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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #150 on: 27 Oct 2009, 11:11 »

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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #151 on: 27 Oct 2009, 14:12 »

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So I heard that the vehicles in the game suck to drive, but as far as I'm concerned that goes for any vehicle in a FPS, and you steer with the mouse. Is this true, and more importantly, is it any good?
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #152 on: 27 Oct 2009, 14:20 »

it definitely sucks on the 360.

prolly sucks on PC too, but maybe not.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #153 on: 27 Oct 2009, 14:48 »

I don't know if I would say it sucks, but it's definitely not good. After a few minutes you should get the hang of it.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #154 on: 27 Oct 2009, 14:57 »

Holy shit Bonehead is kicking my fucking ass.

His MIDGETS are kicking my fucking ass.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #155 on: 27 Oct 2009, 15:04 »

I don't know if I would say it sucks, but it's definitely not good. After a few minutes you should get the hang of it.

That's good enough for me. I thought that, in theory, mouse steering should work better than A-D steering because you have better precision with turning. You can't make small corrections or throw over the wheel in a convincing fashion with keyboard buttons.

Damn it, if you guys are all halfway through the game by the time it releases for me, there won't be anyone to co-op with.  :|
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #156 on: 27 Oct 2009, 15:11 »

Holy shit Bonehead is kicking my fucking ass.

His MIDGETS are kicking my fucking ass.

Haha, if you're having problems with Bone Head, good luck with Sledge.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #157 on: 27 Oct 2009, 15:13 »

steering isn't bad, it's just very unintuitive. I have on PS3 and you control gas with the left stick and you use the right stick to shift the camera to where you want to go.  (i'm assuming the controls are the same on the 360)  You can only move where you move the camera, so if you're trying to tangle with a bandit vehicle you have to be driving at it to shoot it.  

I'm really loving the unique monster quests.  I just killed Mothraak and King Wee Wee.  Some of them are pretty awesome, I totally tangled with Moe and Marley about 3 or 4 levels before I should have but beating it was so incredibly satisfying.

This is probably the biggest time-sinks I've bought this year.  It's the only thing I've been playing since I've picked it up last week.  Uncharted 2 has been completely shoved to the side and I'm putting off buying Ratchet and Clank until I beat this game.  

Sledge was a dick, but what I really hated were all of his stupid minions that kept spawning.  They killed me more than he did.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #158 on: 27 Oct 2009, 15:14 »

vehicles blow a lot. it's not just unintuitive, it's counterintuitive. i feel like i need a special instruction manual just for my thumbs to read.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #159 on: 27 Oct 2009, 15:15 »

I've killed all of the bosses in really cheap ways, by standing at the door with a sniper rifle and running in and out. It works well.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #160 on: 27 Oct 2009, 16:54 »

Holy shit Bonehead is kicking my fucking ass.

His MIDGETS are kicking my fucking ass.

Haha, if you're having problems with Bone Head, good luck with Sledge.

Fuck you Brian, I don't have any cool guns.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #161 on: 27 Oct 2009, 17:06 »

if you had it for 360, i would totally give you some sweet guns to get you going.

I'm on new game+ and pretty much every group of enemies has at least one blue drop, it seems like. Then again the enemies are now hard as shit to kill so they damn well better give me some awesome shit.


Think I'm gonna take a break from this game for a couple days to finish Demon's Souls. Demon's Souls is much more conducive to smoking weed than Borderlands anyway, and i just got paid so....you know.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #162 on: 27 Oct 2009, 23:19 »

I might actually have to get live for this game.

Holy shit it's fun.

Just killed Sledge, not that bad once I decided to just snipe the fucc out of him and keep running away. I keep thinking Badass raiders are Bandit Raiders, and then they kill me.

Alpha Skags are the most obnoxious shit to kill. I wish you could sprint while strafing.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #163 on: 27 Oct 2009, 23:53 »

Playthrough 2 is no fucking joke. Even in Skag Gully, I've been crippled several times and the only reason I don't die is because there's a fucking billion dudes swarming you so it's usually pretty easy to get a second wind. Though, I have been playing a little sloppy because I'm trying to use my alien weapons as much as possible to build proficiency with them.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #164 on: 28 Oct 2009, 08:54 »

I'm really itching for some coop tonight. Any PC gamers willing to do a fresh run-through around 6 PST tonight? GID is Rhythmikk.
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« Reply #165 on: 28 Oct 2009, 09:00 »

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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #166 on: 28 Oct 2009, 09:59 »

