Topic: Thomas Edison's Magical Journey on the Oregon Trail (Read 9996 times)

Dollface · « **Reply #50 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 00:34 »

Talk to people and check your supplies.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #51 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 00:43 »

I looked around. There was shit all and my supplies rocked.

Tom · « **Reply #52 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 00:57 »

Take a ferry.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #53 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 00:59 »

It's only 3 feet. A real pioneer has balls that hang lower than that. Ford that sucker.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #54 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 01:17 »

Sir Juggles makes a good point!

Ah. Fuck.

Ah, c'mon.

Ah, c'moooooon.

Ah, COME OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN

Choose, you unlucky fucks.

Finin · « **Reply #55 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 01:42 »

Ford again, no guts no little house on the prairie glory.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #56 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 02:05 »

Well that's not so bad!--

FUCK. Who fell asleep with a spliff in their mouth?

The journey so far has been alright?

Oh boy.

Awh fuck.

:'[

CHOOOOOSE.

Finin · « **Reply #57 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 02:19 »

its clear whats going on here...

Sabotage!

look out! Ninjas! · « **Reply #58 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 03:50 »

I told you you shouldn't have ley dysentery come along. Little shit's nothing but trouble.

nobo · « **Reply #59 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 04:27 »

if you rest a few days when people get sick they tend to survive a bit longer.

Finin · « **Reply #60 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 04:36 »

yes, I vote rest to let johnny's and andy's illnesses settle down

Eris · « **Reply #61 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 04:39 »

Andy is dead. There's not getting better for her!

Finin · « **Reply #62 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 04:41 »

she'll be fine in the morning dammit.

Inlander · « **Reply #63 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 05:56 »

It's better to be dead when the organ harvesters finally catch up with you.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #64 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 06:01 »

And You Will Know Us By The Oregon Trail Of Dead

Liz · « **Reply #65 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 08:01 »

Rest for three days, it does wonders and you really don't lose anything!

Inlander · « **Reply #66 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 08:15 »

Though don't be surprised if you wake up in an ice-bath with a scar where your kidney should be.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #67 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 08:26 »

There's going to be a large, three-dimensional scar on my insides?

valley_parade · « **Reply #68 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 08:45 »

So here's what you do:

Stick Andy on top of the wagon. When the crows and vultures come, KILL THEM AND EAT THEM.

schimmy · « **Reply #69 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 08:47 »

Quote from: valley_parade on 08 Sep 2009, 08:45

So here's what you do:

Stick Andy on top of the wagon and take a shortcut through Reaver territory.

Inlander · « **Reply #70 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 09:03 »

Quote from: Bastardous Bassist on 08 Sep 2009, 08:26

There's going to be a large, three-dimensional scar on my insides?

They use an ice-cream scoop. They're only poor, ill-equipped hillbilly organ harvesters, after all.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #71 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 09:14 »

Quote from: schimmy on 08 Sep 2009, 08:47

Quote from: valley_parade on 08 Sep 2009, 08:45
So here's what you do:

Stick Andy on top of the wagon and take a shortcut through Reaver territory.

I ain't goin' nowhere near Reaver territory. Them people ain't human.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #72 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 09:54 »

Dude, never ford the river. ALWAYS caulk the wagon and float it.

schimmy · « **Reply #73 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 10:03 »

Yeah, what is the downside of caulking?

Christophe · « **Reply #74 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 10:10 »

People sometimes turn it into a dick joke.

valley_parade · « **Reply #75 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 10:34 »

What he said.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #76 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 20:43 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 08 Sep 2009, 09:54

Dude, never ford the river. ALWAYS caulk the wagon and float it.

Though you should under no circumstances EVER ford the river, cocking and bloating the wagon is pretty dangerous as well. I generally lose the baby caulking and floating. Springing for the ferry generally results in success and doesn't cost much money, if I recall correctly.

If you are broke though, you should certainly do the penising.

WriterofAllWrongs · « **Reply #77 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 20:45 »

Also is Johnny better yet, because I for reals want this expedition to get back on the road.

Alex C · « **Reply #78 on:** 08 Sep 2009, 21:18 »

I ford rivers all the god damned time Oregon Trail. You'll usually lose some time but you'll rarely ever lose any food, and that's the important thing.

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