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What is the most fearsome form of internet rage?

Nerd rage
- 46 (12.4%)
Fanboy rage
- 58 (15.6%)
"Nice guy" rage
- 54 (14.6%)
Hardline feminist rage
- 52 (14%)
Offended liberal rage (non-Australians only)
- 43 (11.6%)
Offended Liberal rage (Australians only)
- 26 (7%)
Late Saturday night drunk on the sofa watching Rage rage (Australians only)
- 25 (6.7%)
Star Track II: the Rage of Carn
- 30 (8.1%)
Copyright lawyer rage
- 37 (10%)

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« on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:35 »

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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #1 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:36 »

Everyone hates each other now!  We used to love each other!
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #2 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:36 »

I still love Harry (unrequited)
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #3 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:37 »

Can I be the post made out of the blue telling everyone how terrible we all are?


Speaking of that, where has Patrick disappeared to?
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #4 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:37 »

I chose "A sudden hostility between people who'd previously been civil" because it's very true to life.
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #5 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:38 »

where has Patrick disappeared to?

I don't know, I stopped reading the Blog Thread.
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #6 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:41 »

hannah batman's hips in your avatar turn me on
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #7 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:47 »

Fuck it, I like internet drama. This is probably the most I've actually read this subforum since fucking March.
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #8 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:47 »

I chose Batman.

I agree with jon.
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #9 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:53 »

Hey does anybody know if Macaulay Culkin is still doing heroin with Marilyn Manson these days?

FYI Marilyn Manson should be in that poll too, actually.

P.S; Dan is that you or a Jonas Brother in your avatar because it is just now occurring to me that you look quite like a Jonas yourself.

We should totally hang out, bro
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #10 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:55 »

Oh, what the fuck. Changing the poll options? I don't even know who the fuck Jobriath is!
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #11 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:57 »

according to the polls no one has voted for Cuba Gooding Jr.! I now pronounce this forum Racist. you should all be ashamed!
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« Reply #12 on: 09 Sep 2009, 21:59 »

I don't even know who the fuck Jobriath is!

Exactly
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« Reply #13 on: 09 Sep 2009, 22:00 »

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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #14 on: 09 Sep 2009, 22:05 »

I see....  Seriously, that avatar is hypnotizing.
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #15 on: 09 Sep 2009, 22:10 »

Upon reading up on him, I have changed my vote back to Jobriath. I often aspire to be such a grand disappointment as that.
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #16 on: 09 Sep 2009, 22:14 »

Christ almighty I miss Your Band Sucks.
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #17 on: 09 Sep 2009, 22:15 »

I wish my name was Joaquin Phoenix.
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #18 on: 09 Sep 2009, 22:26 »

Here is Jobriath's first record if anyone is interested

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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #19 on: 09 Sep 2009, 22:40 »

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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #20 on: 09 Sep 2009, 23:51 »

Why can't we all just get along? ]':
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #21 on: 10 Sep 2009, 00:02 »

Why you gotta do a thing, Harry
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #22 on: 10 Sep 2009, 00:18 »

Converse to copyright lawyer rage, you totally forgot to put in "pirate rage" or "free-culture rage" or whatever. Or does that fall in under "nerd rage"?
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« Reply #23 on: 10 Sep 2009, 03:06 »

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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #24 on: 10 Sep 2009, 03:29 »

pissing off /b/
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #25 on: 10 Sep 2009, 03:40 »

Anonymous has the best rages, this week they crashed the PM's website calling for the Minister for Communications to resign and to put an end to gov't plans to filter the internet, reducing it's average speed by 80% amongst other things.
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« Reply #26 on: 10 Sep 2009, 05:03 »

Anonymous has the best rages, this week they crashed the PM's website calling for the Minister for Communications to resign and to put an end to gov't plans to filter the internet, reducing it's average speed by 80% amongst other things.

Internet speed tickets?
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #27 on: 10 Sep 2009, 06:33 »

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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #28 on: 10 Sep 2009, 06:38 »

I can't believe this festers on and the whale dong thread was closed.
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #29 on: 10 Sep 2009, 06:46 »

This thread was way cooler before the poll options were changed a million times.

What I'm saying is that I preferred this thread's early work.
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #30 on: 10 Sep 2009, 06:50 »

Threads that create internet drama are locked, but threads that discuss it are fine.  Not being 100% post-modern is not allowed on this board.
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« Reply #31 on: 10 Sep 2009, 06:52 »

fuck you and your post-modern shit, what are you doing trying to get that damn thread resurrected?

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« Reply #32 on: 10 Sep 2009, 06:54 »

Would having to create another internet drama thread because the existing internet drama thread got overtaken by internet drama be post-modern? Or just kind of annoying?

Is there a difference?
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« Reply #33 on: 10 Sep 2009, 07:03 »

OH GOD!  THE LEVELS!  I don't want the thread back, personally.  I was just making a post-modern joke.  Sorry if I seemed serious.
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #34 on: 10 Sep 2009, 07:04 »

dammit man never apologize don't you know how internet drama works

if you apologize for apologizing I will gut you like a fish

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« Reply #35 on: 10 Sep 2009, 07:04 »

Oh shit!  I've fucked it all up.  That makes me all kinds of awesome, doesn't it?

Also, note that the way I worded it was that I am sorry if you thought I was serious.  I effectively sidestepped all responsibility for my actions.  I've learned well.
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #36 on: 10 Sep 2009, 07:07 »

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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #37 on: 10 Sep 2009, 07:10 »

BB, you realize that if you had just apologized for apologizing you could have turned this into its own internet drama thread, right?

I mean, how great would it be that a thread about internet drama winds up being filled with internet drama?
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« Reply #38 on: 10 Sep 2009, 07:12 »

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« Reply #39 on: 10 Sep 2009, 07:22 »

BB, you realize that if you had just apologized for apologizing you could have turned this into its own internet drama thread, right?

I mean, how great would it be that a thread about internet drama winds up being filled with internet drama?

I thought about it, but I just couldn't do it.  Every fiber of my being rebelled against creating internet drama, even if just because it was amusing.
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« Reply #40 on: 10 Sep 2009, 07:25 »

I've learned well.

This comic is going to keep me busy for a while.

So on the one hand, thanks for the epic humours!

On the other hand, fuck you for sucking away all my precious time!

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« Reply #41 on: 10 Sep 2009, 08:23 »

I've just viewed the results for the first time.

I had no idea so many Australians were so angry when they watched Rage.
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« Reply #42 on: 10 Sep 2009, 10:01 »

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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #43 on: 10 Sep 2009, 10:03 »

Whay has the president not put a stop to all this pointless bickering?

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« Reply #44 on: 10 Sep 2009, 11:13 »

as soon as you need this stereotype, you all know who to call

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« Reply #45 on: 10 Sep 2009, 12:58 »

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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #46 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:21 »

Did I miss the memo for most of the forum to go insane?
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« Reply #47 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:29 »

I am boring and lame. Also redundant.

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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #48 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:31 »

Well duh.

OH LOOK A PAGE BREAK.
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Re: INTERNET DRAMA
« Reply #49 on: 10 Sep 2009, 13:33 »

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