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Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« on: 25 Jun 2009, 15:40 »

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« Reply #1 on: 25 Jun 2009, 15:41 »

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« Reply #2 on: 25 Jun 2009, 15:41 »

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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #3 on: 25 Jun 2009, 15:43 »

He's been dead for a long time.
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #4 on: 25 Jun 2009, 15:45 »

fuuuuu--

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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #5 on: 25 Jun 2009, 15:46 »

I hate it when famous people that much younger than me die.  It makes me feel insecure.
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #6 on: 25 Jun 2009, 15:52 »

Farrah Fawcett died today, too.

Not a good day to be famous.
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #7 on: 25 Jun 2009, 15:54 »

how long before an alleged victim of his abuse comes out with a tell-all book?
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« Reply #8 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:08 »

Guys, honestly, he was gone too soon and even though I know it's human nature, please keep the joking about it to a minimum because it's really, really bad.
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #9 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:10 »

Guys, can we really avoid making jokes about his death at least for a while. Please.

Also can we please try and remember all the really great things he's done musically and charity wise, instead of an accusation that was never proven in the end(no debates about this please, he could have done it, he could have not)
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #10 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:11 »

Guys, honestly, he was gone too soon and even though I know it's human nature, please keep the joking about it to a minimum because it's really, really bad.

Really, really bad!
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #11 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:11 »

 It is pretty sad. I also feel bad that his legacy is for allegedly molesting children, which is unfair to him seeing as how there was no solid proof that he molested any children. However, there is plenty of proof of him helping needy families and their children the world over. He will be missed.
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #12 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:12 »

Guys, honestly, he was gone too soon and even though I know it's human nature, please keep the joking about it to a minimum because it's really, really bad.

Really, really bad!
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #13 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:13 »

Hey how about that election in Iran that CNN isn't covering anymore!

Also he's #3: McMahon, Fawcett, Jackson.
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #14 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:14 »

Not much else to say, other than  :-(
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #15 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:15 »

He made a lot of songs. I enjoyed several of them.
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« Reply #16 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:22 »

Bad, so bad.

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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #17 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:27 »

The way you post in this thread will scaffold the way people post in the relative thread about you.  Birthday threads for forumites may be out, but consider the alternative.
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #18 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:30 »

And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again,

Who's bad?
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« Reply #19 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:31 »

And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again,

Who's bad?


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« Reply #20 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:33 »

Really really bad!
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #21 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:35 »

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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #22 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:36 »

I'll cross-post from the Music forum.
Dude made some good pop music. Then he sharply declined. It's telling that you'll probably only see photos of his younger self in obits - his elder self, if not a child molester, was obviously mentally ill and a tragic figure more than anything.

Good records, though.
Honestly I'd just like to point out that the "respect" rule is kind of ridiculous. We shouldn't be canonizing anyone when they die. The dead deserve better than that. They were human beings, not selfless paragons whose very presence was a boon to the lives of everyone around them. A period of mourning is a time to reflect on good things (like great commercial and artistic success, and the adoration of millions received) and bad things (like inappropriate conduct with children, mental illness, and career ruination) because who they were in life on the day they die is no different from who they were in life after a year in the ground - when you die there shouldn't be some ultimate choice between your being a saint or devil. We can know that Ghandi was a great peacemaker and still  acknowledge that he was such a terrible, neglectful father that it drove his son to suicide. We can know that King was a master orator and champion of the oppressed and still acknowledge that he was an adulterer. Michael Jackson, less of a figure than either of those two, made good pop records that a lot of people really loved and cherished, and yet he had deep psychological problems that made a functional life impossible, problems from which he could never escape. Some people might hold scorn for him for that, which is their right, but I think it's just sad.

A degree of respect must be maintained in public in consideration for loved ones, but this is more or less a private forum and no one's getting hurt, unless you believe in spirits of the dead, and I don't.
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« Reply #23 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:39 »

Ahem...

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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #24 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:48 »

I'll cross-post from the Music forum.
Dude made some good pop music. Then he sharply declined. It's telling that you'll probably only see photos of his younger self in obits - his elder self, if not a child molester, was obviously mentally ill and a tragic figure more than anything.

Good records, though.
Honestly I'd just like to point out that the "respect" rule is kind of ridiculous. We shouldn't be canonizing anyone when they die. The dead deserve better than that. They were human beings, not selfless paragons whose very presence was a boon to the lives of everyone around them. A period of mourning is a time to reflect on good things (like great commercial and artistic success, and the adoration of millions received) and bad things (like inappropriate conduct with children, mental illness, and career ruination) because who they were in life on the day they die is no different from who they were in life after a year in the ground - when you die there shouldn't be some ultimate choice between your being a saint or devil. We can know that Ghandi was a great peacemaker and still  acknowledge that he was such a terrible, neglectful father that it drove his son to suicide. We can know that King was a master orator and champion of the oppressed and still acknowledge that he was an adulterer. Michael Jackson, less of a figure than either of those two, made good pop records that a lot of people really loved and cherished, and yet he had deep psychological problems that made a functional life impossible, problems from which he could never escape. Some people might hold scorn for him for that, which is their right, but I think it's just sad.

A degree of respect must be maintained in public in consideration for loved ones, but this is more or less a private forum and no one's getting hurt, unless you believe in spirits of the dead, and I don't.

