Topic: Keep fucking that chicken. (Read 3544 times)

IanClark · « **on:** 17 Sep 2009, 20:10 »

Really, I mean that in all sincerity. Keep fucking that chicken.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #1 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 20:12 »

I never fucked the chicken, and you can quote me on that.

Scarychips · « **Reply #2 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 20:23 »

Quote from: Bastardous Bassist on 17 Sep 2009, 20:12

I fucked the chicken, and you can quote me on that.

ZJGent · « **Reply #3 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 20:34 »

Yo Ian, I know you're fucking that chicken, and I'ma let you finish - I'm sorry but Richard Gere's bestiality was the best of all time.

scarred · « **Reply #4 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 20:42 »

^^^

win

Hat · « **Reply #5 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 20:49 »

is this about that Norton anti-virus ad with Dokken?

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #6 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 20:51 »

This, and about all of the chicken fucking that goes on in this forum. It has started to get a bit out of hand.

Johnny C · « **Reply #7 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 20:59 »

http://www.everyclickmatters.com/dangers/dokken.html

Hat · « **Reply #8 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 21:02 »

everybody click that goddamned link right now

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #9 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 21:07 »

oh man, comedic thread title misread.

Hat · « **Reply #10 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 21:11 »

by the way this thread gave me a great idea

lets popularize "keep fucking that chicken" as a euphemism for "keep chasing that dream"

Inlander · « **Reply #11 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 21:15 »

"I fuck my chicken, you've got to fuck your chicken."

Tyler · « **Reply #12 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 21:34 »

thejoke

Ballard · « **Reply #13 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 21:37 »

Guys my chicken is dry. What do I do?

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #14 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 21:39 »

Quote from: Tyler on 17 Sep 2009, 21:34

thejoke

Oh, I remember hearing about that. Still, I kind of like what we've done better than if we just made references to the original.

JD · « **Reply #15 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 21:46 »

"Where did the man touch you Miss Chicken?"

calenlass · « **Reply #16 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 21:51 »

I was thinking of a totally different, way older joke. That the rest internet wouldn't get.

IanClark · « **Reply #17 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 22:01 »

But the important part is for everyone to, in fact, keep fucking that chicken.

JD · « **Reply #18 on:** 17 Sep 2009, 22:01 »

unf unf unf

Ballard · « **Reply #19 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 00:56 »

Quote from: Ballard on 17 Sep 2009, 21:37

Guys my chicken is dry. What do I do?

No but seriously my penis hurts and my family's going hungry. This is a problem.

snalin · « **Reply #20 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 02:58 »

Family hungry?

Have them go down on that chicken.

Masterbainter · « **Reply #21 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 03:10 »

Hey guys what's going on? I'm from South Dakota.

Yayniall · « **Reply #22 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 05:02 »

Guys, I have a question.
Giblets or no giblets?

LTK · « **Reply #23 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 11:10 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 17 Sep 2009, 20:59

http://www.everyclickmatters.com/dangers/dokken.html

This sprang to mind immediately after reading the thread title.

SWOON! at My Gravitas · « **Reply #24 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 18:11 »

Quote from: IanClark

Keep fucking that chicken.

Okay.

Emaline · « **Reply #25 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 19:53 »

Guys, I made chicken noodle soup yesterday by boiling a whole chicken. I currently have one other whole chicken in my fridge to turn into a roast tomorrow.

Please no one fuck my chickens.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #26 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 20:46 »

Okay, unfortunately every time somebody talks about boiling/simmering meat to get stock/broth, I can only think of hot ham water from Arrested Development. That show has ruined my appreciation of the main base for everything to do with food (seriously, I use broth in pretty much everything, but I can't think about where it came from without laughing).

IanClark · « **Reply #27 on:** 18 Sep 2009, 22:31 »

Quote from: Emaline on 18 Sep 2009, 19:53

Guys, I made chicken noodle soup yesterday by boiling a whole chicken. I currently have one other whole chicken in my fridge to turn into a roast tomorrow.

Please no one fuck my chickens.

You umm... you enjoying that soup there?

David_Dovey · « **Reply #28 on:** 19 Sep 2009, 04:49 »

Quote from: Inlander on 17 Sep 2009, 21:15

"I fuck my chicken, you've got to fuck your chicken."

Oh man other people listen to Cibo Matto?

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