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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #100 on: 10 Sep 2009, 03:39 »
Quote from: Masterbainter on 10 Sep 2009, 00:52
girl in class, "are you fisting me!?"

it was during lab.  No one was fisting her, especially not me... yet.


You'd think you'd... feel... ?
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #101 on: 10 Sep 2009, 06:02 »
Small fists?

No. Wait. That's not the only option.
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #102 on: 10 Sep 2009, 14:32 »
"If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #103 on: 06 Oct 2009, 18:16 »
random utterings from friends of mine....


"I'd shit in a bin full of orphans without even breaking a sweat!"

Me: "Dare I ask how much you'd drank at that point?!"
Friend: "Out of his cock? Or in general?"

"I've gotta be honest, those shoes really don't match those nipples!"

and my favourite:  "Pokemon's basically just badger-baiting for kids..."
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #104 on: 07 Oct 2009, 17:15 »
"This song is not about casual sex."
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #105 on: 01 Nov 2009, 01:14 »
"You shit too fast!"
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #106 on: 01 Nov 2009, 05:01 »
Quote from: jodizzle on 08 Aug 2009, 14:52
Man I had not looked in this thread before. Turns out there is an awful lot of me in it.  Thanks guys, this is why I can't hang out with the internets.

Wait, is this why she hasn't been around lately? doh
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #107 on: 01 Nov 2009, 06:17 »
Quote from: spoon_of_grimbo on 06 Oct 2009, 18:16
"I'd shit in a bin full of orphans without even breaking a sweat!"

This is from The Mighty Boosh
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #108 on: 01 Nov 2009, 09:29 »
"If it's a severed head, I'm gonna be very upset."
-Wayne's World.
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #109 on: 01 Nov 2009, 12:12 »
Quote from: öde on 01 Nov 2009, 06:17
Quote from: spoon_of_grimbo on 06 Oct 2009, 18:16
"I'd shit in a bin full of orphans without even breaking a sweat!"

This is from The Mighty Boosh

so apparently my mate is not only a plagiarising bastard, but also a plagiarising bastard with terrible taste in comedy shows...
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #110 on: 01 Nov 2009, 18:29 »
Quote from: öde on 01 Nov 2009, 06:17
Quote from: spoon_of_grimbo on 06 Oct 2009, 18:16
"I'd shit in a bin full of orphans without even breaking a sweat!"
This is from The Mighty Boosh
Damn man, that show makes no frikkin sense.
I like British humor, it's great. Monty Python makes my Python hard.  :wink:
Seinfeld, doesn't make sense when I'm sober, give me a few tokes and I'm great, I can understand what's going on.
Mighty Boosh, well...
Sober or high, doesn't make no goddam sense.
What the hell is the deal with the mailboxes on their heads?

Quote-machine is broken. Should take 4-5 business days to fix.
Sorry for any inconvenience.
Oh, and for the horribly obvious sexual innuendo.
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #111 on: 02 Nov 2009, 07:42 »
The full quote is "I'm so evil I'd shit in a bin of orphans without breaking a sweat"

I'm guessing the "mailboxes" you're referring to are the magical doors, which are magical doors.

If you need to be high or drunk to find things funny, other than stoner films, it's probably not funny in the first place. Like stoner films.
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #112 on: 02 Nov 2009, 11:56 »
"Bullets! My only weakness, how did they know?!"
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #113 on: 02 Nov 2009, 17:54 »
"I'm wearing the wig."


Actually, that one is worse IN context.  Hm.
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #114 on: 02 Nov 2009, 23:00 »
Quote from: öde on 02 Nov 2009, 07:42
The full quote is "I'm so evil I'd shit in a bin of orphans without breaking a sweat"

I'm guessing the "mailboxes" you're referring to are the magical doors, which are magical doors.

If you need to be high or drunk to find things funny, other than stoner films, it's probably not funny in the first place. Like stoner films.

Well yeah except that Seinfeld is funny. Really very funny.
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Quote from: Ozymandias on 17 Mar 2011, 10:24
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #115 on: 03 Nov 2009, 05:24 »
Is it funny, or funny when you're high? I don't really get your point without that clarification.
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #116 on: 03 Nov 2009, 11:09 »
"Don't worry, slugger... I'm not hurting your mother!"

Also there's Overheard.
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #117 on: 03 Nov 2009, 13:19 »
"Is it scribblies?" - on the top page of my logic notes
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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #118 on: 04 Nov 2009, 05:23 »
Quote from: öde on 03 Nov 2009, 05:24
Is it funny, or funny when you're high? I don't really get your point without that clarification.

funny
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Quote from: Ozymandias on 17 Mar 2011, 10:24
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #119 on: 05 Nov 2009, 17:25 »
"Oh my god, there's a bear in my Cereal! AHHH!"

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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #120 on: 06 Nov 2009, 05:16 »
Quote from: Linds on 06 Nov 2009, 05:03
I want to learn how to swing soooo bad.
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Quote from: Ozymandias on 17 Mar 2011, 10:24
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: Out-of-Context Quotes
« Reply #121 on: 12 Nov 2009, 15:51 »
"Holy hell, are my new boxers made of wool? 'Cause my weasel's getting heat stroke." -Bob Kelso.
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