That might all be true but from now on when I do the crotch grab it will be in memory of MJ.
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #25 on: 25 Jun 2009, 16:52 »

Sucks, honestly. I just danced the thriller two days ago.
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« Reply #26 on: 25 Jun 2009, 18:13 »

I totally remember rocking out to Black or White when it was coming on regularly on VH1. 
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« Reply #27 on: 25 Jun 2009, 18:22 »

I know I'll be digging up my copy of this, but who remembers this fondly?
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« Reply #28 on: 25 Jun 2009, 18:28 »

forget the movie, how bout the game?



i played it when i had sega channel. it was pretty damn good.
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« Reply #29 on: 25 Jun 2009, 18:29 »

I only ever played the Master System version of it, but if that was anything to go by, the Megadrive one would be just as fucking sweet.
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« Reply #30 on: 25 Jun 2009, 18:30 »

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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #31 on: 25 Jun 2009, 18:35 »

Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been canceled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).


Seriously though it is a shame he died. I'd always hoped that one day he was going to knock out something Thriller-esque again, but alas, no redemption for MJ.
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #32 on: 25 Jun 2009, 18:42 »

Some guy came in to work and told me, then ordered a Shrimp Tempura Roll and an Eel and Cucumber.  I didn't believe cause he smelled like he was high.
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« Reply #33 on: 25 Jun 2009, 18:42 »

Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been canceled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).

BOO! Get off the stage!
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #34 on: 25 Jun 2009, 18:44 »

There is no humour to be derived from a man's death. End of debate.
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #35 on: 25 Jun 2009, 18:46 »

Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been canceled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).

BOO! Get off the stage!

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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #36 on: 25 Jun 2009, 18:47 »

Okay okay okay, guys, here's what we're going to do.

Ahem, I said YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.

We have two threads on this topic. One is this one right here, and the other one is in the music sub-forum: http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,23360.0.html.

Instead of locking one of the threads, here's what's going to happen: all jokes and snarky comments and other things of a questionable nature relating to Mr. Jackson's untimely death are to be posted in the music sub-forum thread.

All messages of genuine sorrow and grief and shock and surprise and just generally "the serious stuff" are to go here.

Let's see how that works out, eh?
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #37 on: 25 Jun 2009, 18:49 »

I've been hearing all day that he's dead and then he's not really dead, he just went into cardiac arrest but is ok. What is it?? I are confused!
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« Reply #38 on: 25 Jun 2009, 18:50 »

Aye, I apologise for that, I don't know what came over me. It was a stupid comment to make and I regret making it.

Just been informed this by a friend on Twitter: according to MSNBC, he re-wrote his will in January, giving those Beatles songs he had the rights for back to Paul McCartney. That's a pretty classy move, considering the shit-storm people(?) kicked up over the whole thing when it happened. Said friend is still trying to find the link. I just hope he isn't remembered by the majority for the batshit stuff he got up to, and more the excellent music he did. Sadly I think people born in the mid-90's onwards are just going to know him as this crazy guy who went to court over some shady activities with children, that's the real downer.
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #39 on: 25 Jun 2009, 19:05 »

all jokes and snarky comments and other things of a questionable nature relating to Mr. Jackson's untimely death are to be posted in the music sub-forum thread.

This is a really bad idea  which I have duly derailed by giving my answer  in the other thread.
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« Reply #40 on: 25 Jun 2009, 19:19 »

Replied, with respect.
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« Reply #41 on: 25 Jun 2009, 19:32 »

If it makes you feel any better I also laughed out loud.

Han told me about this earlier this morning while I was sleeping in.  My reaction was something like "oh, that's weird" and then I went back to sleep.  He was a really great performer who turned into a creepy douchebag at some point.  I am not saying that he deserved to die or anything as malicious as that, I guess I am just saying that I don't really care.
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« Reply #42 on: 25 Jun 2009, 19:32 »

I guess nobody even got it in the first place. The point being, I laughed at something that was funny.

Did.  None the less, at the very least there is a time and place for restraint.
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #43 on: 25 Jun 2009, 19:38 »

I found it tasteful. The distinction to be made is that it was not humour derived from his death. There is no good humour to be derived from a man's death.
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« Reply #44 on: 25 Jun 2009, 20:12 »

I found it tasteful. The distinction to be made is that it was not humour derived from his death. There is no good humour to be derived from a man's death.

You sure?

I would suggest that whilst someone's death will predominantly provoke feelings of sadness, it can still be viewed in a humourous light particularly if that humour allows people to better deal with death. There's nothing wrong with a bit of banter is there?
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #45 on: 25 Jun 2009, 20:21 »

"nuh uh" probably would have been a better response.
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #46 on: 25 Jun 2009, 20:42 »

Yeah... MJ just knocked everyone's stories off the front page. I'm currently doing background research for a story about a local MJ impersonator, who announced this morning that he'll be doing a tribute show.  :|
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #47 on: 25 Jun 2009, 21:33 »

There's got to be a fraudulent bid in there somewhere. There is no way someone who somehow earned ten million pounds would think those are worth ten million pounds. I mean, there have got to be plenty of those tickets floating around. If each ticket was worth three million pounds this'd be nuts.
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #48 on: 25 Jun 2009, 22:36 »

Somehow, cardiac arrest just doesn't seem fitting, middle aged bankers die of cardiac arrest.  I was expecting something like a freak Ferris wheel accident or something along those lines. 
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Re: Michael Jackson Died, Guys
« Reply #49 on: 25 Jun 2009, 22:46 »

Interestingly, it's easier to crack jokes about comedian entertainers' deaths, as somehow justified by John Cleese's eulogy for Graham Chapman.

I suppose in the end making jokes about it all falls down to the type of person who died.
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