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Is this the manliest thing ever?
« on: 23 Oct 2009, 05:01 »

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=68999

Anvil shooting. Get two anvils, put some explosives between them, launch one of them 200 feet in the air. There is in fact a current world champion at this.

It's one of those completely pointless things that blokes can't help but be impressed by.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #1 on: 23 Oct 2009, 05:02 »

Switch . . . blade?

Is it really you?
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #2 on: 23 Oct 2009, 07:35 »

uhmm.... no?

Oh alright, yes, you caught me. That's what I get for posting as opposed to lurking.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #3 on: 23 Oct 2009, 07:42 »

Completely unrelated (and I don't mean that ironically!): What's the difference of manly and stupid again?
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #4 on: 23 Oct 2009, 07:46 »

When you're in college, it's stupid.
Once you've graduated, it's manly.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #5 on: 23 Oct 2009, 08:08 »

It's manly with a beard. Like all things.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #6 on: 23 Oct 2009, 08:27 »

I'm pretty sure I saw something like this in one of the Jackass movies
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #7 on: 23 Oct 2009, 08:34 »

There is no way that can be safe. At all. Then again, what is manly is not always safe.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #8 on: 23 Oct 2009, 10:16 »

There is no way that can be safe. At all. Then again, what is manly is never safe.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #9 on: 23 Oct 2009, 10:23 »

It is not. (Wait for it)

The manliest thing ever was declared ages ago. (Here it comes)

The manliest thing ever is: (It had to happen)

Sam. (Obligatory Sam is manly remark)
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #10 on: 23 Oct 2009, 10:47 »

I don't understand a single word Sam ever says, though.

One would think a manly man would also be fairly wordy. Think James Bond.

If the manliest man were on these forums, under that guideline..it'd be Harry.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #11 on: 23 Oct 2009, 10:57 »



Proving you don't need to have a beard to be manly.



(Incedentally, I accidentally Googled "Josh Peck" instead...)
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #12 on: 23 Oct 2009, 13:41 »

I think he may have won The Badass Games one year too?
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #13 on: 23 Oct 2009, 22:14 »

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these are some really excellent comments
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #14 on: 23 Oct 2009, 23:25 »

Completely unrelated (and I don't mean that ironically!): What's the difference of manly and stupid again?

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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #15 on: 24 Oct 2009, 00:42 »

fought bears

Flattering, but a misconception. I actually mediated in a dispute between two warring bear clans.

Then we all shared a bottle of single malt. We did not get drunk, for real men (and bears) do not get drunk: real men (and bears) drink until they become wistful and bittersweet, remembering lost loves and loves that never were. At four in the morning real men (and bears) stop drinking, and become solemn, and wait for the sun to rise on a new day.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #16 on: 24 Oct 2009, 03:10 »

Ah, man. I was expecting him to use tannerite, and shoot it to set it off. That would be even manlier.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #17 on: 24 Oct 2009, 19:10 »

fought bears

Flattering, but a misconception. I actually mediated in a dispute between two warring bear clans.

Then we all shared a bottle of single malt. We did not get drunk, for real men (and bears) do not get drunk: real men (and bears) drink until they become wistful and bittersweet, remembering lost loves and loves that never were. At four in the morning real men (and bears) stop drinking, and become solemn, and wait for the sun to rise on a new day.


That was a beautiful post.




Also, this is bad ass. And apparently, I have a friend who does this!
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #18 on: 25 Oct 2009, 03:10 »

Jeez Harry no need to flaunt your manliness. We already knew.

You're like Hemingway, except without all of the misogyny and moodswings. Respectfulness and dependability being core manly attributes, this makes you a more manly version of Hemingway.

Jeeeez.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #19 on: 25 Oct 2009, 03:14 »

Have I mentioned my freakishly high pain tolerance?
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #20 on: 25 Oct 2009, 06:06 »

Seriously though I had no idea you guys held me in such high esteem. It's very humbling.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #21 on: 25 Oct 2009, 07:34 »

Being humble isn't manly, cease and desist.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #22 on: 25 Oct 2009, 07:49 »

yeah harry wins

By this modest concession though, perhaps Sam has proven himself even manlier. For is it not the great man who in addition to knowing when he is the victor, knows when he is defeated? Through this modesty, there is good chance that Sam has laid himself out forth at the manliest man, as modest in defeat as victory.

