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Author Topic: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(  (Read 6553 times)

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Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« on: 09 Sep 2009, 19:49 »

A light in this world has gotten slightly dimmer.

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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #1 on: 09 Sep 2009, 19:50 »

Well his singing couldn't get any worse, really, so at least there's that.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #2 on: 09 Sep 2009, 19:55 »

Dude, at least this one is accurate, but are you just skimming the celebrity news and posting a thread for each interesting one you find?

1)  This is not the forum for that sort of thing (they'd both probably go in the Movies, TV Shows and Books forum, though I'd be okay with this one in the Music forum).

2)  Maybe you could have waited and posted all of the news in one thread?

3)  Are you really adding anything to just us checking the entertainment news?



That said, I grew up on Prairie Home Companion and that really sucks.  His singing could get a lot worse, but I'll leave it at that.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #3 on: 09 Sep 2009, 19:57 »

Oh good god this is real

I hate the show, but I think I'm officially a bad person for being flippant about that sort of thing.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #4 on: 09 Sep 2009, 19:59 »

Dude, it's like the boy who cried wolf here.  You're completely justified for not taking it seriously.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #5 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:07 »

Dude, I think you should chill out, dude.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #6 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:15 »

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #7 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:28 »

Dude, I think you should chill out, dude.

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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #8 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:31 »

Dude!
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #9 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:32 »

duuuuuuuuuude
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #10 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:33 »

Whoa.

Like, just,

WHOA.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #11 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:34 »

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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #12 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:36 »




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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #13 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:39 »

On one hand, dorks.  On the other hand, dude has been the one guy supporting this ridiculous celebrity news invasion.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #14 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:42 »



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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #15 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:43 »

Girls vs Boys vs Whale Dicks Bat Dicks
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #16 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:47 »

I hear duck cocks are slightly interesting as well.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #17 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:48 »

Bat Dicks are the new Whale Dicks.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #18 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:49 »

Geez Danny, get with the times, old maaaaaaaan
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #19 on: 09 Sep 2009, 20:53 »

Geez Danny, get with the times, old maaaaaaaan

GEEZ!

(man, that is a meme older than me I think)
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #20 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:07 »



Also dongs.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #21 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:15 »

Heh, yeah. I remember when the forum was full of fucking stupid bullshit too.

Good times
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #22 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:18 »

I remember when the forums could take a joke.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #23 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:22 »

I remember when the jokes in the forum didn't suck.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #24 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:24 »

No you don't. It was too long ago.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #25 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:25 »

I remember when people weren't so judgemental!


I also remember when people were angry and when subforums got closed down and when this place stagnated and got kinda boring. I remember a lot of things.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #26 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:28 »

So, you're glad this thread exists?  Maybe I'm just drunk.  I'll figure out whether I've been a bit (lots) thick tomorrow.  Maybe extra thick.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #27 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:30 »

I remember when people weren't so judgemental!

I remember that time Jeph died.

Except he didn't.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #28 on: 09 Sep 2009, 23:21 »

I remember......  (damn, I've forgotten).
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #29 on: 10 Sep 2009, 02:58 »

I remember when this was a place where we could all act like retards without thinking less of one another because we all got the joke.

Granted there was like, 10 people on the forum back then, but hopefully you get my point.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #30 on: 10 Sep 2009, 03:07 »

Garris... who?
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« Reply #31 on: 10 Sep 2009, 03:11 »

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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #32 on: 10 Sep 2009, 04:38 »

I love the direction this forum is taking these days.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #33 on: 10 Sep 2009, 04:38 »

Wait, no, criticising the new threads is old news, isn't it?
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #34 on: 10 Sep 2009, 04:41 »

ThreadSummary: Everyone hates on everyone for hating on everyone.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #35 on: 10 Sep 2009, 06:32 »

I remember when the jokes in the forum didn't suck.

Why would you lie to us like that
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #36 on: 10 Sep 2009, 06:55 »

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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #37 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:09 »

I remember when...
I remember, I remember when I lost myyyyyy mind.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #38 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:10 »

There was something so pleasant about that plaaaaace.
Even your emotions have an echo
In so much space
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #39 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:12 »

and when you're out there, without care
Yeeaah, I was out of touch
but it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #40 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:13 »

DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY?
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #41 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:15 »

DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAZY?
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #42 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:17 »

DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY?
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #43 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:18 »



Possibly.
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #44 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:22 »

(I hope that you are having the time of your life)
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #45 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:22 »

(but think twice)
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #46 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:23 »

(that's my only advice)
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #47 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:24 »

come on now,
whodoyouwhodoyouwhodoyouwho do you think you are?
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #48 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:25 »

HA HA HAH, bless your sooooull
You really think you're in control?
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Re: Garrison Keillor Suffers Minor Stroke :-(
« Reply #49 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:26 »

WELL I THINK YOU'RE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY

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