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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #50 on: 13 Oct 2009, 20:20 »

I think I posted this in the Sea Creatures to Look Out For thread, but it still applies.  This thing is fucking freaky.


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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #51 on: 13 Oct 2009, 20:30 »

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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #52 on: 14 Oct 2009, 13:21 »

That sea angel is fucking creepy indeed... But it makes me laugh at the same time as it looks like a weird penis.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #53 on: 15 Oct 2009, 01:45 »


LIGER
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #54 on: 15 Oct 2009, 02:40 »

Which one?
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #55 on: 15 Oct 2009, 02:51 »

Ehh, just looks like a baby lion that grew up and didn't lose its faint markings.
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« Reply #56 on: 15 Oct 2009, 03:01 »

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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #57 on: 15 Oct 2009, 04:50 »

what an abomination of science.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #58 on: 15 Oct 2009, 05:23 »



Both giraffes and squirrels are pretty weird.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #59 on: 15 Oct 2009, 05:28 »

Especially if you pretend that nostril is it's eye.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #60 on: 15 Oct 2009, 05:41 »

Mmm, delicious squirrel.

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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #61 on: 15 Oct 2009, 07:24 »

Harry lions do not have striped skin.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #62 on: 15 Oct 2009, 07:37 »

When they're very young they have kind of mottled, spotty patterns on their fur, but they lose them when they get bigger.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #63 on: 15 Oct 2009, 08:11 »

Trust him; he's Australian!
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #64 on: 15 Oct 2009, 08:12 »

Liger

You fuck I just spent an hour reading about tigers on wikipedia.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #65 on: 15 Oct 2009, 08:18 »

When they're very young they have kind of mottled, spotty patterns on their fur, but they lose them when they get bigger.

Right, but zebras have funny patterns on their coats, too, and so do appaloosa horses, but only one of these has patterned skin.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #66 on: 15 Oct 2009, 18:56 »

what an abomination of science.

...huh?


Birds can be pretty crazy in general, even the more-or-less mundane ones!


And did you know that as long as they are well-fed, finches can live for hundreds of days without water (besides the tiny levels of water in the seeds they consume)?
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #67 on: 15 Oct 2009, 19:19 »


Seahorse!

Their reproduction is the mirror opposite of mammalian reproduction - The female ejaculate eggs into a cavity in the male's body, where it is fertilized and gestated until the male gives birth to tinier seahorses.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #68 on: 15 Oct 2009, 19:27 »

Right, but zebras have funny patterns on their coats, too, and so do appaloosa horses, but only one of these has patterned skin.

See when you said that the first time I figured it was just a typo and we were really talking about fur. Why are we talking about skin? When did skin come into it?
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #69 on: 15 Oct 2009, 19:57 »

yeah i am not really sure why we are talking about skin or what exactly is being argued either.

hey here's another weird animal! it's a hoatzin!



they have their own family and genus and nobody really knows where they came from or what they're related to at all!

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The Hoatzin is arguably the most enigmatic living bird in regard to its phylogenetic relationships. No satisfying evolutionary hypothesis has been proposed, and the situation has actually become worse with the availability of DNA sequence data.

hoatzins also smell like shit (literally, hence their other name "stinkbird") and their chicks have two claws on their thumb and first finger, respectively, which they use to climb trees until they learn how to fly. like a real life dinosaur! (okay i guess all birds are basically real life dinosaurs but come on that is so freaky and cool)



ADDED BONUS: i also found this while searching google images -



yep, that's a hoatzin furry.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #70 on: 15 Oct 2009, 23:32 »

Ligers have striped skin. Lions have stripey fur as cubs but lose it as they get older because their skin is not stripey.

Who was arguing?
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #71 on: 16 Oct 2009, 00:58 »

No-one's arguing! I was just confused because we were talking about ligers and then suddenly we were talking about skin and there was no explanation as to why. Unless it was in that wikipedia link that I didn't read, because seriously, if I read every link I come across on the internet I'd never have time to do anything else.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #72 on: 16 Oct 2009, 01:21 »

Isn't procrastionation the point of the internet? that's what I use it for at least ...

Also:



Albino Kookaburra. Nice birds even when not albino.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #73 on: 16 Oct 2009, 01:48 »

Oh, I thought people knew that tigers had striped skin. It is a pretty weird thing! This is a thread about weird animals, so I figured people would know that here.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #74 on: 16 Oct 2009, 14:32 »

The Lion's Mane Jellyfish can grow longer than the Blue Whale!
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #75 on: 16 Oct 2009, 16:04 »



Capybaras are totally my favorite animal in the world.  They're so..... snooty-looking!  They are the mascot for my fictional university.  Carlito Capybara.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #76 on: 17 Oct 2009, 02:26 »

I can't get over that giraffe licking the squirrel.
I keep coming back here just to look at it again; it is now my laptop desktop.
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« Reply #77 on: 17 Oct 2009, 14:20 »

Capybaras are totally my favorite animal in the world.  They're so..... snooty-looking!  They are the mascot for my fictional university.  Carlito Capybara.

They seem more sad and disappointed with life than snooty in that particular picture. Also sleepy.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #78 on: 17 Oct 2009, 14:30 »

Naw man, that is not a look of disappointment. That is a "sucka fool I am better than you" face. Pinkies up.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #79 on: 17 Oct 2009, 14:41 »

~beauty & grace~
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #80 on: 17 Oct 2009, 14:52 »

That made me laugh.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #81 on: 18 Oct 2009, 04:41 »

Damn, I have some terrible pain in my muscles right now so that picture was horrible for me. I can't stop laughing and feeling pain XD
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #82 on: 18 Oct 2009, 08:26 »

Naw man, that is not a look of disappointment. That is a "sucka fool I am better than you" face. Pinkies up.

I dunno, dude. The fact that they are looking down to the ground kind of belies arrogance. They are contemplating how we are all just blades of grass on the unkept lawn of eternity, swaying slightly in the gentle breeze of infinity. Rooted in place. Nowhere to go but up towards the impossible goal of the sun.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #83 on: 18 Oct 2009, 08:54 »

They are quite clearly mourning the passing of a dearly beloved friend. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #84 on: 18 Oct 2009, 12:41 »

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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #85 on: 18 Oct 2009, 13:17 »

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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #86 on: 20 Oct 2009, 19:09 »

They are quite clearly mourning the passing of a dearly beloved friend. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Or they are looking down on some off screen lesser creature.
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #87 on: 05 Nov 2009, 14:08 »

Does that llama have a cleft lip and palate?
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Re: let's all talk about our favourite weird animals
« Reply #88 on: 05 Nov 2009, 14:41 »

I'm pretty sure thats how all llamas look.
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