Sweeeeeeeeeet

Hooray for PC gaming!
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #167 on: 29 Oct 2009, 11:43 »

Argh, now I received the game but Steam keeps saying the servers are too busy to pre-load...  :x
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #168 on: 29 Oct 2009, 11:46 »

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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #169 on: 29 Oct 2009, 13:14 »

I'm really itching for some coop tonight. Any PC gamers willing to do a fresh run-through around 6 PST tonight? GID is Rhythmikk.
I should be around 7 PM PST
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #170 on: 29 Oct 2009, 14:37 »

Yesss, pre-loading right now. 3 hours until release, but unfortunately I won't be able to play until 7 PM CET tommorow. Good thing I have the weekend to throw away at this. Is anyone in the European area available to play at not ridiculous times?
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #171 on: 30 Oct 2009, 05:23 »

WOOOO second wind against a badass fire skag
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #172 on: 30 Oct 2009, 06:17 »

Oh hey.  There is a problem with Radeon 4x00 graphics cards on Windows 7 where it will hard lock after about 5 mins play.

Guess who it is effecting.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #173 on: 30 Oct 2009, 10:32 »

That sucks.  Steam often hangs for me for no reason and I'm one of the few who haven't experienced problems with this game.  Beat Skagzilla a few days ago and sort of lost interest and went back to Rock Band 2 but I'm sure I'll pick it up again next week. 
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #174 on: 31 Oct 2009, 10:09 »

The game itself is pretty good, although it's impossible for me to join any multiplayer games. Whenever I try to connect it counts down 15 seconds and gives an error, every single time. The Steam forums say you have to open up some ports, and I have no idea how to do that either.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #175 on: 31 Oct 2009, 11:07 »

What kind of router are you using?

Also, opening ports is only necessary for a host, not a client -- the problem you're experiencing is a whole bunch of people not opening ports before hosting a public server.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #176 on: 31 Oct 2009, 13:35 »

Oh hey.  There is a problem with Radeon 4x00 graphics cards on Windows 7 where it will hard lock after about 5 mins play.

Guess who it is effecting.

I didn't notice this but only because I haven't bothered redownloading it after my preload broke and it got pushed back. I really didn't think I could get bored of a game between it's release date and it actually coming out. There's another reason I probably won't actually end up playing it.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #177 on: 31 Oct 2009, 16:19 »

I was running 4890+4870 Crossfire.  I took the 4870 out yesterday and it's been playing ok so far (touch wood).  There was one bug I encountered really early, where Claptrap got stuck somehow just before the medical outpost in Fyrestone.  Had to reload and play through Fyrestone again for it to do the bit properly.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #178 on: 31 Oct 2009, 22:26 »

You bitches need to buy microphones.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #179 on: 31 Oct 2009, 23:20 »

Man Co-Op is so much fun in this shit.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #180 on: 01 Nov 2009, 02:34 »

You bitches need to buy microphones.

I've got a microphone but my computer has no idea it even exists. Yeah, co-op is lots of fun but sometimes I just want to stop and sort out my weapons, search the area for loot and explore a bit, but when three people rush ahead there's no time for that. So last night I cleared out the Lost Cave solo, for those spark crystals. Man, that cave fucks you up. At the end there's an area where twelve Alpha Skags come at you in pairs. It was like they never stopped coming. The loot was well worth it, though. Got lots of elemental revolvers, and also an explosive artifact.

And what surprised me is that the vehicles in this game don't actually suck. I like using the mouse for steering, it's not jittery like using the buttons. Sure, the vehicle physics might not be entirely realistic, since the acceleration is impossibly fast, but it doesn't jump all over the place when you hit a rock. It stops, like a regular car would. And driving backwards is also surprisingly easy, contrary to the button controls where you have to turn the wheel in the opposite direction you want to go. I like it a lot. Especially running over lots of skags.

By the way, has anyone gotten the challenge "12 days of Pandora" yet? The challenges are in the missions tab, select them at the top.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #181 on: 01 Nov 2009, 02:53 »

It seems like they hold off on corrosive damage weapons for a good long while - I'm at level 22 presently and I've only seen it once in a grenade mod. Once I kill two people with acid damage I'll have the achievement.
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« Reply #182 on: 01 Nov 2009, 02:56 »

Same here. I did find a corrosive SMG once, but that was lv 25 to use, and I was only 17. It gave me a good buck.

