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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #200 on: 30 Nov 2008, 15:00 »

Oh Sean.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #201 on: 30 Nov 2008, 15:07 »

Guys, next Movember, can I wear a mustache all month for charity?
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #202 on: 30 Nov 2008, 21:45 »

Now that this month is over, do the right thing

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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #203 on: 30 Nov 2008, 23:53 »

Ok so this is basically all I was able to come up with after 4 weeks.


Minus the neckbeard:


Chinstrap ahoy!


Ahhhh, much better.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #204 on: 01 Dec 2008, 08:12 »

That Thor picture pisses me off a little because they are actually two different incarnations of Thor, not a single entity. The former is the Thor of the eighties, who inhabited the body of Eric Masterson, the latter is the original Thor, Donald Blake (Who never had a beard, to the best of my recollection).
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #205 on: 01 Dec 2008, 08:29 »

nobody cares except for you
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #206 on: 01 Dec 2008, 08:48 »



so the question is to shave or not to shave
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #207 on: 01 Dec 2008, 08:56 »

Shave, too patchy still.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #208 on: 01 Dec 2008, 08:58 »

nobody cares except for you

Yes, I acknowledge that and it's kind of the point, but thanks for the valuable insight!
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #209 on: 01 Dec 2008, 09:13 »

Depends which Thor. Eric Masterson would take me to school, but I bet I could outbeard Donald Blake Thor.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #210 on: 01 Dec 2008, 18:27 »

Okay, so I've got pictures and I will upload them at some point in the future.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #211 on: 01 Dec 2008, 18:36 »

That Thor picture pisses me off a little because they are actually two different incarnations of Thor, not a single entity. The former is the Thor of the eighties, who inhabited the body of Eric Masterson, the latter is the original Thor, Donald Blake (Who never had a beard, to the best of my recollection).

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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #212 on: 01 Dec 2008, 18:57 »

He stares into my soul.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #213 on: 01 Dec 2008, 19:53 »

Quick, does Tommy have a weird looking walking stick?
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #214 on: 01 Dec 2008, 19:54 »

Everyone take note

That is a real man-beard
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #215 on: 01 Dec 2008, 20:10 »

egads, I'm more focused on the chest-hair. Tommy, does it really reach that far up?
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #216 on: 01 Dec 2008, 20:40 »

Nothing could separate the chest hair and the beard hair. Their love was too strong!
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #217 on: 01 Dec 2008, 20:52 »

That's how it is with me, man.  Can only unbutton the top button.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #218 on: 01 Dec 2008, 22:15 »

I cannot post my weak attempt at facial hair after what tommy has shown us.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #219 on: 01 Dec 2008, 22:22 »

don't be too jealous, the ability to grow facial hair was just part of the job description for being a full-time pervert
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #220 on: 01 Dec 2008, 22:26 »

My beard is not as good as tommy's, but is decent.


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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #221 on: 02 Dec 2008, 17:57 »

Jesus, Tommy, get off his back. It's not Sam's fault he's more of a man than the rest of us.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #222 on: 02 Dec 2008, 18:33 »

Sam.

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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #223 on: 02 Dec 2008, 18:38 »

ha ha i can hit on him



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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #224 on: 02 Dec 2008, 18:47 »

Ladies....I hear it tickles
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #225 on: 02 Dec 2008, 19:24 »

If by tickles you mean rubs up yr face, then you're right!

Sam, you are such a handsome boy. I like your haircut. Very nice.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #226 on: 02 Dec 2008, 20:20 »

The only bad thing about a beard is when the mustache hairs do their own thing and when you're kissing they find a way up your nose. That is the ultimate beard tickle
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #227 on: 02 Dec 2008, 23:28 »

You have no idea the suffering of the bearded during sex.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #228 on: 02 Dec 2008, 23:57 »

I'm intrigued. I'd assume a beard would get annoying when a dude goes down on a lady, but actual sex?
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #229 on: 03 Dec 2008, 01:14 »

Dang guys, my new boy has a beard. I feel I need all of the info on this I can get.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #230 on: 03 Dec 2008, 06:18 »

I'm intrigued. I'd assume a beard would get annoying when a dude goes down on a lady, but actual sex?

Mostly it is this. You do not understand unpleasantness until your mustache is completely plastered to your face and crusty due to a solid soaking in lady liquids.

During actual sex, mostly it is just increased facial sweatiness that is the flaw.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #231 on: 03 Dec 2008, 09:58 »

Amish guys do it up right.

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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #232 on: 03 Dec 2008, 10:00 »

Seriously. Look at those bedroom eyes.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #233 on: 03 Dec 2008, 10:34 »

Workin' on a sex farm.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #234 on: 04 Dec 2008, 06:48 »

tryin' to raise some hard love
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #235 on: 04 Dec 2008, 14:21 »

Gettin' out my pitchfork
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #236 on: 04 Dec 2008, 16:51 »

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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #237 on: 05 Dec 2008, 16:04 »

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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #238 on: 23 Dec 2008, 06:54 »

better late then never.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #239 on: 23 Dec 2008, 15:59 »

My beard is getting awesome
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #240 on: 23 Dec 2008, 18:36 »

No such thing.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #241 on: 23 Dec 2008, 18:39 »

I had ginger patches in mine, it freaked me out so I shaved it when I got back on the 15th.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #242 on: 23 Dec 2008, 18:43 »

I haven't shaved since July.



This is a shitty picture but it might give an idea.

Also, I have lots of red in my beard.  It's weird but I like it.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #243 on: 23 Nov 2009, 18:27 »

I look pretty horrible with a beard, even though it grows in thick and fast.  One week and I'm shaving.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #244 on: 23 Nov 2009, 18:37 »

it's 2009 guys. you're a bit late.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #245 on: 23 Nov 2009, 18:38 »

Yeah, I like the shameless necro of a year-old thread when there's one for this year 8 down from the top of this page.

And of course, by "like" I mean ya'll go fuck yrselves.
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Re: Movember/Novembeard '08
« Reply #246 on: 23 Nov 2009, 19:23 »

I was all about the amish quotes tho.

They forgot "The Amish work 1.5 times longer than the rest of us" though. :)
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