Though we cannot ignore the chance that this is a feint in which to sway our voting, casting himself in a light that will highlight modesty, in order to elevate his manly standing? We cannot ignore this possibility, for the true manly man is not only modest, but he is cunning. Through these recent developments, I say that we cannot write off our dear friend Sam as of just yet.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #23 on: 25 Oct 2009, 17:43 »

Manly men do not get defeated.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #24 on: 25 Oct 2009, 18:00 »

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #25 on: 25 Oct 2009, 20:12 »

is it me or smoothing the black powder out with a piece of metal on top of another piece of metal probably isnt the smartest way to do that. Guess that's why I'm not manly, i enjoy having and keeping all my fingers.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #26 on: 25 Oct 2009, 20:16 »

We did not get drunk, for real men (and bears) do not get drunk: real men (and bears) drink until they become wistful and bittersweet, remembering lost loves and loves that never were. At four in the morning real men (and bears) stop drinking, and become solemn, and wait for the sun to rise on a new day.

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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #27 on: 25 Oct 2009, 23:20 »

Wait. So are we saying that Sam is manly because he can super grow a beard? Because that is a shit ass reason to claim manliness. I once knew a kid who was growing good manly beard since middle school, but he also liked dressing in woman's clothes. Beardliness =/= manliness, but it can help.

Harry is easily more manly.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #28 on: 25 Oct 2009, 23:44 »

At this point I should tell you all that in high school I had more female friends than male friends, and one of them told me that they considered me to be an honorary girl.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #29 on: 26 Oct 2009, 00:21 »

Wait. So are we saying that Sam is manly because he can super grow a beard? Because that is a shit ass reason to claim manliness. I once knew a kid who was growing good manly beard since middle school, but he also liked dressing in woman's clothes. Beardliness =/= manliness, but it can help.

Harry is easily more manly.


Considering that (a) beards require significant quantities of testosterone to exist at all and (b) apparently you don't know Sam, I'm going to say the competition is still on.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #30 on: 26 Oct 2009, 00:28 »

At this point I should tell you all that in high school I had more female friends than male friends, and one of them told me that they considered me to be an honorary girl.

You're not alone there.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #31 on: 26 Oct 2009, 00:54 »

Sam is awesome but he don't got the suave or the wisdom
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #32 on: 26 Oct 2009, 05:43 »

Why does dressing in women's clothes make someone not manly?
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #33 on: 26 Oct 2009, 07:02 »

Yeah, I could consider John Cleese to be a man's man, as well.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #34 on: 26 Oct 2009, 07:17 »

At this point I should tell you all that in high school I had more female friends than male friends, and one of them told me that they considered me to be an honorary girl.

Man, and he's also honest.

That is a very manly attribute.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #35 on: 27 Oct 2009, 04:54 »

I once knew a kid who was growing good manly beard since middle school, but he also liked dressing in woman's clothes.

Who said that's unmanly?
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #36 on: 29 Oct 2009, 04:10 »

Looking at the videos, I have to say I'd feel safer around the guy shooting the anvil a hundred feet than around those yahoos shooting it 3 feet.  :-o
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #37 on: 29 Oct 2009, 04:17 »

At this point I should tell you all that in high school I had more female friends than male friends, and one of them told me that they considered me to be an honorary girl.

How is that an Honour?
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #38 on: 29 Oct 2009, 07:02 »

At this point I should tell you all that in high school I had more female friends than male friends, and one of them told me that they considered me to be an honorary girl.

How is that an Honour?

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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #39 on: 30 Oct 2009, 08:26 »

Why does dressing in women's clothes make someone not manly?

Because it's womanly, since they're women's clothes.  Womanly things are, rather by definition, not manly things.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #40 on: 31 Oct 2009, 17:21 »

I once knew a kid who was growing good manly beard since middle school, but he also liked dressing in woman's clothes.

Who said that's unmanly?

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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #41 on: 31 Oct 2009, 23:16 »

Tonight I was chewing tobacco, dipping, and smoking a cigarette at the same time. That was maybe the manliest moment I've had in a hot minute.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #42 on: 31 Oct 2009, 23:16 »

Then I got really high on Nicotine, got all dizzy, and had to sit down.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #43 on: 31 Oct 2009, 23:17 »

It's been like 3 hours, I still haven't completely recovered.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #44 on: 31 Oct 2009, 23:38 »

Nut up, Kieffer.
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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #45 on: 31 Oct 2009, 23:38 »

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Re: Is this the manliest thing ever?
« Reply #46 on: 31 Oct 2009, 23:40 »

Dude that was like, overdose levels of nicotine.

I really want to get some snuff, so I can realllllly go for it though. I think that could knock me out.

Or maybe make nicotine edibles....
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