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Betty or Wilma
« on: 27 Oct 2009, 17:28 »

I personally am a Wilma man.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #1 on: 27 Oct 2009, 18:30 »

Betty, even if her voice is kind of annoying.


Sorry gingers.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #2 on: 27 Oct 2009, 18:34 »

Gingers everywhere are letting out a sigh of relief.

I don't really find cartoon chicks hot.  I'm weird that way.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #3 on: 27 Oct 2009, 18:42 »

I thought we were trying to make this awkward though.

I mean, we already have an entire comics discussion board if we seriously wanted to go troll people on the topic.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #4 on: 27 Oct 2009, 18:47 »

I think I actually am weird for never finding cartoon chicks hot.  Everyone I know has always seemed to be able to do so, except me.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #5 on: 27 Oct 2009, 18:50 »

I don't think you're weird at all. I mean, I can appreciate that in the cartoons' universe they're meant to be attractive but I'm not about to start thinkin' about bangin' Betty or Wilma. That said, Imma go Betty because she has eyes as opposed to creepy dots.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #6 on: 27 Oct 2009, 18:50 »

I am so tempted to go looking for a ton of Simpson/Family Guy porn to post in this thread right now!

...Maybe Jussi will help.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #7 on: 27 Oct 2009, 19:11 »

It's probably less the idea of cartoon characters being hot and more the idea of thinking about sex, I guess. Jessica Rabbit isn't attractive so much as suggestive.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #8 on: 27 Oct 2009, 19:15 »

Goddamnit.  I think I'm turning this into a legitimate discussion.  I apologize and as penance I shall vote for Wilma (I'm the opposite on gingers) and give you guys this.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #9 on: 27 Oct 2009, 19:17 »

I am so tempted to go looking for a ton of Simpson/Family Guy porn to post in this thread right now!

...Maybe Jussi will help.

Maybe you should recall that Kieffer once got banned for doing just such a thing.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #11 on: 27 Oct 2009, 19:18 »

Absolutely.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #12 on: 27 Oct 2009, 19:19 »

As terrifying as those are, are they really more terrifying than this was?
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #13 on: 27 Oct 2009, 19:20 »

Harry, you ruin all of my fun.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #14 on: 27 Oct 2009, 19:28 »

I am so tempted to go looking for a ton of Simpson/Family Guy porn to post in this thread right now!

...Maybe Jussi will help.

Maybe you should recall that Kieffer once got banned for doing just such a thing.
And look how well that worked.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #15 on: 27 Oct 2009, 19:48 »

Harry, you ruin all of my fun.

Sorry man, but sometimes I have to stop being the fun guy and start being the mod. I try to do it as little as possible.

Maybe you should recall that Kieffer once got banned for doing just such a thing.
And look how well that worked.

The point is here not whether or not it was effective, but why it was done. The forum has a simple and clearly stated "no porn" rule.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #16 on: 27 Oct 2009, 19:50 »

Except for guitar porn.

Keep the guitar porn coming, guys.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #17 on: 27 Oct 2009, 19:59 »

Except for guitar porn.

Keep the guitar porn coming, guys.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #18 on: 27 Oct 2009, 20:11 »

What, nobody likes Pebbles? That's a good thing, because that'd be all kinds of wrong. Pervs.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #19 on: 27 Oct 2009, 20:19 »

The only good thing to come from that list is that it reminded me of Cool World, and that's good enough. And maybe this is just me overthinking the subject, but speaking of all kinds of wrong, Ariel is supposed to be like, 13 isn't she? Pervs for making that damn list in general, basically the creator should just say is "hey I've done some pretty wrong things while watching a bunch of Disney movies."
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #20 on: 27 Oct 2009, 20:23 »

In the movie Ariel says she is sixteen.  It's probably okay because I'm guessing whoever made that list isn't much older.

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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #21 on: 27 Oct 2009, 20:32 »

When you think about it, most Disney princesses are in their teens. Ariel, Princess Jasmine, and Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) are all 16 and the others are all most likely under 20.

Basically the moral of Disney's stories for girls is that you should get married when you're 16.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #22 on: 27 Oct 2009, 20:57 »

Also that your waist should be smaller than your head.  This seems to be true of all cartoon women.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #23 on: 27 Oct 2009, 21:01 »

Congratulations! Your waist is now a black hole!
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #24 on: 27 Oct 2009, 21:03 »

What, nobody likes Pebbles? That's a good thing, because that'd be all kinds of wrong. Pervs.

