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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #101 on: 24 Nov 2009, 00:19 »

guys we trying to secret santa this year?

i mean yeah its early but are we?
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #102 on: 08 Dec 2009, 17:37 »

Hi all! Long time, no see for a lot of you on this forum! (I've been a member since...2006ish? Possibly 2007?)

Anyway - Christmas started the Day after Thanksgiving for me! I love this time of year! My favorite Christmas song is the instrumental version of Sleigh Ride and anything by Mannheim Steamroller.

...and I'm afraid I'm starting to talk like Randy the Bandicoot...so, I'll skedaddle.

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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #103 on: 08 Dec 2009, 17:57 »

Come back soon, La! Like, sooner than in a year or two!
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #104 on: 08 Dec 2009, 18:15 »

Hi all! Long time, no see for a lot of you on this forum! (I've been a member since...2006ish? Possibly 2007?)

Anyway - Christmas started the Day after Thanksgiving for me! I love this time of year! My favorite Christmas song is the instrumental version of Sleigh Ride and anything by Mannheim Steamroller.

...and I'm afraid I'm starting to talk like Randy the Bandicoot...so, I'll skedaddle.

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And a happy Solstice to all!

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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #105 on: 08 Dec 2009, 18:19 »


January 2, 2007 12:59:32 PM



And a happy Solstice to all!

Iechyd Da!

ok, I was almost right... :P
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #106 on: 08 Dec 2009, 18:49 »

What I meant to say (in my inarticulate, geeky way) is that we have enjoyed your presence here on these forums.
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #108 on: 09 Dec 2009, 05:35 »

I am cooking my first ever Christmas lunch this for, for me & the boy. I am scared & excited in equal measures.

I have done all my Christmas shopping as I have to give it to my Mum when she comes up to say hi next weekend.

I am not normally excited about Christmas, but I think I am this year. Mainly as the boy is the most Bah Humbug man you WILL EVER MEET.

As in last year he spent Christmas day on his own & had a pot noodle for foods.

This was all by choice.
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #109 on: 09 Dec 2009, 08:52 »

He had pot noodle for foods by choice?  There is no force in the world that could get me to do that.
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #110 on: 09 Dec 2009, 09:29 »

Like a sort of poor little match girl, but instead of no heat, he has no tastebuds.
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #111 on: 09 Dec 2009, 10:05 »

guys we trying to secret santa this year?

i mean yeah its early but are we?

So it's definitely not too early now. Are we doing this?
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #112 on: 09 Dec 2009, 10:18 »

I think the deadline for international packages was a while ago.
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #113 on: 09 Dec 2009, 10:27 »

Like yesterday.
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #114 on: 09 Dec 2009, 10:53 »

Lame!

I'd still be down for an Irresponsible Secret Santa.
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« Reply #115 on: 09 Dec 2009, 13:42 »

I can ship this for cheap this year (I work for a shipping company now).
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #116 on: 14 Dec 2009, 04:32 »

Woo black christmas tree!

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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #117 on: 21 Dec 2009, 20:34 »

Our dog sure knows how to pose for christmas shots. So cute it might make you throw up a little.



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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #118 on: 21 Dec 2009, 21:06 »

I guess my parents are getting majorly lazy now that they've got no kids living at home.  We don't have a christmas tree this year :( and none of the decorations are out, and the stockings aren't hung :/
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #119 on: 22 Dec 2009, 10:17 »

My dad wasn't planning on having a tree this year.
He wasn't planning on having all the traditional Christmas foods either.

