THREE bucks for wine?! Oh, you poor deprived Massachusettean (is that right?), not to mention the comparing of your home state to Pennsylvania without knowing the glory that is non-San Francisco, LA, and redneck (yes, we have them, thus prop.
California. Here it's sunny, about 50F, and, best of all, we have TWO dollar wine. It's called Two Buck Chuck, available at any Trader Joe's, and it is, I've been told, very good (I wouldn't know, I don't drink alcohol). As in, beating snobby 90$ wines in blind taste tests good.
Here's the wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Shaw_wine (Any perceived snobbery on my part is purely intended for comic purposes, FSM knows we have our issues here too).
Yeah, really. I haven't thought of something witty in years...
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ZING!
WHAT goddammit WHAT
Exactly.
Tunnel!!
You sneaky bastard (in the good, jovial, totally-not-internet-misunderstood way. And I need to stop worrying about disclaimers. Bad me, bad!).
I didn't even know there was such a thing as $3 wine...
Heck, if you're paying 3 bucks, you're paying too much. Just look up.