(Wail of agony from people playing soldier)

Now I find out that my tendency to shoot everything in the face is backfiring on me. Then Alpha Skags have got massive armor plating all over their head and back, so my revolver only does 60 damage per shot there. When I can shoot it in the flank, however, that goes up to 300. And I always happen to be reloading at the moment it opens its mouth.

Also, has anyone playing Mordecai put points in Lethal Strike? I've got a bladed revolver and this skill is devastating to everything more than two levels below you. Every skag that's not an Adult or higher, I can cleave in half with 1000+ damage. Great for saving ammo.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #183 on: 01 Nov 2009, 06:44 »

I got it a while ago, I think it was mainly from my corrosive bloodwing.

There are some ways to make the skags roar a lot so you can crit them in the mouth, usually by being far away or finding an area boundary.
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #184 on: 01 Nov 2009, 08:33 »

You bitches need to buy microphones.
Yeah, co-op is lots of fun but sometimes I just want to stop and sort out my weapons, search the area for loot and explore a bit, but when three people rush ahead there's no time for that.

I'm a loot-whore too, so I like taking my team and slowly working through a level (although it's not such a big deal anymore because I have regenerative ammo).
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Re: Borderlands
« Reply #185 on: 01 Nov 2009, 08:37 »

I got it a while ago, I think it was mainly from my corrosive bloodwing.

There are some ways to make the skags roar a lot so you can crit them in the mouth, usually by being far away or finding an area boundary.

Is this for the second playthrough?  Because in the first playthrough the only skags that haven't been trivial so far at equal or lesser level were Harley, Moe and Skagzilla.
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« Reply #186 on: 01 Nov 2009, 08:42 »

I do have a mic, but I share a room with my brother, so I tend to not use it at night.
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« Reply #187 on: 01 Nov 2009, 11:00 »

I finally got through Playthrough 1 at lvl 36. Starting the second today.
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« Reply #188 on: 01 Nov 2009, 11:47 »

Yessss. I'm a few hours in to my second playthrough but I stopped because soloing is so much less fun. We need to hook it up so we can power through to 50. I need to 1000/1000 this game before Dragon Age comes out.
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« Reply #189 on: 01 Nov 2009, 17:22 »

My first excursion into online multiplayer has been a bit of a dissapointment, but it has more to do with the people who were playing and not the game itself.  I ran out of ammo a few times because people just decided to pick up everything they could without even considering the other players.
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« Reply #190 on: 01 Nov 2009, 17:46 »

Play with me -- support gunners regenerate ammo for all teammates!
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« Reply #191 on: 02 Nov 2009, 09:28 »

I was playing with 3 support gunners last night which was ridiculous in terms of ammo regeneration.

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« Reply #192 on: 02 Nov 2009, 14:12 »

Fucking microphone won't work even though I tried installing and uninstalling three different drivers.

People in my game seem to get a lot of lag when I host. Does anyone know what I can do about this?
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« Reply #193 on: 02 Nov 2009, 15:54 »

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« Reply #194 on: 03 Nov 2009, 15:15 »

What, like to a new house?  :? But the people I played with haven't configurated their ports, so I just send out the invites.
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« Reply #195 on: 03 Nov 2009, 16:28 »

My new alien shotgun electrocutes people so that their skulls explode very slowly.
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« Reply #196 on: 03 Nov 2009, 20:28 »

Like, move to North America.

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« Reply #197 on: 04 Nov 2009, 08:07 »

Woo, finally got this. Spent all of yesterday punching things to death.
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« Reply #198 on: 04 Nov 2009, 14:59 »

Hey, you know One-Eyed Jack, right? He drops this gun called Madjack. It's got mad damage, mad accuracy, mad firing rate, and mad looks. A bit after I got it I ran straight into the gun of a Badass Bruiser. I emptied two clips in him in panic, and took him out clean. So I had this other revolver, purple rarity, 3x explosive and stats all below the Madjack, so I thought, I won't need that anymore! Sold it. Then I go about using Madjack. It's a great gun, takes out most bandits in one shot, some two, has got a good sight on it, and 95 accuracy with that. The shots even ricochet off surfaces! No problem, right? Problem.

IT DOESN'T SHOOT FUCKING STRAIGHT.

Ohhh, so that's why they call it the Madjack! The bullet swerves around madly in the general direction of your aim, and half the time it bends perfectly around your target. Fuck! What good is 95 accuracy if it doesn't even travel in a straight line? By that time I had gone to another area and the shops had restocked so the other gun is nowhere to be found in the buy-back list. Goddamn it.

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« Reply #199 on: 04 Nov 2009, 18:11 »

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