Jens and I showed him the error of his ways.
He is now £180 poorer.
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #120 on: 22 Dec 2009, 13:51 »

Some plant standing around in our house is our chrismas tree.
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #121 on: 22 Dec 2009, 13:56 »

According to that logic, we either have a christmas aloe vera or a christmas weed.
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #122 on: 22 Dec 2009, 17:15 »

According to that logic, we either have a christmas aloe vera or a christmas weed.
If by 'weed' you are referring to Cannabis, then you sir are in possession of the most awesome Christmas decoration ever.
And you don't have to throw it out after New Years! If it's still around by then...
If you are not talking about a pot plant, definitely go with the Aloe.
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« Reply #123 on: 22 Dec 2009, 17:30 »

According to that logic, we either have a christmas aloe vera or a christmas weed.
If by 'weed' you are referring to Cannabis, then you sir are were in possession of the most awesome Christmas decoration ever.
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #124 on: 22 Dec 2009, 17:55 »

This year my family has a Christmas Wollemi pine!
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #125 on: 24 Dec 2009, 06:18 »

I have no tree as I had to travel by train & bring EVERYTHING (Even most of the food) with me :(

Here is Dj Yoda doing a Christmas Mash-up.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/70179849ed905173/
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #126 on: 24 Dec 2009, 06:48 »

My family held our personal christmas last night because we're leaving to visit my grandmother today, and my father misspelled my name on his gift to me.  :/
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #127 on: 24 Dec 2009, 07:49 »

It is probably not too early for an xmas thread anymore
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #128 on: 24 Dec 2009, 08:10 »

It is probably not too early for an xmas thread anymore

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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #130 on: 24 Dec 2009, 08:36 »

No, guys, it's only Christmas Eve. It's still too early.
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #133 on: 24 Dec 2009, 10:18 »

Here is my Christmas present to all of you - Rise of the Triad. I got it for Christmas when I was 10 years old. Added bonus - The game can tell when it's Christmastime, so I just started it up and instead of the normal music it plays "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" when you're blasting away at cult members.
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #134 on: 24 Dec 2009, 13:51 »

Merry christmas to all you lovely forum people!

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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #135 on: 24 Dec 2009, 14:49 »

Seasons Greetings to you all.

I have one load of (five) grandchildren for lunch tomorrow, my daughter and some friends the next day, then off to Germany (BA and weather permitting) for a few days with the other lot (two).  Meanwhile, I've wrapped going on a hundred packages, and I've got a week and a half's ironing to catch up on (my wife's doing some emergency knitting to try and get it done in time).

As someone just said on the TV: "Christmas is worse than a kitten, because you can't put it in a sack and drown it".
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #136 on: 24 Dec 2009, 15:18 »

Merry Christmas! I hope you all have a lovely time doing whatever it is you do for the holidays.

Love, Allison.
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #137 on: 24 Dec 2009, 16:14 »

Merry Christmas from me and the Christmas Pronghorn!

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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #138 on: 24 Dec 2009, 16:18 »

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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #139 on: 24 Dec 2009, 17:50 »

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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #140 on: 24 Dec 2009, 18:44 »

We celebrated tonight, and it was lovely, if I just ignore my cousin and his son. I didn't get a lot of gifts, but the ones I got were pretty good, and the food was delicious, and my parents calmed down from their usual Christmas Eve-freakout around 3PM, and I even got warm quickly after being incredibly, ridiculously cold when we visited the cemeteries. Overall, it was a pretty good day, after noon.


I liked our tree this year! You can't really see much of the decorations in this photo, other than the tinsel and flags, but still. It's a pretty good tree, considering it's not fake.
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« Reply #141 on: 24 Dec 2009, 19:01 »

Holy shit Nick, I am so jealous of your Christmas pronghorn!
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #142 on: 24 Dec 2009, 22:36 »

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« Reply #143 on: 24 Dec 2009, 22:38 »

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« Reply #144 on: 24 Dec 2009, 23:10 »

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« Reply #146 on: 25 Dec 2009, 08:19 »

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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #147 on: 25 Dec 2009, 08:39 »

My brother is getting an overhead oh my gooooddddd
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Re: (It Is Much Too Early For) A Christmas Thread!
« Reply #148 on: 25 Dec 2009, 08:40 »

I think I may have set a new record for the most last-minute christmas shopping. Bought my last present at around 9:20 AM today, less than 20 minutes ago.

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