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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #50 on: 24 Aug 2009, 02:47 »

I personally think that Marten would have the most average erection size out of everyone. Steve is obviously compensating for something, so I think he would be on the lower end. Hannelore would be a surprise contender for biggest I believe. Basically something along the lines of:

Steve<Tai<Penelope<Wil<Angus<Raven<Marten<Faye<Sven<Dora<Hannelore<Marigold?

Dora's dad probably has the biggest cock out of all of them, to land a lady such as his wife. I bet it's fuckin' HUGE.
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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #51 on: 24 Aug 2009, 02:54 »

It probably also has a cracking mustache.
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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #52 on: 24 Aug 2009, 03:31 »

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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #53 on: 24 Aug 2009, 21:01 »

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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #54 on: 24 Aug 2009, 21:36 »

I would hope that only one or two of those things functioned, or else the logistics of peeing would be a horrible ordeal.
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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #55 on: 24 Aug 2009, 22:05 »

Considering that they're all fairly erect, I think they all work.
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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #56 on: 24 Aug 2009, 23:20 »

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« Reply #57 on: 24 Aug 2009, 23:21 »

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« Reply #58 on: 24 Aug 2009, 23:22 »

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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #59 on: 24 Aug 2009, 23:23 »

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« Reply #60 on: 24 Aug 2009, 23:24 »

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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #61 on: 24 Aug 2009, 23:24 »

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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #62 on: 25 Aug 2009, 00:20 »



(to edison, you should really stop posting pictures of yourself to internet... oh fuck thats me god damn it!)

Also my erection is this big |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #63 on: 25 Aug 2009, 02:40 »

Y-chair in the corner and make yourself comfortable! Here is a scene to

M kisses on her crimson lips--"sweetest Sybil, it is not possible for
the human heart to love _more_ than I do, but I can never love you
less!" "I do believe you, dearest Lyon! With all my heart I
do!--Yet--yet--" "Yet what, sweet love?" She lifted her face from his
bosom and gazing intently in his eyes, said: "Yet, Lyon, if you knew the
prayer that I never fail to put up, day and night! What do you think it
is for, dear Lyon?" "I know; it is for Heaven's blessing to rest upon
our wedded lives." "Yes, my prayer is for that always, of course! but
that is not what I mean now! That is not the stronger, stronger prayer
which I offer up from the deeps of my spirit in almost an agony of
supplication!" "And what is that prayer, so awful in its earnestness,
dear love?" "Oh, L
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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #64 on: 25 Aug 2009, 18:43 »

I go away for a weekend and I find this?  Really?  Classy QC, really classy.
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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #65 on: 25 Aug 2009, 19:17 »

"Classy Questionable Content" about sums it up, yeah
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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #67 on: 27 Aug 2009, 06:56 »

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Re: Wh@t I$ tHe average erect1on size??/?
« Reply #68 on: 03 Sep 2009, 13:10 »

This the best spam I ever got.  Being a physicist rules.




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