs because i hate almost every other form of lady underwear, and i guess i like briefs better than boxers on dudes too. boxers may be more comfortable but briefs do wonderful things to butts everywhere.

would you rather be caught having sex with a horse and have it make newspaper headlines all over the town you live in, or be sexually assaulted by a horse in privacy and be able to choose whether or not to let anyone know about it?
oh my god this is a terrible question i really need to work on making posts that aren't about sex with horses
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #54 on: 22 Jun 2009, 10:40 »

I would fuck the shit out of that horse and let everybody know what's what.
I'd release it as a sex tape called Brokeback Mountain 2.


Would you rather be responsible for the deaths of 100 orphans or 1000 puppies?
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #55 on: 22 Jun 2009, 10:56 »

The puppies. Fuck off, PETA.


Would you rather have a sword thrust through your stomach or through your chest (right side)?
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #56 on: 22 Jun 2009, 15:27 »

Stomach. Seems like it would hurt less.

Would you rather hurt someone to keep from being hurt, or hurt yourself to spare someone else pain?
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #57 on: 23 Jun 2009, 18:33 »

Ehhh, I'd hurt myself.

Would you rather be a vegetarian or a carnivore?
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #58 on: 23 Jun 2009, 21:02 »

Carnivore. Try harder.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life having your mother buy your clothing, with no input from you, or your significant other?






edit: I mean, or have your SO buy your clothing, same condition. Yeah...
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #59 on: 23 Jun 2009, 22:13 »

Significant Other. Actually, her clothes make me look skinnier.

Would you rather be able to talk but you can't hear others talk, or hear others talk but you can't reply?
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #60 on: 24 Jun 2009, 00:25 »

Carnivore. Try harder.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life having your mother buy your clothing, with no input from you, or your significant other?






edit: I mean, or have your SO buy your clothing, same condition. Yeah...
No question, my SO. The only problem would be squeezing into the impossibly tight jeans she'd buy.
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #61 on: 24 Jun 2009, 09:05 »

Would you rather be able to talk but you can't hear others talk, or hear others talk but you can't reply?

ASL is not verbal, so I don't have to count that, right.
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #62 on: 24 Jun 2009, 09:11 »

ASL doesn't count.
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #63 on: 24 Jun 2009, 09:32 »

Ok I would pick the hear others one, because I am creative enough to make up my own means of speech-less communication and also already know sign language anyway, so woo. My linguistics studies might be a little bit interrupted, though, because I couldn't learn the native sounds as well anymore (you have to make them properly to really understand them).

Also I would probably learn shorthand, just because. Maybe I should do that anyway.


Ok here is a question: Would you rather have uni classes (or some other equivalent obligation) 4 days per week, with the amount of outside work [at home] averaging around 5 to 6 hours per night, and have work for 10-12 hours per day the other three days, so basically absolutely no free time or social life to speak of; OR have the same uni schedule with the same workload but not have the job and thus have no income?

Student loans is not an acceptable answer.
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #64 on: 24 Jun 2009, 09:58 »

I'd not work, and sell drugs for income.  If I couldn't do that, though, I'd probably work.  Income is important.

If you broke up with your SO and they started dating your sibling, would you rather it be an older or younger sibling?
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #65 on: 24 Jun 2009, 15:58 »

I would fuck the shit out of that horse and let everybody know what's what.
I'd release it as a sex tape called Brokeback Mountain 2.
This. A similar question surfaced around my high school; someone asked me and the other jokers/wastemen what we would do if we were in jail and a burly man came up to us and said we either had to give, or take.

Everyone said give. One said he'd turn him backways and give him the @#$% of his life.
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #66 on: 26 Jun 2009, 18:53 »

I'd not work, and sell drugs for income.  If I couldn't do that, though, I'd probably work.  Income is important.

If you broke up with your SO and they started dating your sibling, would you rather it be an older or younger sibling?

By default, the younger sibling. (I'm the youngest).

Would you rather only be able to drink your favourite drink or never the drink the same drink? (And by never, I really mean, never)
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #67 on: 26 Jun 2009, 19:01 »

The latter portion of your question confuses me.
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #68 on: 26 Jun 2009, 21:01 »

Explanation: By never drink the same drink, I mean that everytime you wanted to drink something it would always be different. You can never drink the same drink twice.
So the choice is: A) Always drink the same beverage. B) The beverage you're drinking will always be different. Which means that at one time, you won't be able to drink the things you like.
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #69 on: 28 Jun 2009, 10:28 »

I would much rather drink the same beverage over and over. Most likely, it would be milk.
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #70 on: 01 Jul 2009, 02:47 »

Would you rather have an unshavable, but magnificent mustache, or be forever hairless?
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #71 on: 01 Jul 2009, 03:20 »

Hairless if you talk only about facial and body hair.

(this only works if you are straight)  Would you rather have sexual relationship with a man who used to be a woman or a woman who used to be a man.
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #72 on: 01 Jul 2009, 14:38 »

Probably a woman who used to be a man? I'm not really clear on how the anatomy works in all situations there.

Kinda similar. Would you rather learn that your Significant Other had left you for a heterosexual partner or a homosexual one? (Or, if you're already homosexual... yeah you get the idea.)
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #73 on: 01 Jul 2009, 23:03 »

It wouldn't make much difference to me. But I guess my ego would take less of beating if my SO left me for a homosexual partner. Just a "oh, that's what you prefer? I understand, guys are awesome. Enjoy!"

Would you rather have sex in a library or on top of a muon detector?
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #74 on: 02 Jul 2009, 01:07 »

Just a "oh, that's what you prefer? I understand, guys are awesome. Enjoy!"

That way you'd also know what they have that you don't.
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #75 on: 02 Jul 2009, 02:32 »

Library, as that seems to be where everyone is predicting for me anyway.

Would you rather live on your knees or die on your feet?
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Re: Would You Rather...?
« Reply #76 on: 02 Jul 2009, 18:23 »

Die on my feet.

Would you rather have sex with a stranger and get an uncurable STD or get them pregnant (or get pregnant)? If you get them pregnant (or get pregnant), you have to take care of the baby and stay with the stranger until the child is grown and able to buy a house of his/her own.
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