So because the last The Kenny thread hasn't had a post on it since January (which was mine, jerks), I'm not gonna necropost and just start a new thread for it.
For those unacquainted with The Kenny, it is a fun game where you are presented with a subject (band, person, sexual act, situation, et cetera), heretofore called "The Kenny", and name something that is just better and just worse than The Kenny.
Examples:
The Kenny: Clipping your toenails in public.
Just Better: Clipping your toenails in front of a public building as a form of protest.
Just Worse: Clipping your toenails in the privacy of your own home, right in front of a window that faces a large thouroughfare.
Now please, Kenny one of the following:
*The realization that not buying curtains for your window has enabled your neighbor to peep in on you and your significant other doing it.
*Joining a Rush cover band.
*China cymbals.
*Home kitchen deep-fryer machines.
*Having a time machine that only travels to the time where they built the time machine.