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Stranger: hi 21 m italian looking for girls to cam 2 cam chat
You: HOLY SHIT I am also a 21 m italian looking for girls to cam 2 cam chat! we should fuck!
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: horny?
You: Oh yes
Stranger: pics or role play
You: role play
Stranger: k
Stranger: u start it
You: I pull out my penis and smack you with it.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i take glass shards and shove them in your tip
You: i bite your face off with my wolf like maw
Stranger: fag
You: Right on the spot
Stranger: cliterous
You: Cock
Stranger: scrotum
You: ass
Stranger: bossum
You: Explodeing pus filled bladder
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Stranger: your mother was a hamster
and your father smelled of elderberries
now go away or i shall taunt you a second time
You: OOOO do more
Stranger: they spelled clit wrong
Stranger: i hate that
You: I know right
Stranger: how are you going to stimulate my clit if you don't knw how to spell it
Stranger: bossum
Stranger: wtf is that
Stranger: some sort of possum inbreed thing
You: Another word for breasts....
Stranger: that would be...actually, i don't know how that would be
You: taunt me again
Stranger: ah...well, i'm at a loss. but i did just rip a wet one
You: Nice.
You: You old dried up fishdog
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: what would you say is the male/female ratio on here?
You: I've found more females than males
You: So far i give it a 4:2 ratio
Stranger: so they say, so they say
You: Assumeing they are truthful
Stranger: and average age?
You: between 16 and 17. Big shocker there haha
Stranger: ok, that's disturbing
Stranger: i don't mind glass shards, but i mind 16 year olds
You: I love kittens
You: You have got to be the best person i've found here
Stranger: you just want my strap on
You: Oh dear god yes i want it
You: Hahahahahaha
Stranger: you don't have to tell me
Stranger: i know
You: Mind taker?
Stranger: mind freak
Stranger: criss angel
You: Oh no wai
Stranger: aye
Stranger: rly
You: Awesome
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16 durrhurr
Stranger: gross
You: Hahaha
Stranger: i could be your mother if i was in mexico
You: lmfao!
Stranger: you know they pop 'em out like cockroaches at 9-11
You: roflmao!
Stranger: 16 eh?
You: yeeeaaauuupppp
Stranger: are you doing good in school?
You: All As
Stranger: i believe that, but i think you suck at science
You: cept in Gym
Stranger: literary people usually suck at science and mathematis
Stranger: mathematics
You: haha
Stranger: fuck gym
You: I suck at gym cause i was born with a poor set of mucles.
Stranger: i don't even know why thats a necessity
Stranger: no, you were born with the inane ability to suck down fritos
Stranger: its ok i like fritos
You: Who needs to run a mile in 5 seconds when i can push a button
You: No realy i was
You: i weigh about 120 lbs
Stranger: how tall are you?
You: 5 foot 11 inchs
Stranger: good god
Stranger: you need some protein shakes
You: xD
Stranger: i hope you grow into your heights
Stranger: height
Stranger: my boyfriend is 6' and 140, and he looks almost sickly
You: I have a fast metabolism
You: I mean realy fast
Stranger: im fatter than him. yeah, i know, fuck you and your fast metabolism
You: I love life though
You: I play the Violin
Stranger: ive been playing the piano for 15 years..jesus, almost as long as you are old
Stranger: thats scary
Stranger: you know, thanks
Stranger: i havent had a midlife crisis until now
You: =)
Stranger: im 27
Stranger: like i said, mom in mexico
You: Heh
Stranger: you're smart, though. don't turn into a little prick
You: I wont.
You: be a waste
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: play your violin and woo the girls with it
You: Heh. i will
Stranger: or the boys, whatever your pleasure
You:
Stranger: ok, be a good boy. don't be talking about glass shards, you're too young
You: I lordy i wont ever touch the stuff
You: Teehee
Stranger: Ok, I have to go find out how to spell bossom because i'm pretty sure thats not how you spell it and its driving me nuts
Stranger: or is it
You: Good luck friend.
Stranger: Thank you sweet pea, be good
You: You too
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