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Boff/Kill/Marry
« on: 16 Jan 2010, 15:06 »

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #1 on: 16 Jan 2010, 15:13 »



Holy poorly-choreographed-sixties-fight-scene, Batman...?
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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #2 on: 16 Jan 2010, 15:37 »

Kill Burt and Ernie, boff Cookie Monster and marry Big Bird.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #3 on: 16 Jan 2010, 15:46 »

Boff the Joker (could be weird in bed so if I gotta "boff" one of these guys I might as well go all out), Kill Lex Luthor, Marry Mangneto (he's the most powerful I feel like i.e. most perks b/c people are afraid of him)

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #4 on: 16 Jan 2010, 15:54 »

Kill Merlin, Boff Gandalf, marry Dumbledore.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #5 on: 16 Jan 2010, 16:28 »

boff clinton, marry obama, kill... you know. come on, you're barely even trying!

marry/boff/kill: batman, superman, robin.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #6 on: 16 Jan 2010, 16:37 »

Boff Robin, Marry Superman, Kill Batman.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #7 on: 16 Jan 2010, 17:00 »

The Situation, DJ Paulie D, Snooki.
Boff Marry Kill

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #8 on: 16 Jan 2010, 17:21 »

Boff Tommy
Marry Johnny
Kill Joe

I wouldn't marry Joe since it would take so much time before the actual wedding takes place. Also, the only thing I would be scared with boffing Tommy is STDs.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #9 on: 16 Jan 2010, 17:26 »

Boff Joanna Newsom
Marry Regina Spektor
Kill Annie Clark
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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #10 on: 16 Jan 2010, 17:32 »

boff clinton, marry obama, kill... you know. come on, you're barely even trying!

marry/boff/kill: batman, superman, robin.



What? you wouldn't marry Bill Clinton? George Bush is in there for completion's sake, the real dilemma is Clinton vs Obama.
...come on! Clinton! Who wouldn't want to wake up next to that lovable goof every morning? He's basically Homer Simpson, but as a former World Leader.
Since RM didn't submit a new B/K/M

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #11 on: 16 Jan 2010, 17:36 »

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #12 on: 16 Jan 2010, 17:45 »

Nah, Tommy is boff-able material. (says the 16 year-old dude)
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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #13 on: 16 Jan 2010, 17:48 »

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #14 on: 16 Jan 2010, 18:11 »

kill: Binky
marry: Homer Simpson
boff: Phillip J Fry

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #15 on: 16 Jan 2010, 18:19 »

Boff: XBox
Marry: Nintendo
Kill: Playstation.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #16 on: 16 Jan 2010, 18:30 »

Boff Robin, Marry Superman, Kill Batman.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #17 on: 16 Jan 2010, 18:30 »

Besides batman already died.
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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #18 on: 16 Jan 2010, 18:57 »

Superman died too!
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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #19 on: 16 Jan 2010, 19:08 »

Aquaman > Batman, Robin and Superman combined.
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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #20 on: 16 Jan 2010, 19:23 »

Robin died like 4 times!

Boff Black Metal
Marry Death Metal
Kill Doom Metal

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #21 on: 16 Jan 2010, 19:49 »

Marry Rollins
Boff Shakespeare
Kill Nicholson.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #22 on: 16 Jan 2010, 20:23 »

Kill fleshlight
Boff rabbit vibrator
Marry iPhone


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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #23 on: 17 Jan 2010, 01:45 »

Kill Noodle Western
Boff Spaghetti Western
Marry Space Western

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #24 on: 17 Jan 2010, 02:27 »

Kill Mario
Boff Every single Toad
Marry Wario

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #25 on: 17 Jan 2010, 05:03 »

Kill Jesus.
Boff Hitler.
Marry Ladyboys.


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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #26 on: 17 Jan 2010, 08:04 »

:? :| :-o

THEY'RE ALL THE SAME!

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #27 on: 17 Jan 2010, 09:11 »

Stepping up since Jace forgot to give us options

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #28 on: 17 Jan 2010, 09:19 »

I'd stay single and celibate and kill them all.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #29 on: 17 Jan 2010, 10:06 »

Besides batman already died.

Although Bruce Wayne "died", Dick Grayson is Batman and Damian Wayne is Robin, thus the question still works.
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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #30 on: 17 Jan 2010, 12:57 »

I'd stay single and celibate and kill them all.

aw, Linds. B/K/M has one rule. It's an easy rule to follow.
PLAY THE GAME OR GTFO.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #31 on: 17 Jan 2010, 13:00 »

Fine. Kill the blog, boff the list, and marry the parody. But I'm getting a divorce.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #32 on: 17 Jan 2010, 13:55 »

You would marry a parody thread? Parody threads are only funny for like two posts; wham bam thank you ma'am! definite boff

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #33 on: 17 Jan 2010, 14:24 »

Would you marry something with as much baggage as the blog thread or the pointlessness of the list thread?
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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #34 on: 17 Jan 2010, 14:27 »

Marrying the blog thread would be like an actual marriage.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #35 on: 17 Jan 2010, 14:30 »

How would you know?
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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #36 on: 17 Jan 2010, 14:31 »

I walked into that one.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #37 on: 17 Jan 2010, 15:49 »

Ariel (holds her breath for a long time)/Snow White (skank)/Cinderella (because she knows her way around the house)
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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #38 on: 17 Jan 2010, 15:54 »

Boff Walter, Marry the Dude, Kill the Nihilist.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #39 on: 17 Jan 2010, 18:00 »

Boff 303, Marry 808, Kill 909

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #40 on: 17 Jan 2010, 18:03 »

Kill Windows, boff OSX, marry Linux

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #41 on: 17 Jan 2010, 18:09 »

I'd seduce the velociraptor by feeding it the cat, and then after our stormy affair I would settle down with the dog.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #42 on: 17 Jan 2010, 18:12 »

Boff Conan, Kill Leno, Marry Letterman.

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #43 on: 17 Jan 2010, 18:22 »

I remember, it was a Tuesday when "Golden" Johnny Globes found out I had been staying at his chick Em Teevee's apartment more than the usual (god damn she was a minx, that showgirl). Globes had to go, it all happened so quick - I barely remember droppin' the knife in his ribs. But you gotta understand me, man, this was years ago! I mean, I'm married now - I got kids - what the hell would Agatha Mia Wards think?

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #44 on: 17 Jan 2010, 20:26 »

(I would have gone Harry Potter, Harry Windsor, Harry Saddler)
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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #45 on: 18 Jan 2010, 00:42 »

Boff Windsor, Kill Potter, Marry Saddler ('sup Harry)

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #46 on: 18 Jan 2010, 16:15 »

Boff Gillian, Marry Dio, Kill Ozzy

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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #47 on: 18 Jan 2010, 21:13 »

Dovey, your treachery knows no bounds. All skipping my go.
I know your game.
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Re: Boff/Kill/Marry
« Reply #48 on: 19 Jan 2010, 03:27 »

I do not know who 2/3 of those people are! I am however very vocal in wanting to marry Harry
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