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« on: 28 Sep 2009, 05:24 »

Yr pretty cool.
Rock on Sam.
Keep on keepin on.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #1 on: 28 Sep 2009, 05:33 »

there are plenty of nice things to say about SAM
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Re: Sam
« Reply #2 on: 28 Sep 2009, 05:56 »

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Re: Sam
« Reply #3 on: 28 Sep 2009, 06:55 »

Sam is cool, I guess
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Re: Sam
« Reply #4 on: 28 Sep 2009, 08:03 »

Sam...Sam.  No, not ringing a bell.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #5 on: 28 Sep 2009, 13:33 »

Sam...Sam.  No, not ringing a bell.
Short hairy guy.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #6 on: 28 Sep 2009, 13:36 »

Got an avatar with Mr. Ray Smuckles sayin like "what is the deal" or something
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Re: Sam
« Reply #7 on: 28 Sep 2009, 13:46 »

Sam has been taller than I am since he was like 15, motherfuckers.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #8 on: 28 Sep 2009, 14:04 »

Yeah, I guess.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #9 on: 28 Sep 2009, 16:08 »

sam won a giant trophy for cutting a hole in a fruit and putting meat in it.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #10 on: 28 Sep 2009, 16:21 »

Got an avatar with Mr. Ray Smuckles sayin like "what is the deal" or something

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Re: Sam
« Reply #11 on: 28 Sep 2009, 16:34 »

Oh, shit.  I forgot you meebo people used real names.


No.  I'm not being sarcastic.  Why would you think that?
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Re: Sam
« Reply #12 on: 28 Sep 2009, 16:41 »

Sam is this guy that did this thing one time and some people were like "hey that was kind of cool" so he said thanks and that was that.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #13 on: 28 Sep 2009, 16:42 »

To be fair, his username is also "Sam" these days, so it's not that confusing compared to other people around here.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #14 on: 28 Sep 2009, 16:50 »

That was the joke I was trying to make, which is why I threw the line about sarcasm in.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #15 on: 28 Sep 2009, 16:52 »

Ray Smuckles = Sam

 :?

I fail to see what has you confused
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Re: Sam
« Reply #16 on: 28 Sep 2009, 16:57 »

That was the joke I was trying to make

Less is more, comrade.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #17 on: 28 Sep 2009, 18:05 »



Good job gang
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Re: Sam
« Reply #18 on: 28 Sep 2009, 18:20 »

This is like a thread I would make.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #19 on: 28 Sep 2009, 19:19 »

Sam has pretty much taken over any reason I have left to post here.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #20 on: 28 Sep 2009, 19:21 »

I like Sam best when he is not using crazy slang and I can understand him, he is such a polite, well spoken young man really.
Also Tyler we love you keep posting
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Re: Sam
« Reply #21 on: 28 Sep 2009, 19:22 »

Tyler we miss you. Sam has not taken over everything! Yet.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #22 on: 28 Sep 2009, 19:26 »

sam, personal question

do you like the one with the tambourine or the other one with the tambourine?

i honestly cant decide which dude i like more.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #23 on: 28 Sep 2009, 19:27 »

Hey Sean.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #24 on: 28 Sep 2009, 19:37 »

What about the one with the wurlitzer?
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Re: Sam
« Reply #25 on: 28 Sep 2009, 21:28 »

So this is the return of the prodigal parody thread.  Welcome home.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #26 on: 28 Sep 2009, 21:29 »

Maybe I should have just let it die instead of announcing that I finally get the 'joke'
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Re: Sam
« Reply #27 on: 28 Sep 2009, 21:36 »

i'm 5'11'" asshole
i'm speaking comparatively
I'm 6'3"
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Re: Sam
« Reply #28 on: 28 Sep 2009, 22:38 »

I'm not sure who this Sam fellow is, but his association with boners has me thinking he's a great guy!
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Re: Sam
« Reply #29 on: 29 Sep 2009, 00:52 »

I don't understand why you would post in a thread like this if it's just to say "hurr hurr, I don't know this guy"
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Re: Sam
« Reply #30 on: 29 Sep 2009, 00:53 »

Also, why are we fellatin' on Sam?  I mean, he is pretty cool and all that, but is it his birthday or something?
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Re: Sam
« Reply #31 on: 29 Sep 2009, 03:19 »

I meant more like why was the thread posted in the first place, but then I read the Spam thread and figured maybe the people in there sayin' this is a parody thread were right.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #32 on: 29 Sep 2009, 03:43 »

Well yeah, I understand that but I guess I just don't think it's a very good idea.  You're not really becoming a part of the community by pointing out how much you are not.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #33 on: 29 Sep 2009, 04:19 »

sam won a giant trophy for cutting a hole in a fruit and putting meat in it.

this might just look like we are just suckin some kids dick here for no good reason but just go back and look at this again and just contemplate the kind of dude we are talking about here.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #34 on: 29 Sep 2009, 04:20 »

now officer this might just look like we are just suckin some kids dick here for no good reason but ....
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Re: Sam
« Reply #35 on: 29 Sep 2009, 04:21 »

Man, don't get me wrong
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Re: Sam
« Reply #36 on: 29 Sep 2009, 04:27 »

<-- I mean, I got my dick-suckin' face on and everythin'
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Re: Sam
« Reply #37 on: 29 Sep 2009, 04:32 »

you shouldn't look so surprised

puts people off
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Re: Sam
« Reply #38 on: 29 Sep 2009, 04:38 »

I am merely an extremely exuberant fellationist.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #39 on: 29 Sep 2009, 04:41 »

don't use alliteration either, if the surprised face doesn't make me go soft that shit sure will
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Re: Sam
« Reply #40 on: 29 Sep 2009, 09:12 »

I had a dream about Sam once. Me and Sam and Sean were on a boat on a lake somewhere in America smoking dope. It was a very vivid dream, to the point where I actually felt high.

oh dear god this is so good.
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« Reply #41 on: 29 Sep 2009, 09:13 »

jens that was no dream that was a prophecy.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #42 on: 29 Sep 2009, 09:59 »

for a second i got confused and thought he was talking about me.  whatever, i'll man the rudder on this most foretold of highrides (highfloats?), and i will wear a life vest made of og kush as i ferry us across the river styx
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Re: Sam
« Reply #43 on: 29 Sep 2009, 10:58 »

That trophy has become blinding in its imagined splendor.  I am not disappointed by seeing the actual object.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #44 on: 29 Sep 2009, 11:40 »

I am loving everything about that trophy.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #45 on: 29 Sep 2009, 14:58 »

I am loving everything about that Sam guy.
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Re: Sam
« Reply #46 on: 29 Sep 2009, 15:34 »

Sam won that trophy on my 14th birthday. Hooray!
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Re: Sam
« Reply #47 on: 29 Sep 2009, 22:43 »

THE TROPHY HAS A PIG ON IT
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Re: Sam
« Reply #48 on: 30 Sep 2009, 00:37 »

\o

I am very proud of myself
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