Topic: Hanner's Hair (Read 7517 times)

The Ares Elite · « **on:** 09 Jul 2009, 01:05 »

Is Hanner's naturally blonde? She scrubbed herself with bleach once so she might do it often, but does it include her hair?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 01:34 »

Dora had the same question in #633. I can't remember ever seeing a definitive canonical answer. If I could remember what her mother looked like, that would be inconclusive.

Delirium · « **Reply #2 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 01:38 »

yes, Hanners' mum was blonde. But again, that doesn't mean much.

Juniper Jade · « **Reply #3 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 08:53 »

I always just assumed she was naturally blonde, what with her mother having the same hair color, but you never know! Never really thought about it until now.

lunchmeat · « **Reply #4 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 13:46 »

Unbeknownst to most readers, Hannelore is actually bald. She wears a wig.

It's more sanitary to shave everything, y'know.

Mhm.

422 · « **Reply #5 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 16:09 »

It would not surprise me one bit if she were bald with a wig. And to be honest, I liked it when she had the long, straight hair like when we first met her. I know it may not be very in-character for her, but I liked the look.

Surgoshan · « **Reply #6 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 16:12 »

Hanners in a wig? Are you kidding? Dirt and dust and sweat and mites and things getting CAUGHT in your WIG. WIG SPIDERS!

celticgeek · « **Reply #7 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 16:18 »

Hanners has actually given herself a haircut: Hanners cut her hair, as well as been given a trim by Faye: Faye cuts Hanners hair. Somebody should have noticed if it were a wig at this point.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #8 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 17:27 »

Which raises a remote possibility silly enough to be worthy of QC.

What if she wears a wig that's one of her father's inventions, using nanotechnology to synthesize continuously growing hair-like fiber out of dirt and dust, thus keeping it clean? There's not a lot of dirt and dust in Hannelore's environment, therefore it grows slowly, which explains why it's the same length it was before the Great Time Jump when the season changed to winter.

nichidani · « **Reply #9 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 18:08 »

i hadn't thought she could be anything other than blonde. of course, until we found out dora was a natural blonde i'm sure most of us never entertained that idea either. you never know! but, her mother's blonde, and hair-dye seems like it would freak her out (everything does).

Juniper Jade · « **Reply #10 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 18:13 »

Quote from: nichidani on 09 Jul 2009, 18:08

and hair-dye seems like it would freak her out (everything does).

Yeah I was wondering if hair dye would trigger her OCD as well. There's no body fluids involved and no one would be touching her if she did it herself, but you never know hah.

nichidani · « **Reply #11 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 18:21 »

not to mention, hair dye is messy as shit. it permeates everything and gets under your fingernails when you're washing it out... it stains bathroom furniture and the like if you aren't careful. (although i suppose bleach wouldn't be near as problematic as any other color) either way... hanners would probably freak out pretty hard. as far as stylists go, i couldn't imagine her doing well in that situation. hannelore is pretty socially awkward, and i don't think she would let anyone touch her that she didn't trust, let alone a stranger.

tinysmidgen · « **Reply #12 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 18:33 »

what if she was drunk? she's pretty lackadaisical when she's tipsy. Hell, Faye hugged her into sleep and she cleaned up vomit whilst drunk.

BinDerSmokDat · « **Reply #13 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 18:36 »

Quote from: lunchmeat on 09 Jul 2009, 13:46

It's more sanitary to shave everything, y'know.

Great, I'm picturing a baby smooth Hanners and now I have a chubby. WTF is wrong with me?

"Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts."

tinysmidgen · « **Reply #14 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 18:40 »

Think about a donkey in a gimp suit.

Delirium · « **Reply #15 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 19:39 »

You don't know that he doesn't get off to things like that

Juniper Jade · « **Reply #16 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 19:40 »

Quote from: tinysmidgen on 09 Jul 2009, 18:40

Think about a donkey in a gimp suit.

Now I have a chubby and I don't even have a penis.

The Ares Elite · « **Reply #17 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 20:54 »

i don't think she uses hair dye, we know she scrubs herself with bleach (when she locked herself in CoD bathroom). that would certainly turn her blond if used in small quantities.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #18 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 22:28 »

I wouldn't put in past her, but to be pedantic she said she was bleaching her clothes and scrubbing off her skin.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #19 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 22:35 »

Quote from: nichidani on 09 Jul 2009, 18:08

i hadn't thought she could be anything other than blonde. of course, until we found out dora was a natural blonde i'm sure most of us never entertained that idea either. you never know! but, her mother's blonde, and hair-dye seems like it would freak her out (everything does).

Dora mentioned being blond maybe 1000 strips ago, long before Hanners was around.

nichidani · « **Reply #20 on:** 10 Jul 2009, 04:10 »

everything is ruined forever. again. D:

Juniper Jade · « **Reply #21 on:** 10 Jul 2009, 08:33 »

Quote from: Red the Ghost on 10 Jul 2009, 02:41

Quote from: Juniper Jade on 09 Jul 2009, 19:40
Quote from: tinysmidgen on 09 Jul 2009, 18:40
Think about a donkey in a gimp suit.
Now I have a chubby and I don't even have a penis.

Has everything been ruined forever yet? :3

Yes.
3:

nichidani · « **Reply #22 on:** 10 Jul 2009, 10:06 »

this thread has been ruined forever.

Heliphyneau · « **Reply #23 on:** 10 Jul 2009, 11:31 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 09 Jul 2009, 17:27

Which raises a remote possibility silly enough to be worthy of QC.

What if she wears a wig that's one of her father's inventions, using nanotechnology to synthesize continuously growing hair-like fiber out of dirt and dust, thus keeping it clean? There's not a lot of dirt and dust in Hannelore's environment, therefore it grows slowly, which explains why it's the same length it was before the Great Time Jump when the season changed to winter.

Ha! I like this idea.

Actually, everytime Hanner's Dad is mentioned, I picture Professor Membrane: http://www.roomwithamoose.com/pictures/official/membrane.jpg Or at least, I imagine him talking like that character.

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