In the sequel where she grows up she was pretty nice.  I don't quite remember what the show was about, but I think it was some sort of stone age Scooby Doo
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #25 on: 27 Oct 2009, 21:11 »

I remember the pebbles and bam bam show, where they were teenagers. Pretty sure there was a cartoon movie of them in their 20s though.

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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #26 on: 27 Oct 2009, 21:17 »

Also that your waist should be smaller than your head.  This seems to be true of all cartoon women.
Have you seen the bumper on Princess Jasmine? I mean, Aladdin must have been rocking her magic carpet for hours...
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #27 on: 27 Oct 2009, 21:21 »

...Did you read my fanfiction, Blu?
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #28 on: 27 Oct 2009, 21:23 »

I remember the pebbles and bam bam show, where they were teenagers. Pretty sure there was a cartoon movie of them in their 20s though.

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Yeah, the Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm show was what I was thinking of. Never knew they got married, kind of expected it though.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #29 on: 27 Oct 2009, 22:26 »

...Did you read my fanfiction, Blu?
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1st page.

1st Freakin' page. Congratulations internet.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #30 on: 28 Oct 2009, 01:01 »




What about it?
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #31 on: 28 Oct 2009, 01:54 »

A group of friends and myself once thought up the novel idea to use rotoscoping to bring cartoon characters into real life porn.

Realtai was what we dubbed it. Still hoping to do it one day.

And totally a Betty man. I do love gingas but I dunno, Wilma never did it for me.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #32 on: 28 Oct 2009, 03:22 »

Velma wins all.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #33 on: 28 Oct 2009, 03:45 »

What about it?

Just look at all those flowers with their sexual organs all dangling about all over the place. God damn it, that's one image I'll never be able to get out of my head!
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #34 on: 28 Oct 2009, 03:53 »

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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #35 on: 28 Oct 2009, 04:39 »

I tried it and there was no porn, but there was this:



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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #36 on: 28 Oct 2009, 05:52 »

Jasmine was my first celebrity crush.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #37 on: 28 Oct 2009, 08:25 »

http://images.halloweencostumes.com/sexy-wilma-flintstone-costu.jpg

http://images.halloweencostumes.com/sexy-betty-rubble-costume.jpg

These are terrifying

Would Betty, sorry.

Also, a twisting trail of wikipedia has lead me to find out that they're making a Fraggle Rock movie hell yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #38 on: 28 Oct 2009, 13:43 »

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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #39 on: 28 Oct 2009, 15:21 »

Also, a twisting trail of wikipedia has lead me to find out that they're making a Fraggle Rock movie hell yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Whaaaaaaaaaa omggggggggggggg YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #40 on: 28 Oct 2009, 15:23 »

what's Fraggle Rock?  :|
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #41 on: 28 Oct 2009, 15:23 »

just kidding!


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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #42 on: 28 Oct 2009, 15:32 »

Seriously though, what's Fraggle Rock?
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #43 on: 28 Oct 2009, 16:02 »

Betty...shes a babe-asaurus!

if she was a president she would be babe-rahame lincoln

in latin she would be babe-a majora!
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #44 on: 28 Oct 2009, 16:46 »

Seriously though, what's Fraggle Rock?

Fraggle Rock is like digging a tunnel underground and finding all your childhood dreams infused with mescaline.

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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #45 on: 28 Oct 2009, 17:16 »

I can't agree with that, but mostly because Fraggle Rock was pretty boring and mescaline isn't.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #46 on: 29 Oct 2009, 04:29 »

Drug user high five, Alex.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #47 on: 29 Oct 2009, 07:28 »

I guess it was naive of me to think that people would mostly focus on the "Fraggle Rock kinda sucked" portion of that opinion.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #48 on: 29 Oct 2009, 08:15 »

We're not college humor.  We don't have a huge hard-on for everything from our childhood.
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Re: Betty or Wilma
« Reply #49 on: 29 Oct 2009, 08:25 »

I dunno, I've found that such things are a near universal condition for stuff like Fraggle Rock, and honestly, I could never sit through that show as a kid.
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